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I found a website that might help some of you...
2010-08-19, 5:37 PM #1
enjoy
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-08-19, 6:08 PM #2
Oh cool. My wife and I are going to sign up.
2010-08-19, 6:19 PM #3
Was expecting stickam.com
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-08-19, 6:22 PM #4
Too many fatties.
2010-08-19, 7:10 PM #5
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Too many fatties.

+1
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2010-08-19, 7:42 PM #6
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:


The only person here interested in fat girls is me.
2010-08-19, 9:43 PM #7
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Too many fatties.


1/8th the total members of match.com but twice the total body weight.
:master::master::master:
2010-08-19, 9:48 PM #8
Doesn't okcupid already fulfill this purpose?
I'm just a little boy.
2010-08-19, 10:08 PM #9
Originally posted by Steven:
Oh cool. My wife and I are going to sign up.


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2010-08-19, 10:11 PM #10
Originally posted by stat:
1/8th the total members of match.com but twice the total body weight.


This made me laugh
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2010-08-19, 10:19 PM #11
misery loves company
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-08-20, 5:42 AM #12
Geeks don't want to date geeks. Geek men are still MEN, they use their smarts to become SUPER RICH NERDS, and then they date HOT CHICKS.

Geek chicks will use this website because, ultimately, since they are chicks, despite being geeky, they aren't smart enough to be SUPER RICH NERDS, so they just have to hold out for some DESPERATE DUMB MAN who will be so happy he's GETTING SOME that he won't care if they have BACK BOOBS.
2010-08-20, 5:44 AM #13
I don't know what you guys are all complaining about. At least regarding the searches in my area (San Diego), I didn't see any terribly overweight girls, and even saw a couple girls that were pretty damn sexy. You guys must just only have ugly nerds where you live.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-08-20, 5:57 AM #14
TFBF = titty **** back fat
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-08-20, 6:04 AM #15
I'm going to be honest, there's the odd one near here that's kind of cute. I still find this sort of thing pathetic though. :P

And why the hell can you rate people? O_o
nope.
2010-08-20, 6:05 AM #16
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
I don't know what you guys are all complaining about. At least regarding the searches in my area (San Diego), I didn't see any terribly overweight girls, and even saw a couple girls that were pretty damn sexy. You guys must just only have ugly nerds where you live.


All of which, from what could be told from their profiles, are hardly nerd material. They're more like girls who just apply anywhere.

I prefer my method. Date girls based on normal qualities, and if they happen to be into games/anime, all the better. Surprisingly, over half the girls I've dated have been into one or the other, and I didn't even know until I'd been dating them for a while.
2010-08-20, 6:08 AM #17
*shrug* maybe. I was only looking at pictures. No one was complaining about a lack of nerds. :p
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-08-20, 6:14 AM #18
They're all Japanophiles...
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2010-08-20, 6:16 AM #19
Paint yourself yellow and you can fake it.
nope.
2010-08-20, 7:02 AM #20
I don't get why people dislike online dating services so much. I know some people that have used them because they find it more difficult than most people... what's wrong with that? It's not really a matter of "suck it up and ask a girl out," especially when that method can have you going for years without finding anyone interesting... I really just don't see the problem.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-20, 7:26 AM #21
Hint : All the hot chicks are dumb non-geeks who want a super rich nerd boyfriend.

They don't want to date a nerd.

They want to date a super rich nerd.
2010-08-20, 7:28 AM #22
Holy **** I found someone I know.

:D

This is going to be a fun weekend.
2010-08-20, 7:30 AM #23
I KNOW several counter examples and I haven't even been looking.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-20, 7:48 AM #24
Originally posted by Emon:
I don't get why people dislike online dating services so much. I know some people that have used them because they find it more difficult than most people... what's wrong with that? It's not really a matter of "suck it up and ask a girl out," especially when that method can have you going for years without finding anyone interesting... I really just don't see the problem.

I don't dislike them I just find them a little peculiar.
nope.
2010-08-20, 8:04 AM #25
Quote:
I KNOW several counter examples and I haven't even been looking.
Stop attacking my world view. It's fragile. :argh:
2010-08-20, 8:06 AM #26
Online matchmaking seems a little bit weak, but whatever. It's just another option. A friend of mine met a really nice girl on match or eharmony or whatever, and they get along fine. He wouldn't have encountered her if not for the website, because she doesn't work or live in his social areas. Works for them.

I met my wife the old fashioned way: in college. We were in a big lecture hall. I saw her bending over to pick up a pencil or something she had dropped. She had a hell of an ass, so decided I would sit next to her. I didn't say anything to her. The class was boring as hell and I fell asleep. So did she, right next to me. When the class ended, we both woke up at the same time realizing we had both been asleep. Her head was on my shoulder and I was resting my head against hers. We woke up, and it was awkward, so I tried to break the tension.

"Even though I just slept with you, I still respect you."
"You could have at least bought me dinner first."
"Well, I missed that boat, how about tonight?"
"Meet me at the fountain at 8pm."

BAM
2010-08-20, 8:27 AM #27
I'd prefer a normal girl, who is maybe good at Mario at best. Girls who are better than me at video games makes me angry... not sure why.
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2010-08-20, 8:56 AM #28
Originally posted by Steven:
Her head was on my shoulder and I was resting my head against hers. We woke up, and it was awkward, so I tried to break the tension.

"Even though I just slept with you, I still respect you."
"You could have at least bought me dinner first."
"Well, I missed that boat, how about tonight?"
"Meet me at the fountain at 8pm."

BAM


Nice work. A+
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-08-20, 10:38 AM #29
Yeah that's actually a pretty cool story
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2010-08-20, 10:56 AM #30
Hopefully more people join. Then, I won't be *forced* to look at porn.


:suicide:
"Staring into the wall does NOT count as benchmarking."


-Emon
2010-08-20, 11:13 AM #31
I've never used an online dating service & traditionally met women the old-fashion way but I did meet my wife on MySpace. She had saved up money for about a year so that she could travel around the globe (she's from France). A friend recommended that she signup for MySpace & try to speak w/ people in all of these countries for advice on places to eat, stay, etc. I was the first person that she added (I had just recently signed up as well). I read her profile, noticed that I had been to several of the places in the U.S. that she wanted to see & started giving her advice. We hit it off so well that she gave me her MSN screen name & we ended up video chatting every night for several months. To make a long story short, she ended up flying here to see me instead of traveling the globe & we've been together since. We got married, we have a child on the way & I've never been happier. I used to think that talking to women online was retarded but my personal story has changed my mind on the subject.

P.S. One of my brothers met his wife in EverQuest. They're also married & already have a child.
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2010-08-20, 11:15 AM #32
Funny, Mentat, our stories are fairly similar. :)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2010-08-20, 11:26 AM #33
I'm horrified by the concept of a commitment, but if I ever got hitched, and I met the girl on-line, I'd never tell people so.

That's such a boring story.

I'd say we hooked up at a sex orgy or something. I mean come on, met at a bar, met online, SO BORING.

The orgy story is far more interesting.
2010-08-20, 11:31 AM #34
I'd rather have boring than a multitude of STDs. :)
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2010-08-20, 11:39 AM #35
No one said anything about GOING to an orgy. Just saying that's where you met :P

Do people still have orgies though? I mean outside of porn production? I wouldn't even know where to get involved in one.

All my friends are too prude..
2010-08-20, 11:53 AM #36
I know that in my city we still have orgies. They advertise on Craigslist (surprise, surprise). There's apparently some sort of process that one must go through before one is permitted to attend. I have no idea what said process entails but I'm guessing they're making sure that you don't have some sort of growth hanging off of your penis or vagina & that you're relatively attractive. There's apparently still a ton of swingers out there as well.
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2010-08-20, 12:13 PM #37
Yea, not too many Orgies going on in bum****nowhere maine.
2010-08-20, 12:16 PM #38
Originally posted by Squirrel King:
Yea, not too many Orgies going on in bum****nowhere maine.

How Ironic?
nope.
2010-08-20, 4:52 PM #39
Found a girl I went to high school with.

She has gone downhill.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2010-08-20, 5:48 PM #40
Originally posted by Baconfish:
And why the hell can you rate people? O_o


idk. Ask the credit card companies
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
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