The product's slogan during that era, as stated by Williams in his television commercials, was, "It works every time." for which he received much criticism. Williams responded indifferently to the criticism of his appearances in the liquor commercials. When questioned about his appearances he was quoted as saying, "I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too."

Malt liquor is still beer. Really the only difference between malt liquor and your average American industrial lager is that the malt liquor uses even more adjuncts like corn and rice.

Then you aren't getting the right stuff. Contrary to popular belief, imported beers ARE just imported from other countries. They do not ruin them just for the American market.

There are things that can affect the quality of alcohol in the shipping process (e.g: vibration w/ wine)

Yeah, that's bull****. I bet if wine snobs subjected themselves to double blind tests, they'd find that much of what they think they know is complete garbage.

I could care less...

How much less?

I think the only reason anyone in massassi would say "I could care less" is because they know it's nonsensical and do it to piss people off

Or in other words: you got trolled

Knowing very little about wine, or beer, I'd say it may not be BS. Think about science labs, they have those little vibration/rotation things for test tubes to mix things. Maybe transportation does have an effect?

Wines were aged under four different vibration degrees (1, 5,10, and 20 Gal) for 18 months.