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Strip clubs
2010-08-01, 2:04 PM #41
Originally posted by Cloud:
23 and I've never been to a strip club or am inclined to be. I don't even like going to night clubs or bars. Nevertheless, is the behavior exhibited by men in strip club accurate to what's portrayed in the media? You know, guys who go "whoooo" and "yeah!", while oogling the dancers with money in their hands? I also wonder how awkward it would be for a lapdancer if I just sit there and be completely stoic.


The creepiest people at strip clubs are the ones who sit there silently with a death stare, clenching and unclenching their hands. At least the oglers are having a good time.

23, been once when I was like 18 & hated it, went again when 21 in Miami and enjoyed it, but probably wouldn't do it again.

I do wonder why girls often enjoy going/inviting boys.
Cordially,
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2010-08-01, 4:30 PM #42
I didn't even realize that girls would enjoy inviting guys to a strip club unless they're possibly bisexual or lesbians.
2010-08-01, 5:18 PM #43
Ladies tend to get in for free. It's not like anything you people expect, and they're all different. I've been in strip clubs in Maine, and I've been to clubs in Los Angeles. You go in, you have a good time, and you chat up topless/naked broads. There's usually no hooting or hollering unless there's an event going on, or if something special is going on for a minute. Some people sit back at tables and drink, girls will sit down and talk with you, trying to convince you to buy a dance. Other people sit at the stage with money. Show that you have some money, or throw it on the stage, and the girl moves her show over to directly in front of you. This is also usually how you let a lady know that you're interested in a private dance. Once you're out back, clubs tend to have their own rules while the girls have rules of their own. No touching is a big one. Some girls let you touch. Some girls don't.

Go out. Have a good time. There's nothing seedy about a strip club until you're the guy still there drinking at 7am, or until you start paying for sex.

I licked a girls nipple (don't try this at home kids). She just smiled.
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2010-08-01, 10:21 PM #44
Strip clubs in the US suck balls. Strip clubs in Mexico, now we're talking. If you ever find yourself in Monterrey, I highly recommend Infinito.
2010-08-01, 10:29 PM #45
Originally posted by ragna:
Strip clubs in the US suck balls. Strip clubs in Mexico, now we're talking. If you ever find yourself in Monterrey, I highly recommend Infinito.


And while you're in the area, be sure to check out SF_GoldG's oceanside resort!
Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
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2010-08-01, 11:10 PM #46
Of course. I'm sure SF_Gold can probably get you into some high end private strip clubs too...
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2010-08-01, 11:41 PM #47
Going into a Mexican strip club with SF_Gold seems like a great idea.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-02, 10:25 AM #48
sign me up
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2010-08-02, 10:59 AM #49
Who doesn't like their strippers covered in a fine layer of Columbian Dust.
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2010-08-02, 4:34 PM #50
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:

Go out. Have a good time. There's nothing seedy about a strip club until you're the guy still there drinking at 7am, or until you start paying for sex.

I licked a girls nipple (don't try this at home kids). She just smiled.


Interesting. Did she give you some sort of signal that you can go ahead and do that or were you feeling audacious? I guess the "look, but no touch" rule doesn't always apply?
2010-08-02, 5:56 PM #51
It was right there. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
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2010-08-02, 6:03 PM #52
When in doubt, lick it.
2010-08-03, 4:41 PM #53
This is the kid that showed the chat his ass and nipples while drunk. I don't doubt he'd lick a stripper's nipple for a moment.
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2010-08-03, 4:52 PM #54
I did what?
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2010-08-03, 5:09 PM #55
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
It was right there. It seemed like the right thing to do at the time.

Am I the only person who understands the rationality behind this perfectly?
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2010-08-03, 5:47 PM #56
Originally posted by Roger Spruce:
I did what?


A very very long time ago you were on a browser based webcam that you linked a few people in late night chat to and you were threatening to strip down if someone didn't stop saying something about your skinniness. I barely remember it, but I'd always stumble upon a screen cap in my images folder. I'd post it, but I believe it was recently lost in a hard drive failure.
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2010-08-04, 5:44 AM #57
whats wrong with showing your ass or nipples?
you dont need to be drunk to be showing them off
2010-08-04, 7:54 AM #58
i went to one a few years ago after a few of us couldn't get into a club and we wanted a drink.
a few of them we encouraging me to get a lap-dance but i wasn't too keen due to the women who were workin. my mates got the best girl so it wasnt too bad but its not for me.
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2010-08-04, 12:26 PM #59
Originally posted by Cloud:
I also wonder how awkward it would be for a lapdancer if I just sit there and be completely stoic.

I demand you find out
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