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*sunglasses* jokes (Forum Game), also Baconfish sucks.

2010-06-30, 10:42 PM #41

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Instaposted by deadman..

>>untie shoes

2010-06-30, 10:52 PM #42

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Looks like to me like

*sunglasses*

that bear was done dancing

-
armed robbery with a syringe

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-06-30, 11:43 PM #43

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Looks like this guy...

*sunglasses*

was armed to the vein.

Crime: burning down a church

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2010-07-01, 1:21 AM #44

Liberius Vir

Popsicle

Posts: 561

In the name of our father...

*sunglasses*

arson, and the holy toast.

Crime: Failure to "clean up" after the dog in public.

"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<

2010-07-01, 1:36 AM #45

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Sorry pal

*sunglasses*

you're in the dog-house now

-
Crime: serial murdering elvis impersonators

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-07-01, 2:45 AM #46

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

(at the crime scene)

Looks like Elvis

*sunglasses*

Had left the building.

- - -

Crime: Throwing a toaster into a bathtub

幻術

2010-07-01, 3:25 AM #47

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

The death of this victim certainly....

*sunglasses*

comes as a shock.

Crime: hit and run against someone in a chicken costume

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2010-07-01, 4:07 AM #48

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Well, I guess that's it then
*sunglasses*
Peter won

-
Crime: stealing the Mona Lisa

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-07-01, 6:43 AM #49

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

About halfway through reading this thread, I started to see

Looks like blah blah blah

*sugarless*

blah blah blah

2010-07-01, 7:51 AM #50

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

and now I will too

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-07-01, 7:59 AM #51

Aesiriia

Doesn't have the gall

Posts: 1,032

That guy was a...

*sunglasses*

...real piece of work.

Crime: Hijacking a donut delivery truck

2010-07-01, 8:16 AM #52

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

This guy will stop at nothing...

*sunglasses*

...until he gets what he kneads.

edit:

Crime: Stealing Celebrity Underwear

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-07-01, 8:29 AM #53

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Looks like this is one crook...

*sunglasses*

...who's playing it close to the chest

CRIME: Vandalizing an Orphanage

2010-07-01, 8:44 AM #54

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

Will someone think of the children...

*sunglasses*

because I won't.

Crime: stealing from the blind

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2010-07-01, 8:51 AM #55

stat

Nananananananana BATMAN!

Posts: 3,017

Looks like what they're really missing...

*sunglasses*

...is a description of the suspect.

Crime: teasing a rabbi on the Sabbath

:master::master::master:

2010-07-01, 8:54 AM #56

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Looks like this Vilda Chaya...

*sunglasses*

...is Fercockt with Chutzpah.

CRIME: Panhandling

2010-07-01, 8:57 AM #57

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

Looks like this begger...

*sunglasses*

...got more than he bargained for.

Crime: Losing the President of the United States at the mall.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-07-01, 8:58 AM #58

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

crime!

2010-07-01, 9:02 AM #59

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

It looks like the President...

*sunglasses*

found a way to help the economy.

Crime: tossing a midget in the face of a ladyboy

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2010-07-01, 9:09 AM #60

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Looks like this chick...

*sunglasses*

..is gonna be a daddy.

Crime: Jaywalking in manhattan

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2010-07-01, 9:30 AM #61

andreawesome

Where's my Rocket Ship?

Posts: 1,440

looks like these guys...

*sunglasses*

are going downtown.

crime: stealing from a homeless person

I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.

2010-07-01, 10:24 AM #62

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

Here's a crime

*sugarless*

That won't get reported

Crime: What happend on the Dead Duck Day in Rotterdam.

http://improbable.com/2008/05/24/dead-duck-day-is-coming/

幻術

2010-07-01, 10:35 AM #63

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

This guy has a nut loose...

*sunglasses*

...he's a real quack.

edit: ALWAYS FORGET

Crime: Putting Bees in the wife's socks.

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-07-01, 11:03 AM #64

Liberius Vir

Popsicle

Posts: 561

I guess this honey...

*sunglasses*

comes with a little sting.

Crime: Vandalising a dictionary in a public library

"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<

2010-07-01, 11:05 AM #65

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

I'd like to say something clever about this...

*sunglasses*

...but there are no words.

Crime: Bribery of a city dogcatcher

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2010-07-01, 11:08 AM #66

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

Sounds like this dog...

*sunglasses*

...is barking up the wrong tree.

Murder of a Disneyland Mickey Mouse costume guy

2010-07-01, 11:30 AM #67

KOP_AoEJedi

How do I change this?

Posts: 5,705

This is worse than Tom...

*sunglasses*

...without his Jerry.

Crime: Urban Kayaking

Originally Posted by FastGamerr

"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"

2010-07-01, 2:03 PM #68

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Looks like this guy brought up his paddle...

*sunglasses*

without a creek.

Crime: Insider trading of stock for a corporate chain of Adult stores.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2010-07-01, 2:21 PM #69

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

I'd say this place wasn't expecting...

*sunglasses*

...such a big bust.

CRIME: kidnapping a senior citizen

2010-07-01, 3:23 PM #70

Krokodile

Son of Krokodile XVI

Posts: 5,094

It seems to me these crimes...

*sunglasses*

...just got old.

CRIME: causing an oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico

Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.

2010-07-01, 3:55 PM #71

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Looks like these guys...

:cool:

...weren't so slick.

Next crime: Assault in a doughnut shop.

nope.

2010-07-01, 4:18 PM #72

Steven

Doesn't care what his title is

Christmas Cardmaker Extrordinarie

Posts: 5,180

The attacker better be long gone...

:cool:

...because this place is going to be crawling in cops.

Stole a horse

2010-07-01, 4:26 PM #73

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Looks like this pony...

:cool:

...is on the express.

Next crime: discarding all but the white eggs in a grocery store (when you didn't pay for them)

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2010-07-01, 8:03 PM #74

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

Looks like this poor yolkel...

*sugarless*

...has got egg on his face. And the floor. And the walls.

Crime: Ig nob doob deeb bawb.

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2010-07-02, 5:17 PM #75

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Looks like this guy...

:cool:

...is pleading the fifth.

Crime: Stealing a Coca-Cola delivery truck

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2010-07-02, 6:40 PM #76

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Whoever did this did NOT make...

:cool:

...the choice of a new generation.

Crime: Arson... of the Googenheim.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2010-07-02, 11:40 PM #77

Veger

A Waste of Space

Posts: 2,800

If I were a self-proclaimed master arsonist trying to burn down this museum I'd have run away too
:cool:

...because he left his pitiful fire on display.

(This one was hard to work with :P)
Crime: Letting the animals in the zoo loose in the city.

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2010-07-03, 1:17 AM #78

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Look like this guy

:cool:

just went on safari.

Cooking meth at an old folks home.

Pissed Off?

2010-07-03, 9:47 AM #79

Liberius Vir

Popsicle

Posts: 561

Cooked to order...

*sunglasses*

using grandma's own recipe.

Crime: Counterfeiting pennies

"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<

2010-07-03, 10:01 AM #80

Veger

A Waste of Space

Posts: 2,800

Looks like this guy...

:cool:

didn't have any cents.

Crime: spraying mace at a random pedestrian as a joke

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