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Date Ideas?
2010-05-16, 10:54 PM #41
Originally posted by Mirthy:
Roger, but remember the episode where Robin stepped in for Ted as the honorary bro? Barney and Robin ended up dating... so I'm hoping it works in my favor.

Ultimate, He took me out to dinner and movie two weeks ago, and I told him I'd pay him back... but I wanted it to be AWESOME!

Antony, Nights like that are fun too. Maybe I'll just buy cigars, and take him out to a field where we can smoke them?


To Everyone: I know nothing about cigars.... what do you suggest?


You are going to take him out to a field and smoke his cigar? Good times, take pictures!
2010-05-17, 4:05 AM #42
Yes, that episode is great. I tried to find a clip of them in the cigar bar, but no luck.

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2010-05-17, 1:17 PM #43
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
I thought you quit drinkin'?

There's no such thing as quitting, there's just longer periods between relapses.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-17, 1:26 PM #44
More women should be like you, even though I only know as much about you as this thread tells me....
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2010-05-17, 3:43 PM #45
Originally posted by Mirthy:
I know nothing about cigars.... what do you suggest?


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2010-05-17, 3:50 PM #46
Originally posted by Antony:
There's no such thing as quitting, there's just longer periods between relapses.


Aye.

I'm due for a relapse soon myself. Actually I had some $7 beers on the plane the other day, but I didn't get a buzz so I don't count that.
2010-05-17, 5:55 PM #47
That's why I am never going to start drinking.
2010-05-17, 6:08 PM #48
Theres nothing wrong with drinking, it's just that Antony was an alcoholic and Squirrel King is... Squirrel King.
nope.
2010-05-17, 6:20 PM #49
Yeah I haven't fell into the abyss of mass drinking again.
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2010-05-17, 6:34 PM #50
the movies is like the worst place to go on a first date
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2010-05-17, 7:03 PM #51
I cool with crinking.
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2010-05-17, 8:13 PM #52
Originally posted by zanardi:
the movies is like the worst place to go on a first date


Are you serious? It's dark in there, perfect for fingerbanging.
2010-05-17, 8:26 PM #53
Good luck on that fingerbanging when you haven't so much as had a conversation yet.
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2010-05-17, 8:30 PM #54
Conversation about what? "May I fingerbang you, madam?". Sheesh.
2010-05-17, 8:39 PM #55
He and i have gone to tons of movies together, that's always been our thing.

And no there was never any "fingerbanging"... at a movie theater? Salty buttery popcorn hands? Ick.

Drinking can be fun, and not everyone that drinks drinks to get drunk. Some of us just happen to be lightweights and it happens, nearly every time. Which is why everyone should invest in finding a Sugarless! <3!
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2010-05-17, 8:41 PM #56
Originally posted by Antony:
Good luck on that fingerbanging when you haven't so much as had a conversation yet.


While fingerbanging, we let our hearts do the talking.
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2010-05-17, 8:58 PM #57
Originally posted by Mirthy:
And no there was never any "fingerbanging"... at a movie theater? Salty buttery popcorn hands? Ick.


:XD:
2010-05-17, 9:05 PM #58
Also, if a chick lets you do that kind of thing... odds are she's a total whore and is only worth banging.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-17, 9:06 PM #59
or shes passed out from the roofies you slipped in her coke.
2010-05-17, 9:06 PM #60
Or that, yeah.
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2010-05-17, 9:08 PM #61
Welll, you can't fight a roofie. Just don't do it while you have salty buttery popcorn hands.
Mirthy

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2010-05-17, 9:11 PM #62
Originally posted by Mirthy:
Welll, you can't fight a roofie. Just don't do it while you have salty buttery popcorn hands.

You don't tell me what to do, woman.
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2010-05-17, 9:11 PM #63
What if the girl doesn't naturally lubricate? Then you're going to be glad you have that butter flavored oil.
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2010-05-17, 9:14 PM #64
Originally posted by saberopus:
Are you serious? It's dark in there, perfect for fingerbanging.


:awesome:
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2010-05-17, 9:20 PM #65
Originally posted by Antony:
What if the girl doesn't naturally lubricate? Then you're going to be glad you have that butter flavored oil.

O_o

Even if that's the case, there are more sanitary solutions.
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2010-05-17, 9:22 PM #66
Yeah I was joking...
>>untie shoes
2010-05-17, 11:24 PM #67
I couldn't help you much on having a good date, but I sure have had plenty of bad ones.
2010-05-18, 3:42 AM #68
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Aye.

I'm due for a relapse soon myself. Actually I had some $7 beers on the plane the other day, but I didn't get a buzz so I don't count that.


Drinking on planes is the best.
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2010-05-18, 4:35 AM #69
But the bottles they give you are so tiny! It's impossible to get drunk!
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2010-05-18, 8:55 AM #70
Seriously, a movie a bad date?
It's awesome, when you don't have anything to talk about (because this is the first time you're really meeting someone), you can blame it all on the movie, because you're watching it. And if it really clicks, well, you can go drinking somewhere afterwards...
2010-05-18, 9:28 AM #71
Originally posted by need help:
Seriously, a movie a bad date?
It's awesome, when you don't have anything to talk about (because this is the first time you're really meeting someone), you can blame it all on the movie, because you're watching it. And if it really clicks, well, you can go drinking somewhere afterwards...


Well that's the problem, it's hard to get to know someone when your sitting in the movie theater. How can it click if your both sitting there watching a movie?

You know back in the day I had no problem taking a girl to the movies, but being in the dating scene again years later I have found that most women my age are not into the movie theatre for this very reason. For the first date mind you, after 1 or 2 it's all fair game.
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2010-05-18, 10:15 AM #72
Originally posted by need help:
Seriously, a movie a bad date?
It's awesome, when you don't have anything to talk about (because this is the first time you're really meeting someone), you can blame it all on the movie, because you're watching it. And if it really clicks, well, you can go drinking somewhere afterwards...


I went on one date where we had just agreed to go to dinner. Because we clicked we decided to catch a movie afterwards. I think thats the best way to go, that way if dinner sucks you don't Have to go to a movie afterwards, you can just go home.
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2010-05-18, 12:09 PM #73
so when is this date? and when do we get a play by play?
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2010-05-18, 5:07 PM #74
Picnic in a tree has already been approved as the next one, so we have the first two dates planned out :P
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2010-05-18, 5:14 PM #75
dark alley in the rain
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2010-05-18, 6:45 PM #76
Originally posted by happydud:
so when is this date? and when do we get a play by play?


Its tomorrow night! I need to get a suit together, and I'll get at least a suit pic for camhoz....

As for the play by play.... we'll have to see if you all behave! (and if the date goes well, if it doesn't then I'll make a new thread called Shadenfreude so you can all have a good laugh.)
Mirthy

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2010-05-18, 9:18 PM #77
Pretty much anything other than dinner and a movie shows some effort to make it unique.

Although if you're a girl, pretty much just taking the initiative and asking the guy out is enough to make him notice the effort. It's nice when girls break the mold and don't wait for the guy to make the first move every once in a while.
2010-05-19, 9:48 AM #78
If you happen to be on opposite teams during laser tag matches, be sure to be a little physical. Ram him with your shoulder once or twice, and smack his ass after saying "Good job!".


(Ok so I dont know how that would work out on a date if you're trying to woo the guy... but it'd leave him perplexed and most likely amused. That scenario sounds hilarious to me anyways.)
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2010-05-19, 9:55 AM #79
Back to topic guys >.> (Not @ Jep)
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