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*sunglasses* jokes (Forum Game), also Baconfish sucks.
2010-06-30, 1:38 PM #1
Running off the NSX OWNED thread, I thought this might be a quick and amusing forum game.

Rules are simple, the above poster posts a crime, you must post a *sunglasses* joke for it, and then provide a crime for the next poster to make a joke for.

100% Stealing from the other thread, here's one to start you off and give you an idea for those who don't get it:

Crime: Illegal Gambling

Quote:
I guess you could say

*sunglasses*

he took a gamble.
----

Crime: Speeding

And go!
2010-06-30, 1:54 PM #2
These are not puns

Not punny sir.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-06-30, 1:55 PM #3
It looks like someone

*Sunglasses*

raced through their driver's license exam.



Crime: Illegal Immigration
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2010-06-30, 1:58 PM #4
It looks like our man

*sunglasses*

forgot to sign in.


Crime: Indecent Exposure
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-06-30, 2:05 PM #5
Looks like Matty

*sunglasses*

doesn't know puns.
nope.
2010-06-30, 2:09 PM #6
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Crime: Indecent Exposure


Well Frank, I think our culprit...

*sunglasses*

...is about to be exposed.

Crime: Theft of boat
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2010-06-30, 2:11 PM #7
Looks like he's going

*sunglasses*

up the river.

Crime: Soliciting (either definition)
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2010-06-30, 2:23 PM #8
I accept your offer...

Now get in my car
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2010-06-30, 2:28 PM #9
Originally posted by happydud:
I accept your offer...

*sunglasses*

Now get in my car


Next crime: ??? (to hopefully be specified by happydud who at first failed to do so)


Fixed.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-06-30, 2:31 PM #10
???????

*sunglasses*

??????

Crime: Moider.
nope.
2010-06-30, 5:05 PM #11
"The victim was lured in here with Pokemon cards and shot in the head at point blank range."

"Well, It looks like the killer's attack was...

*sunglasses*

... Super Effective"

[http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/550/yeahhhh.jpg]
2010-06-30, 5:17 PM #12
uhh whats the new crime
2010-06-30, 5:18 PM #13
Oh: someone has just found dead in the trunk of an expensive car
2010-06-30, 5:24 PM #14
Sorry. Typed mine on my phone while on the pooper at work
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2010-06-30, 5:26 PM #15
Looks like this guy cashed in on his retirement...

Too early.

New crime:
Indecent exposure. Difficulty: of film.
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2010-06-30, 6:10 PM #16
wow, every single one of you is more talented than every CSI, NCIS, and Law and Order writer... combined.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-06-30, 9:12 PM #17
Originally posted by happydud:
Indecent exposure. Difficulty: of film.


**** just
*shades*
got reel.

(and that is how you pun, CM)
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2010-06-30, 9:55 PM #18
I don't get Alan's response and I don't think I have a crime to work with?
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2010-06-30, 9:59 PM #19
Looks live Veger...

*sunglasses*

Is coming up empty handed.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-30, 10:03 PM #20
I still have no crime to work with.
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2010-06-30, 10:03 PM #21
Looks like the only thing I'll be handling tonight

*sunglasses*

is

NEXT CRIME: MAIL ANTHRAX
2010-06-30, 10:06 PM #22
We're going to have to mark this one...

*sunglasses*

return to sender.

Crime: blowing up a picnic with a pipe bomb.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-30, 10:08 PM #23
Looks like someone...

*sunglasses*

overcooked their potluck.

Crime: Graffiti on a billboard
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2010-06-30, 10:10 PM #24
If they want people to think it's ok to tag a billboard...

*sunglasses*

We need to show them this is false advertising...

Crime: drive by shooting pedestrians with a paintball gun
>>untie shoes
2010-06-30, 10:10 PM #25
Looks like this day at the park...

*sunglasses*

...was a real blast.

Crime: Murder committed in the course of a bank robbery

Dammit, too slow
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2010-06-30, 10:11 PM #26
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Looks like this day at the park...

*sunglasses*

...was a real blast.

Crime: God dammit, too slow

I love you. Seriously.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-30, 10:15 PM #27
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
Crime: Murder committed in the course of a bank robbery


Looks like someone closed out their account...

*sunglasses*

Permanently.

Crime: Hit and run murder of a Nun by a man in a semi truck.
>>untie shoes
2010-06-30, 10:16 PM #28
Quote:
Crime: drive by shooting pedestrians with a paintball gun

It looks like somebody...

*sunglasses*

painted the town red.

Crime: Falsifying medical records.
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2010-06-30, 10:17 PM #29
Ok I ignored Macfarlane's because he did one 2 above him...then you posted his even though he never responded to yours.

This is confusing.

Edit: Macfarlane's "this is a real blast in the park" comment was about the pipe bomb, not the paintball gun right?
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2010-06-30, 10:18 PM #30
Originally posted by Antony:
Looks like someone closed out their account...

*sunglasses*

Permanently.

Crime: Hit and run murder of a Nun by a man in a semi truck.


Whoever did this won't want to...

*sunglasses*

...make it a habit.

Crime: Arson of a strip club
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2010-06-30, 10:19 PM #31
Just go with it...
>>untie shoes
2010-06-30, 10:21 PM #32
Damnit, I liked my comment.
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2010-06-30, 10:21 PM #33
Originally posted by Veger:
Edit: Macfarlane's "this is a real blast in the park" comment was about the pipe bomb, not the paintball gun right?


Yeah.

Er, sorry... YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH
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2010-06-30, 10:25 PM #34
Detective Tripp: We interviewed the owner. He said he had recruited the sexiest women in Miami for this club. I guess that could have annoyed the other club owners..

Hugo: But he didn't expect his business plan...

*sunglasses*

to go up in smoke.

EDIT: I keep forgetting crimes... We'll just let veger's be the official next one...
>>untie shoes
2010-06-30, 10:26 PM #35
Quote:
Crime: Arson of a strip club


Looks like a little heat...

*sunglasses*

Left the stage exposed

Crime: Throwing rocks off a freeway overpass
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2010-06-30, 10:26 PM #36
I'm done, too much posting.
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2010-06-30, 10:31 PM #37
Originally posted by Veger:
Crime: Throwing rocks off a freeway overpass


We need to stop these guys soon...

*sunglasses*

...or they might get a little boulder.

Crime: Car bombing by ice cream van
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-06-30, 10:37 PM #38
If there are many more of these...

*sunglasses*

It's going to be a rocky road...

Crime: Arson of Taco Bell
>>untie shoes
2010-06-30, 10:40 PM #39
I guess these chalupas left our perp...

*sunglasses*

...with a ring of fire

Crime: Clown mauled to death by wildlife.
:master::master::master:
2010-06-30, 10:41 PM #40
looks like they need to

*sunglasses*

tone down the chilli

armed robbery with a syringe
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