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Post here if your high school time gf contacted you
2010-05-28, 7:11 AM #41
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
I know by a fcat that theer was no one before mer

There's no such thing as facts when it comes to women. Unless you had her tied up in the basement & under heavy surveillance from the time she was born until the time that you started ****in' her you have absolutely no way of knowing that. Surely you're not going to trust the word of a woman that waited 7+ years to tell you that you could be the father of her child. Also, don't assume that she wasn't ****in' the entire basketball team while she was w/ you. If you're going to submit to some sort of test to see if it's your kid you should make her pay for it. It's the least that she can do for destroying your life. Isn't there some way to sue her ass for this? You're going to need money for child support.
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2010-05-28, 7:20 AM #42
Originally posted by Mentat:
Isn't there some way to sue her ass for this?

You can sue anybody for any reason, but you won't win anywhere on Earth.
2010-05-28, 7:52 AM #43
Originally posted by Mentat:
There's no such thing as facts when it comes to women. Unless you had her tied up in the basement & under heavy surveillance from the time she was born until the time that you started ****in' her you have absolutely no way of knowing that. Surely you're not going to trust the word of a woman that waited 7+ years to tell you that you could be the father of her child. Also, don't assume that she wasn't ****in' the entire basketball team while she was w/ you. If you're going to submit to some sort of test to see if it's your kid you should make her pay for it. It's the least that she can do for destroying your life. Isn't there some way to sue her ass for this? You're going to need money for child support.


Um, she could have been a virgin, that'd be a pretty good way to know...
2010-05-28, 7:59 AM #44
Assuming she didn't have sex with anyone else afterwards -_-
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2010-05-28, 8:12 AM #45
oh, I was talking more along the lines of him knowing no one else ****ed her before him, than the hundreds of guys she probably slept with after him.
2010-05-28, 8:14 AM #46
I'm not going to get in to bloody details (literally). I just think it's stupid to assume that it's his kid until there's been testing.
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2010-05-28, 8:26 AM #47
Well, we can't rule him out, that's the thing.

He's on the baby daddy list.


I'd be pretty stressed out too, even if there was 4 other guys she was ****ing at the time.
That's a 20% chance.
2010-05-28, 8:48 AM #48
You guys are awesome at pointing out the obvious!!
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2010-05-28, 8:52 AM #49
"Zanardi" starts with a "z"
2010-05-28, 8:58 AM #50
Who remembers Z@NARDI
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2010-05-28, 9:14 AM #51
Originally posted by zanardi:
You guys are awesome at pointing out the obvious!!


You are awesome at pointing out the obvious!
2010-05-28, 9:46 AM #52
Now, you could have planned this out very carefully, and have had sex with this girl at the beginning 2003. But wouldn't the sucker be in her uterus for 9 months. So if it was yours... wouldn't it become 8...ish?
2010-05-28, 9:50 AM #53
This reminds me of an storyline in season 2 of Californication where this woman is bugging Moody saying he's her baby's daddy. And Karen is giving Moody **** for knocking up another woman... etc...

Moody and Karen are both present for the birth of the child, and it's black. Moody just throws his arms up and screams "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and starts dancing around the room.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 10:04 AM #54
That's such an awesome show & such a great episode.

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2010-05-28, 10:24 AM #55
Hahaha I love that scene.
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2010-05-28, 10:29 AM #56
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
You are awesome at pointing out the obvious!


Touche
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2010-05-28, 10:29 AM #57
Originally posted by Emon:
Who remembers Z@NARDI


That guy was a douche
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2010-05-28, 12:40 PM #58
Originally posted by Baconfish:
1/50 would be 0.02. ;)


hahah what the hell is wrong with me. I somehow read that as 1 in 2 or something. XD

/facepalm@self
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2010-05-28, 12:44 PM #59
I'm posting here because my high-school gf contacted me.... 'cause we're still together >_>
2010-05-28, 7:50 PM #60
So...not to be a total pain in the arse, but...

Is there any information on any other potential fathers and/or the possibility of doing DNA tests for the kid?
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2010-05-28, 8:00 PM #61
It would be incredibly stupid to do anything else without proper tests. Any thing you do is probably going to be a significant change in your life, her life, or the child's, and you can't commit to or ignore any responsibility until you know for sure.

I only say this, again because Cavey seems dead set on thinking he's ****ed. That's not necessarily true.
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2010-05-28, 8:28 PM #62
fake your death
2010-05-28, 8:50 PM #63
no, don't fake your death
2010-05-28, 8:51 PM #64
Yeah don't fake it.
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2010-05-28, 8:51 PM #65
There really should be a "that kid was fine for the last 7 years without my help" clause.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:05 PM #66
Originally posted by Jon`C:
no, don't fake your death


Why not? Elvis did it.
2010-05-28, 9:10 PM #67
You know, all of this talk... I think we should maybe ease up on Cavey here. He's probably in a pretty fragile state... This is a lot to accept for someone. Maybe try to be a little more helpful than we've been.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:35 PM #68
Anthony's probably right. I'm sorry this is coming @ you like a ton of bricks Cave. I hope you're doing ok, and I'll keep you in my thoughts and prayers.
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2010-05-28, 10:49 PM #69
I refer you to my first post, the serious one
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2010-05-28, 10:59 PM #70
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2010-05-29, 10:38 AM #71
fortunately, i'm a social retard with no money, therefore no women in their right mind would admit to having one of my kids. I reckon it would be an immediate abortion to get my lackluster genes out of them asap. :gbk:

Considering the week i've had with a certain woman, i'm firmly routing for the home team. Don't let women f*ck with you like this, they have far too much power in these circumstances (or like to think they do)
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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2010-05-29, 12:19 PM #72
Cave don't worry about it, if she hints or says anything about it to you, take a test! Don't let her try to get you for cash, if she thought it was yours then she probably would have told you sometime within the last 7 years.
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2010-05-29, 1:36 PM #73
Originally posted by Ruthven:
fortunately, i'm a social retard with no money, therefore no women in their right mind would admit to having one of my kids. I reckon it would be an immediate abortion to get my lackluster genes out of them asap. :gbk:


but you're so pretty
2010-05-29, 2:37 PM #74
Originally posted by Anakin9012:
Why not? Elvis did it.

If you were going to fake your death would you really "die" on the toilet trying to crap out 700 cheeseburgers?
nope.
2010-05-29, 3:08 PM #75
Originally posted by Ruthven:
fortunately, i'm a social retard with no money, therefore no women in their right mind would admit to having one of my kids. I reckon it would be an immediate abortion to get my lackluster genes out of them asap. :gbk:

Considering the week i've had with a certain woman, i'm firmly routing for the home team. Don't let women f*ck with you like this, they have far too much power in these circumstances (or like to think they do)


then those are logically not the women you want to be with
2010-05-29, 3:48 PM #76
Originally posted by Couchman:
fake your death


Originally posted by Jon`C:
no, don't fake your death


Originally posted by Emon:
Yeah don't fake it.


Didn't Cavey die back in 2002 or 2003? It was one of the first things I remember seeing on Massassi.
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2010-05-29, 4:02 PM #77
Originally posted by Mentat:
There's no such thing as facts when it comes to women. Unless you had her tied up in the basement & under heavy surveillance from the time she was born until the time that you started ****in' her you have absolutely no way of knowing that.


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