I was in high school until 2003. I had sex with her. Several times.






















































she has a soon 7 years old kid.

well ya better contact her back DAD

My high school girlfriend of 3.5 years is now married as of last week and I wouldn't be surprised if she has a kid in the next year.

Edit: I was never here.

Mine is a slut that works at Pizza hut and slept with her first cousin.

I think I made good choices after we broke up.

I couldn't live without knowing, I'd have to find out. I'd go insane thinking a child could be mine and never being sure. I don't know how you could live without finding out (not judging, just saying I couldn't handle it)

I was never in this thread & I think that you should all claim the same...

Hey, as long as you didn't MAKE LOVE to her, can't be your kid. Close one though!

Dad, dad, daddio

NAME THAT MOVIE

I'm no mathematician or reproduction scientist anything, but I did a few calculations here, and I think you might be a father.

RUN THE NUMBERS AGAIN, WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY ERRORS IN YOUR CALCULATIONS

EDI doesn't make mistakes.

Back to the GOD DAMN Future.

just watched that **** last week

Two of my exs had kids shortly after breaking up. One I know 9000% isn't mine. The other, well... I figure if it was, she would have came after me for money by now, because I have money, and she definitely DOES NOT.

All but two contacted me through facebook at one time or another. It was cool hearing from them again. The one thing I hate hearing about is how they have kids and are married and have awesome jobs and I'm just a two-bit graphic designer with no kids or wife. Makes me feel pathetic.

Of course, the would-be wife and would-be child that were to be mine turned out to be a big sack of whore filth.

I'm still in high school, and still a virgin.

WEAR A RUBBER

Rubbers have a 1/50 chance of failure even if you use them perfectly.

KICK HER DOWN THE STAIRS/

heh, my friends little sister is called 'the little drip' because that's all it takes.

Well, there might be a saving grace there Cavey, but you need more specific dates. After all, if he JUST turned 7, but you definitely had sex with her 7+ years ago, then it might have been someone else she was with before you (9 month pregnancy, remember).

I know by a fcat that theer was no one before mer

Welp, time to drink more.

too late for abortion?

about 7 years. posta-bortion maybe.

Why did she wait 7 years to tell you O_o

nah you could still try to scramble his/her brains with a coat-hanger

dnnuo, maybe the bithc ran out of money?

actually she mved back to my hometown and crap that i wold know.

Is this an attempt to rival Commander 598?

what the hell are yui on man?

my thoughts exactly. thats a super ***** move.

Something like this happened to me only it was 3 months not 7 years and she had an abortion without telling me... *****

Kid would have been about 8 now.... wow

That's rather hardcore.

Actually, the failure rate is around 3% not 50%.

1/50 would be 0.02.

Wikipedia says "between 0.4% and 2.3%"

Not rubbers has a 50/50 chance of failure.

I get this thread, but did she explicitly say that it's your kid?

Just felt like posting this, although it only tangentially applies.

Posted here, with 100% less italics!

[QUOTE=The Internet]I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago:

I got a vasectomy.

I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.

I did NOT tell her about my vasectomy and I always used a condom with her to protect against STDs. She assumed, obviously, that the condom was only used for birth control. Silly girl.

We date for a few months. I never made any move towards commitment but she brought it up ocassionally. For me, this was a casual but pleasant relationship. For her - as I was to find out - it was part of life-changing series of events that she was planning very carefully.

Four months into dating, I get the "I'm pregnant" talk. She's going on and on about how the condom must have broke and now we really need to think about getting married "for the baby". She's positively giddy. She has a baby in her and she thinks she's gonna have a good meal ticket (me) to go along with her new 7lb annuity.

At this point, I'm just as giddy. I get to pull the reverse "oops" on her. I figured that she slept with some bad boy and got knocked up. Good thing I was using condoms! Better still that I have a serious mistrust of women who can't think beyond their own uteri.

So I wait a couple of days to "think about all this." I meet her again. I say I don't want kids and that she should have an abortion. I know where this is going and sure enough it goes there. She goes completely bat**** insane on me. There were the usual insults about my manhood. There were threats of legal action. It was all very ugly and I was loving every minute of it.

Well, I let her stew for a few days. She leaves me nasty messages on my phone. She sends awful emails. I'm laughing hysterically.

It was time to drop the hammer. While she was stewing I was busy. First I get a notarized copy from the urologist who performed the vasectomy. Next I get a notarized copy of the TWO test results indicating a "negative test result for sperm" to show I'm sterile and shooting blanks. Finally, I get a letter from a shark attorney stating he has seen the other documents and is prepared to litigate against this woman if she continues to communicate with me in such an unpleasant manner. Also, the letter states that we will insist on DNA testing to show that the baby is not mine. I'm ready.

I meet with this woman at her place. I bring flowers and a small bit of jewelry to show I am willing to reconcile and assume my responsibilities as a new father. I also have stuck in my pocket the documents I have prepared.

She's all giddy again. Her plan is going perfectly - or so she thinks. We talk about our future. We have some pretty good sex. Then, as I am about to walk out the door, I ask her the $64,000 question. "Are you sure that this baby is mine?"

Well, she goes bat**** insane again. Hell, she ought to. Her plan could completely unravel if there is ANY question about my paternity. Oh, she's really screaming now. How dare I question her morals. Do I think she's a slut. I'm just trying to weasel out of my responsibilities... blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda.

I'm not really mad. I'm kind of embarrassed for her. But since she won't shut up and the neighbors can hear all of this, I ask her to step back inside and sit down. She sits on the sofa and calms down a bit. She is glaring at me with all the moral self-righteousness that only a woman can muster up. She thinks she has me trapped. She is 100% convinced her plan has worked. Oh, the tangled web of lies and deceit she has wrought around herself and I am about to hack through them with a few pieces of paper.

I reach into my pocket slowly. I extract the three pieces of paper and unfold them slowly and deliberately.

I tell her simply, "You're screwed".

Her look doesn't change. There is no way she can fathom what I have prepared.

I continue. "I am sterile"

Her look changes just a bit. Something is beginning to sink in. Naturally, she reverts to women's logic. "You're full of ****. You're trapped and you know it."

I hold up the letter and the test results. "Three months before we met, I had a vasectomy. Here is a notarized letter from him stating what I had done. Here are two test results showing that I tested negative for the presence of sperm. Blanks. I am shooting blanks. That baby inside you is simply not mine."

This woman is not to be swayed by logic and clear documentation. "Bull****, those are fakes."

I was ready for that. "No, they are real. This last piece of paper is from my attorney. It's a simple letter to you that states if you pursue any kind of legal action against me for child support that I will insist on a DNA test to prove paternity, that is, to prove that your baby is not mine."

I give the woman all the documents. She reads them slowly, deliberately. With each passing second she can feel in her soul that she has made a very bad mistake. With denial swept away, she started to cry. It's a small cry at first. Then it becomes deeper and more painful. By the time she gets to the letter from the lawyer she is sobbing.

I had no sympathy for her. I turned and walked out the door. Even after I closed the door I could still hear her sobbing.

Epilogue -

I never heard directly from this woman again. I did hear through my friends that she did indeed have the baby. I also heard that the real father was some guy in a band she had met. I assumed that after 30, women stopped going after musicians, bikers, criminals, and thugs. Silly me for thinking the best of American women. [/QUOTE]

Completely off topic, but this thread just reminded me that it's been 7 years since I've been out of high school. I'm old.


And, just to contribute, I agree with andrea that it was a pretty ***** move. She might be out for money, or she may have had some ideal about raising the kid herself (which with the kid being 7, I guess she did?) I have a friend who had (and still has) a plan that if she got pregnant, that she wouldn't tell the guy or just say it wasn't his so he'd leave her to raise the kid alone. There is some type of logic behind her reasoning...I can kind of see it...that is, until I start to actually think about it and then it's just

...this contribution turned out to be much longer than I expected it to be and probably doesn't make sense. It's that old age...

This thread makes me sexist.