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The Adventures of EWG (based on a true story)
2010-05-28, 8:54 PM #1
[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3677532/ewg.JPG]
2010-05-28, 9:02 PM #2
Actually that's just "the adventures of crappy customer"

Contrary to the comic, for the two years I worked in food service, that happened exactly zero times with "entitled white guys" and happened all the time with "random black guys."

Food for thought.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:17 PM #3
EWG alert

I'll see your anecdotal evidence and raise you a similar claim that I have worked in the service industry for more than two years and I have met lots of EWGs and none of these "random black guys" you so describe

Also a sociology paper I read about how middle-aged white people act in predominately black-staffed businesses
2010-05-28, 9:18 PM #4
Yes, I had ****ty customers. That makes me the bad guy because I'm white. That's retarded.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:19 PM #5
OOh look who has a persecution complex

It's EWG!
2010-05-28, 9:21 PM #6
What about the white guilt kind who likes Japan, NPR, black music that black people don't listen to any more, Bob Marley, and threatening to move to Canada?
2010-05-28, 9:22 PM #7
What part of service did you work in? Were tips involved? Generally speaking in a tip based job, you're going to generally resent the black customers more than the white ones, because they don't typically leave tips.

I mean, please try this with a decent number of people in food service (read: not fast food) and see how many of them think middle aged white guys are the bane of their existence...
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:26 PM #8
Yeah my black customers tip me roughly as often as the white ones do

Maybe they don't tip you because you're clearly a racist
2010-05-28, 9:26 PM #9
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;1083299']EWG alert

I'll see your anecdotal evidence and raise you a similar claim that I have worked in the service industry for more than two years and I have met lots of EWGs and none of these "random black guys" you so describe


I've been working for 10+ years. Every bad customer is a ****ty black guy who thinks he deserves something or a ****ing mexican that can't speak a drop of english.

See? I can make up a load of bull**** too!
2010-05-28, 9:30 PM #10
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;1083305']Yeah my black customers tip me roughly as often as the white ones do

Maybe they don't tip you because you're clearly a racist

Maybe I didn't think this way until I worked in the food service industry. I don't hate black people at all. I hate ****ty ghetto superstars who order expensive **** and don't tip. There just happens to have been more of those at the place I worked than these mythical entitled white guys.

Also, in the time I worked at the bar, I never heard a single white person ***** about how long their service was taking. I can't count the number of times I've heard this from a ****ty ghetto superstar.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:32 PM #11
Also, yeah, it's kind of an old article, but it still holds pretty true. EDIT: Looked up a few more just for reference. They weren't hard to find.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1329241

http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/abortion-civil-rights-other-social-issues/31992-why-dont-black-people-tip.html

A good reference for plenty of food service horror stories. It's astonishing how many agree with me.

http://www.igotstiffed.com/

It's odd... a quick google search for black people don't tip showed me hundreds of websites with stories and such about the issue....

A google search for "middle aged white people don't tip" showed me this number one result:

http://www.igotstiffed.com/41/its-just-true-black-people-dont-tip/

Deal with it. It's the way it is.

Or the entire service industry, with the exception of thrawnnumbarz, is just racist and get ****ty tips because it's obvious how racist they are, right?
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:42 PM #12
Originally posted by Antony:
I don't hate black people at all. I hate ****ty ghetto superstars who order expensive **** and don't tip.


And you have lots of black friends, right?

P.S. great job citing some yahoo's random blog entry as proof of your racial views
2010-05-28, 9:45 PM #13
Eh... 3 or 4... I don't know where to draw the line between friend and acquaintance.

Just disregard all of the evidence that supports me. Don't worry about it at all. Just cling to "you're just a RACIST!"
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:47 PM #14
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
;1083314']And you have lots of black friends, right?

P.S. great job citing some yahoo's random blog entry as proof of your racial views


Poor wittle thrawn is butthurt cause people disagree with him.

Edit: I think you might have actually been the one to post this form. Too funny.
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2010-05-28, 9:48 PM #15
Originally posted by IRG SithLord:
Poor wittle thrawn is butthurt cause the entire food service industry disagrees with him.

Fixed.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:49 PM #16
Can we just agree that people who dont tip for good service suck?
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-05-28, 9:49 PM #17
Antony the only actual evidence you posted was a study that said there is only a 3% difference in tipping between black people and white people, the rest was just angry racist food service workers

OH NO HOW WILL I PAY FOR MY XBOX GAMES NOW
2010-05-28, 9:50 PM #18
Originally posted by mb:
Can we just agree that people who dont tip for good service suck?


Well, I don't think that was the original point of the thread. But whatever...it's all gone to hell. I think THAT can be agreed on. Not that I helped all that much...
2010-05-28, 9:51 PM #19
Yeah.... Uh... type into google "black people don't tip"

I'll wait for you to get through the first ten pages or so... Read stories... Of course those people are all just racists, right?

Now type in "middle aged white people don't tip"

The first result is about black people not tipping. I did not create this. It's just the way it is. Deal with it.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:52 PM #20
Yes, rely on anecdotal evidence

Nevermind the fact that the study you yourself posted doesn't support your claim

P.S. look what I found when I googled "jews steal" http://www.kinsmanredeemer.com/WhyWeHateJews4.htm
2010-05-28, 9:55 PM #21
Your entire claim is idiotic to begin with. You posted a comic about how horrible it is to wait on middle aged white people. Find me ANY evidence that supports that. I don't care what kind.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 9:56 PM #22
Last weekend I had two customers in row that were jackasses, Guy number one pays for his buddy's stuff and had two dollars and a penny in change, like everybody else i assumed that he didn't want the penny and put it in the penny holder for the next person that needs it, he gave me the most viscious look, muttered something and grabbed at least 3 pennies from the holders.

guy number two gets all pissy because we ran out of ice over a weekend.

guess whom was white and whom was black. heres a hint, white guy gave me less trouble, but definitely more swearing
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2010-05-28, 9:58 PM #23
Well I know only one type of person that would be pissed about a lack of ice...
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 10:00 PM #24
You know who else was a terrible tipper? Hitler.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-05-28, 10:00 PM #25
I don't think that's the way anakinnumbers wanted you to make the reference, Mac...
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 10:01 PM #26
Originally posted by Antony:
Your entire claim is idiotic to begin with. You posted a comic about how horrible it is to wait on middle aged white people. Find me ANY evidence that supports that. I don't care what kind.


http://www.cjsonline.ca/reviews/toyland.html
2010-05-28, 10:02 PM #27
That's about a god damned TOY STORE!

Try again.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 10:04 PM #28
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
You know who else was a terrible tipper? Hitler.


oh, he had plenty of tips
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2010-05-28, 10:04 PM #29
You're all ****ing racist. Nobody acknowledges that the l33t mathematical skills of asians make them the best tippers.
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2010-05-28, 10:05 PM #30
The food service industry = Nazis
2010-05-28, 10:07 PM #31
Originally posted by Antony:
That's about a god damned TOY STORE!

Try again.

Wait a minute brosef you seem to have gotten confused the black service employee in my comic is clearly behind a counter serving people standing in line

Your disingenuous attempts to re-frame this as a discussion of your own job is as selfish and transparent as your racist soul
2010-05-28, 10:11 PM #32
He's buying sandwiches for christ's sake! How is that not a food service job?

Your comic is lame, and horribly done. That doesn't detract from the fact that you posted the original racist comment in this thread, idiot.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 10:12 PM #33
Calm down, Daddy Warbucks. You'll give yourself a cyst.

Are you saying that black people are jerks when buying fast food, but normal the rest of the time?
2010-05-28, 10:14 PM #34
I'm saying many black people are horrible when in a restaurant setting. That's all. I don't know what those people are like outside of the restaurant, but I know they suck while they're inside.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 10:16 PM #35
[http://social.bioware.com/uploads_group/2000/1389/0_8062.jpg]

YOU HUMANS ARE ALL RACIST
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-05-28, 10:16 PM #36
Originally posted by Antony:
I'm saying many black people are horrible when in a restaurant setting. That's all. I don't know what those people are like outside of the restaurant, but I know they suck while they're inside.

Aha, but I wouldn't tip you if I was in your restaurant, and I know that I am awesome all the time. Your argument is flawed.
2010-05-28, 10:22 PM #37
Dude, I've literally had black dudes sit down and order drinks and go "I know you probably look at me and say '****' but I'm telling you man, if you make sure I always have drinks and **** tonight, I'll hook you up... and I know you hear the 'I'll hook you up line all the time' so here's 20 to start. Keep 'em coming." And that dude rocked. His name is Dwight. He would send his friends in and they would say "I'm a friend of Dwight. He told me how to behave in this setting." And they would tip awesome too. It's not a god damned universal constant that black people suck to wait on, but it was a majority thing.

The great part was, the black people who didn't suck to wait on, were totally ****ing awesome to wait on. You know, they were super cool and patient and tipped ****ing huge. But they weren't the majority. I'm not making this **** up, and I'm not a god damned racist. I'm just telling you how it is in Columbus, anyway... And from what I understand that phenomenon repeats itself in every major city across the USA.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 10:30 PM #38
Alright now I feel bad

I was just messin with you dude
2010-05-28, 10:33 PM #39
Well, then you're a dick. But I guess... Sorry for totally crapping on your thread.
>>untie shoes
2010-05-28, 10:34 PM #40
thread is now about favorite black people

go
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
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