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BP's new logo
2010-06-03, 9:25 PM #1
Normally I'd ignore anything that has the name "Greenpeace" attached to it, but some of these were genuinely funny:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/greenpeaceuk/sets/72157623796911855/
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2010-06-03, 9:51 PM #2
Blade Runner-esque future here we come!
I got a ticket to mars, you can all suck fumes down here.
2010-06-04, 4:41 AM #3
http://www.twitter.com/bpglobalpr/

2010-06-04, 4:43 AM #4
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/06/caught_in_the_oil.html

:(
nope.
2010-06-04, 5:12 AM #5
:(
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-06-04, 5:49 AM #6
Well, if you want pix of dead/dying animals from the oil spill, look no further:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/03/gulf-oil-spill-photos-ani_n_560813.html#s96437


However, to get back on the original topic, some of you more creative-types should make a new logo for them.

One of my faves:
[http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4059/4668844330_04ff47c476.jpg]
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2010-06-04, 5:54 AM #7
Why is it we deeply hate this planet so much?
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2010-06-04, 6:25 AM #8
I've got my idea for one. I'll work on it later, time willing :D
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-06-04, 7:07 AM #9
Ah hum
Attachment: 23969/bp_logo_jep.jpg (42,709 bytes)
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2010-06-04, 7:17 AM #10
I'm waiting for Mario to jump out of that thing.
nope.
2010-06-04, 9:18 AM #11
:awesome:
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2010-06-04, 1:02 PM #12
Originally posted by Baconfish:
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2010/06/caught_in_the_oil.html

:(


Pelicans suck anyway.
2010-06-04, 1:53 PM #13
These are hilariously heavy-handed.

You know, just in case we weren't really sure who ****ed up, I'm glad we have these guys keeping us up to speed.

Also, the comments on the oily birds thing are hilarious. Turns out we ruined everything ever, that God didn't make oil, and the only use for oil is fuel. Who knew?
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2010-06-04, 1:57 PM #14
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Pelicans suck anyway.


:argh:
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2010-06-04, 2:53 PM #15
*Poof* A pelican is now residing in your underwear drawer. See how you like them now.
2010-06-04, 2:56 PM #16
Why would a homosexual put a pelican in my pants?
nope.
2010-06-04, 4:41 PM #17
Originally posted by DPGlobalPR:
We're not showing footage of Top Kill tomorrow because Terry dropped the Flipcam in the toilet. I don't even want to ask how it happened.


Originally posted by DPGlobalPR:
Eating at a very expensive restaurant and spilled salad dressing on my pants. Not sure how to tackle this.


I lol'd hard at these two.
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2010-06-04, 8:34 PM #18
I hope every member in the Security Council fines the **** out of every oil company involved in this.

Reason: Oil industry collapses on itself. Yes I know, collapsing the oil industry would essentially "darken" the planet for a decade. What's the better alternative...wait until every drop of oil is used up? In seriousness, it's 2010, why the hell are we still BURNING shìt to power everything??
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2010-06-04, 8:49 PM #19
Because if we didn't some people wouldn't be able to live a kings life, except without any of the responsibility that a king has, and no fear of lynching.
Lets put that fear back...
2010-06-05, 4:31 PM #20
Originally posted by dalf:
I hope every member in the Security Council fines the **** out of every oil company involved in this.

Reason: Oil industry collapses on itself. Yes I know, collapsing the oil industry would essentially "darken" the planet for a decade. What's the better alternative...wait until every drop of oil is used up? In seriousness, it's 2010, why the hell are we still BURNING shìt to power everything??

Because combustion works?
nope.
2010-06-05, 4:37 PM #21
So do horses.
2010-06-05, 4:44 PM #22
Yeah but you need a ****load of space to house and grow food for horses. It's sort of the same reason we don't use exclusively biodiesel or wind turbines. :P
nope.
2010-06-05, 4:49 PM #23
Originally posted by dalf:
Burning shìt


Not fair, you get to unfilter "****" and we have to have our "****" filtered.:saddowns:
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-06-05, 5:02 PM #24
That's a grave accent over the i to filter evade. :P

BAN HIM!
nope.
2010-06-05, 5:09 PM #25
Why filter evade anyway, it's not like we would've had trouble working out what the word word was.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2010-06-06, 2:55 AM #26
We would have enough energy if we used solar panels. However the entire economy heavily depends on the oil business. Stopping with using oil means that the economy is going to collapse and large (oil) companies are going to be bankrupt. This means that jobs are going to get lost.

Who cares? Just start using solar energy (or wind, or...) but please stop burning oil, I don't give a **** the world economy is going to be destabilized for the next couple of decades. (the last paragraph is actually serious, not sarcastic)
2010-06-06, 8:22 AM #27
Solar panels aren't efficient enough yet. Or at least that was the last I read.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2010-06-06, 9:15 AM #28
We need to launch solar panels into space. They are much more efficient then.
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2010-06-06, 9:27 AM #29
The issue of using petroleum in the 21st century doesn't bother me, what bothers me is why in the hell are we still using coal?
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-06-06, 9:51 AM #30
Oil is used for more things than fuel.

Solar energy sucks, even if it didn't storage mediums for energy are a joke.

Bio-diesel sucks too. It can **** up even the best running engines. It's bad for seals, gaskets, can cause premature wear of certain parts. Oh yeah, and it smells ****ing HORRIBLE.


This oil spill is a catastrophe. It's oficially not the time for wise cracks, internet important contests, or arguing. There is a body that exists that should be held responsible for this. BP can't solve the problem, lets find out who can so my tax dollars can go ahead and start paying for this like they were anyways.

I've already written my state representative a "what the **** letter," you should do the same.
2010-06-06, 10:47 AM #31
Originally posted by dalf:

Reason: Oil industry collapses on itself. Yes I know, collapsing the oil industry would essentially "darken" the planet for a decade. What's the better alternative...wait until every drop of oil is used up? In seriousness, it's 2010, why the hell are we still BURNING shìt to power everything??


lmao!

BP should pay every penny and then some. Still, this disaster must lead to reforms in well / rig design, NOT a blackout of the industry. Anybody who thinks that is clearly LOLclueless and listens too much to 14 yr old girls with "save the penguins" T Shirts.
2010-06-06, 10:49 AM #32
Originally posted by Tibby:
Because if we didn't some people wouldn't be able to live a kings life, except without any of the responsibility that a king has, and no fear of lynching.
Lets put that fear back...


Shut the **** up you self-righteous jackass. In case you didn't know, you're one of the people "living a kings life". You don't want to live your life in fear more than anyone else does. Go live life in a third world country where you face death every day from every direction, then come explain to me how that life solves everyone's problems.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
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I'll never hear a word you say
2010-06-06, 10:54 AM #33
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
The issue of using petroleum in the 21st century doesn't bother me, what bothers me is why in the hell are we still using coal?


This bothers me too. Coal is nasty **** and way worse than anything petroleum you could imagine.

The answer lies in how ridiculously abundant and cheap it is. We simply cannot afford NOT to burn it.
2010-06-06, 11:52 AM #34
Originally posted by Tibby:
Because if we didn't some people wouldn't be able to live a kings life, except without any of the responsibility that a king has, and no fear of lynching.
Lets put that fear back...


We should definitely kill rich people. Viva la revolucion!
2010-06-06, 11:56 AM #35
Yep ditto on that one Dash_ and besides alot of people have died working in coal mines and its very damaging to nature. They have completely destroyed mountain tops in West Virginia and somewhere in Pennsylvania there is a mine that has been burning for years and it has destroyed and entire town and its surroundings because of that. The thought of coal mining does this to me :argh::argh::argh:.
He who controls the spice controls the universe-
2010-06-06, 2:55 PM #36
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
Solar panels aren't efficient enough yet. Or at least that was the last I read.

They aren't. To power a country the size of britain we'd have to completely cover the whole of Ireland in panels. :P
nope.
2010-06-06, 2:57 PM #37
Britain would probably do that.
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2010-06-06, 2:58 PM #38
We'd have to own Ireland first. :P
nope.
2010-06-06, 3:09 PM #39
I thought you did! :v:
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-06-07, 2:12 AM #40
Originally posted by Darth Dan:
Yep ditto on that one Dash_ and besides alot of people have died working in coal mines and its very damaging to nature. They have completely destroyed mountain tops in West Virginia and somewhere in Pennsylvania there is a mine that has been burning for years and it has destroyed and entire town and its surroundings because of that. The thought of coal mining does this to me :argh::argh::argh:.


Unfortunately, the same people who are currently *****ing about carbon emissions, oils spills, and how evil we are to the environment are the same NIMBYs and treehugging *******s who have been blocking nuclear progress for the last 4 decades in this country. OOPS! :XD:
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