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If you could combine any two Massassians
2010-05-11, 1:39 AM #41
I left her out due to her utter lack of prominence on these forums. To this place she's more an extension to you than her own user, a Martyxtension if you will.

Or a wife.

/me runs
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-05-11, 6:41 AM #42
How the hell did you manage to forget that Andrea is a wife? THEY REMIND US EVERY FIVE ****ING MINUTES.
nope.
2010-05-11, 7:16 AM #43
I didn't forget, I just think she's enough of a presence on the forums to warrant being considered an individual user, and the wife bit was just a sexist remark about women being mere extensions to their husbands, not meant to imply that being a wife in itself is reason to not consider someone a prominent forum member.

(Now there's a sentence that I'm sure I could have broken up...)
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-05-11, 8:58 AM #44
Originally posted by Martyn:
and Izzy :P

(she is registered)


How generous of you, offering up your lady like that.
:neckbeard:
2010-05-11, 9:00 AM #45
I wouldn't dare mix Maevie with Sugarless... the world might explode with awesome.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-05-11, 10:58 AM #46
Originally posted by Jep:
I wouldn't dare mix Maevie with Sugarless... the world might explode with awesome.


Then why don't we add you to the mix, just to be on the safe side. :P
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-05-11, 11:03 AM #47
I thought this was supposed to be a picture thread.

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2010-05-11, 11:55 AM #48
Yeah, this thread sucks without pictures.
2010-05-11, 12:13 PM #49
Originally posted by Jep:
I wouldn't dare mix Maevie with Sugarless... the world might explode with awesome.

And if you mix Jep with Jep, the world might explode with creepiness.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-05-12, 9:17 AM #50
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
wins thread


Why thank you!

and

Originally posted by Gebohq:
No "[self] + Mirthy + sugarless" or the like? :P I'm sure people would make an exception for the "two Massassians" limit in that case...


Sugarless and I get that request a lot....
Mirthy

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2010-05-12, 9:22 AM #51
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
I thought this was supposed to be a picture thread.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/garosaon/smiley/gonk-1.png]


Yeah what the hell everybody.
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2010-05-12, 9:41 AM #52
Originally posted by Mirthy:
Sugarless and I get that request a lot....

I'm sure. And never for a heated debate of the minds, I imagine. :P
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2010-05-12, 10:34 AM #53
A woman's place is in the kitchen, pregnant and barefoot.
2010-05-12, 2:38 PM #54
Originally posted by Steven:
A woman's place is in the kitchen, pregnant and barefoot.


this person is married, and yet I'm a perfect Gentleman and i'm single.
Makes sense this none
*scratches crotch*
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2010-05-12, 3:01 PM #55
Originally posted by Ruthven:
this person is married, and yet I'm a perfect Gentleman and i'm single.
Makes sense this none
*scratches crotch*


Makes plenty of sense to me.
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2010-05-12, 3:26 PM #56
I guess I'm new-fashioned. I let my woman wear shoes in the kitchen... though there's really no point to it.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2010-05-12, 4:37 PM #57
Originally posted by Gebohq:
I'm sure. And never for a heated debate of the minds, I imagine. :P

But he said he was interested in my brain! :(
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2010-05-12, 5:17 PM #58
if boobs were brains...
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2010-05-14, 10:53 AM #59
...women would be 3 times smarter than men?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-05-14, 11:35 AM #60
Some smarter than others.
2010-05-14, 11:40 AM #61
You know what's better than boobs?

More boobs.
2010-05-14, 2:04 PM #62
baconfishstickz
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-05-14, 2:08 PM #63
Originally posted by Martyn:
You know what's better than boobs?

More boobs.


:master:
2010-05-14, 3:42 PM #64
ing right now
2010-05-14, 4:05 PM #65
My God, what have I done?
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2010-05-14, 4:36 PM #66
Why do men have two hands?

Because women have two boobs.

but wait.. there's more.

Why do women have two hands...

Because washing the dishes with one hand is too hard.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
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