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I FOUND LANDO (no caps)
2010-06-01, 6:39 PM #1
nt
Attachment: 23961/lando.jpg (44,492 bytes)
2010-06-01, 7:13 PM #2
o_O
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-01, 7:59 PM #3
Win.
2010-06-01, 8:05 PM #4
ya, seriously.
I have no idea what lando calrissian is doing on a 40oz bottle of beer.

but it tastes better because he is.
2010-06-01, 8:11 PM #5
I seriously want to see a movie made where he and Sam-J are partners or at least the main characters.
2010-06-01, 8:13 PM #6
Yeah well I found Jesus.
He was hiding behind the couch.
2010-06-01, 8:51 PM #7
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
ya, seriously.
I have no idea what lando calrissian is doing on a 40oz bottle of beer.


Really? WTF?

"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-06-01, 8:53 PM #8
Thank you, Wookie06... I was worried that I was the only person aware of those commercials.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-01, 8:59 PM #9
meh, I thought it was common knowledge.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-06-01, 9:17 PM #10
Maybe among alcohol-drinkers or TV-watchers.
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2010-06-01, 9:29 PM #11
Or watchers of american commercials at least
Only american tv I watch I download (hell, only tv I watch at all I download), so almost no commercials of any kind ;)
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2010-06-01, 10:04 PM #12
http://www.workseverytime.com/lpa.aspx?returnurl=http://www.workseverytime.com/findbillydeescolt/default.aspx
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2010-06-02, 2:02 AM #13
[http://www.alleewillis.com/soulpatch/soulartifact_images/billy-dee-wiliams-colt-45-sign.jpg]
2010-06-02, 2:13 AM #14
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2010-06-02, 2:36 AM #15
****.

I guess I suck at life again.

this is the first time I saw noticed this.

Maybe because I live in a state where you can't put contests on booze.

but my best friend just moved to a dif. state so we picked up these fellows.
2010-06-02, 3:04 AM #16
I always drink Colt 45 when I do anything Star Wars related (which is more often than one might think). I've noticed that when I get smashed at parties w/ a Colt 45 taped to both hands that people that are younger than me don't typically get my Billy D. Williams (BDW) jokes/references. Also, Colt 45 isn't beer, it's malt liquor (it's fermented differently & has a higher alcohol content). It's also very cheap & smooth so it has taken a lot of flack from many prominent figures in many black communities (BDW received much of this himself).
? :)
2010-06-02, 6:50 AM #17
I drink Fullsail or Sierra Nevada pale Ale when I do things Star Wars related. Of course Sat. and Sun only.
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2010-06-02, 7:02 AM #18
i shoot heroin when i do things star wars related
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2010-06-02, 7:36 AM #19
Originally posted by genk:


I watched every episode from season 1 to 8, and I have never seen this... Which episode is this?
2010-06-02, 9:37 AM #20
Season 5, Episode 10 - Her Story II

I googled for that, but I remember the episode. It's where JD wants to break up with his new girl because she never laughs, saying only "that's so funny".
In the episode previous (I think, might even be the episode in question) he rushes things with his relationship with this girl, and he buys that bit of land with a porch, and theres a painting of him and the girl in harry potter gear riding a unicorn(?).
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2010-06-02, 9:39 AM #21
I have this urge to vomit when I look at that first picture
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2010-06-02, 12:03 PM #22
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
[http://www.alleewillis.com/soulpatch/soulartifact_images/billy-dee-wiliams-colt-45-sign.jpg]


Holy crap, I want one badly.
It took a while for you to find me; I was hiding in the lime tree.
2010-06-02, 12:06 PM #23
Originally posted by Deadman:
Season 5, Episode 10 - Her Story II

I googled for that, but I remember the episode. It's where JD wants to break up with his new girl because she never laughs, saying only "that's so funny".


What? That's a Seinfeld rip!
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2010-06-02, 12:12 PM #24
Colt 45 is without question the Caddilac of malt liquors.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-02, 12:26 PM #25
That sign is beyond epic....
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2010-06-02, 12:47 PM #26
Originally posted by Mentat:
Also, Colt 45 isn't beer, it's malt liquor (it's fermented differently & has a higher alcohol content).


Malt liquor is still beer. Really the only difference between malt liquor and your average American industrial lager is that the malt liquor uses even more adjuncts like corn and rice.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-06-02, 12:59 PM #27
I thought malt liquor didn't use hops or some **** like that?
>>untie shoes
2010-06-02, 1:15 PM #28
Malt liquor certainly uses hops. Not enough that there's any actual hop flavor, but it'd be undrinkably sweet if there were no hops at all.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-06-02, 1:58 PM #29
There is absolutely nothing saying that beer must be made with hops. In fact, the best beer is made without it.
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2010-06-02, 2:28 PM #30
Actually, this was from my new hampshire, I thought Maine had a no contest on booze law, but I just stopped at a gas station and saw it.

WOOT.

damn, colt 45 is way more expensive here..
2010-06-02, 2:38 PM #31
Originally posted by Emon:
There is absolutely nothing saying that beer must be made with hops. In fact, the best beer is made without it.


Yep thats called HeffeWeizen bier (wheatbeer with yeast) or Krystal Weizen bier (filtered wheat beer). I drank a massive amount of it when I was over in Germany. The imported kind here taste's like ****.
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2010-06-02, 5:17 PM #32
Originally posted by Emon:
There is absolutely nothing saying that beer must be made with hops. In fact, the best beer is made without it.


This doesn't contradict what I said, but the second part isn't quite right. Every commercial wheat beer I know of, and every wheat beer brewed to style guidelines, uses hops. In a German hefeweizen or kristallweizen, for example, it'll usually be Hallertau or some other noble hop.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-06-02, 6:13 PM #33
Originally posted by Tracer:
What? That's a Seinfeld rip!


yeah lol i was just about to say that, doesnt he go for the roommate then by offering a threesome?
2010-06-02, 6:59 PM #34
Didn't that girl have a horrible laugh rather then no laugh?
Or did she go "that's so funny' every time?
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2010-06-02, 7:21 PM #35
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
The imported kind here taste's like ****.

Then you aren't getting the right stuff. Contrary to popular belief, imported beers ARE just imported from other countries. They do not ruin them just for the American market.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-06-02, 7:23 PM #36
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Every commercial wheat beer I know of, and every wheat beer brewed to style guidelines, uses hops. In a German hefeweizen or kristallweizen, for example, it'll usually be Hallertau or some other noble hop.

Oops, you're right. Well anyway, my point was just that beer doesn't necessitate a lot of hops, or any at all.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-06-02, 7:29 PM #37
Originally posted by Deadman:
Didn't that girl have a horrible laugh rather then no laugh?
Or did she go "that's so funny' every time?


she said thats funny and didnt laugh
2010-06-02, 7:50 PM #38
Originally posted by Emon:
Then you aren't getting the right stuff. Contrary to popular belief, imported beers ARE just imported from other countries. They do not ruin them just for the American market.


Indeed. The beer does lose a bit of freshness on the way over, but even accounting for that, a Weihenstephaner, Ayinger or Franziskaner hefe will still be better than the vast majority of American-made "hefeweizens."
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-06-02, 9:23 PM #39
I have learned that it is probably safer to start a legal debate with MacFarlane than it is to start a beer debate with him. Just take what he says and move along.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-02, 10:13 PM #40
Originally posted by UltimatePotato:
Holy crap, I want one badly.


how about a coaster?
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DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
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