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A Retired Denizen of Massassi Needs Your Help
2010-08-23, 11:09 PM #1
Damn, feel like I'm posting an ad in the newspaper, but this community was always good to me and I gave it a few decent levels back in the day, so I figure why not call in a favor from an old friend?

Daft's the nick, but the real name is Ross. I'm just entering my senior year in a pretty decent acting program at uni/college and I've entered a contest to win a walk-on role for the fabulous Golden Globe-winning AMC show, Mad Men, which unless you've been living under an intergalactic rock, you've probably heard of (it's damn good too, check it out on Sunday nights if you can, and I don't watch much TV).

Now should you feel so inclined as to honor my little soapbox shout-out, you can vote for my entry once per day (every day, if you would!) until the September 6th deadline. The judges will have the final say, but the closer I am to the top 100 or so, the better chance I have of getting noticed by someone. :v:

And here's the link: http://madmencastingcall.amctv.com/browse/detail/8K41E4

Remember, you can vote 1x per day through September 6th, and I need all the help I can get!

And a preview of the pic itself, just so you know I'm not some weirdo:

[http://images.madmencastingcall.amctv.com/2010/uploads/8K41E4/entry_photo.jpg]

Much love and appreciation to you, my soulless friends - onwards and upwards! :hist101:

- Daft (Ross) / aka "would-like-to-be-an-employed-actor-after-graduation"
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2010-08-23, 11:11 PM #2
Voted, boy. Stick around if you can be bothered! It'd be cool if you were back for more than just exploiting us -_- :P
2010-08-23, 11:14 PM #3
What saber said! :D (i.e. voted plus STAY)
2010-08-23, 11:16 PM #4
Haha, well a lightsaber-wielding octopus has just voted for me, so now I can no longer lose! Seriously, appreciate it dude, and I wouldn't be much of an actor if I wasn't just a little exploitative... >_>
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2010-08-23, 11:32 PM #5
Cute guy. I'm gonna vote so I can see you on TV.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-24, 2:47 AM #6
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Cute guy. I'm gonna vote so I can see you on TV.

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2010-08-24, 4:56 AM #7
Ok, but if you do get the part- you must repay us with Christina Hendricks pics.
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2010-08-24, 4:58 AM #8
Dude that's awesome. Good luck, I'll be voting!

Also I totally though the picture was from the show when I first saw it. You look almost like DeNiro and it's really fitting.
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2010-08-24, 6:29 AM #9
GET OUT OF HERE CAZO.... Oh wait.
nope.
2010-08-24, 7:04 AM #10
Thanks Martyn, and I'll see what I can do!

Thanks Krok, but do they broadcast Mad Men in Finland? :p

And LOL at Dark__Knight!

EAH_TRISCUIT: She's ****ing hot, isn't she? Dunno how much time I'd get to spend with her as a walk-on, but you never know... ;)

And wow, thank Emon, I take that as a very high compliment, especially as you were often pretty harsh on everyone's levels, lol! I don't think anyone's ever compared me to De Niro before though, but I'll take it. :o

Baconfish: Hahaha, that guy. Whatever happened to Cazor? Did he ever become absurdly famous making Matrix movie knockoffs? Or is he the head of MGM now (lolz)?
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2010-08-24, 7:05 AM #11
He turns up every so often with threads like this. :P
nope.
2010-08-24, 7:07 AM #12
LOL, well at least I never drank detergent to get attention! :neckbeard:
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2010-08-24, 7:52 AM #13
They do in fact broadcast Mad Men in Finland. A great thing is that it, along with a bunch of other HBO shows, is on a Yle (Finnish BBC equivalent) channel which means no commercials!

I'm surprised Hendricks' boobs fit in my TV screen, they're wonderful.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-24, 8:05 AM #14
I found you on page 51: http://madmencastingcall.amctv.com/browse/popular/51

The top few pages have hundreds of thousands of votes. :(
2010-08-24, 8:19 AM #15
Krok: That's awesome, you probably get better TV than I do! And Hendrick's assets are certainly impressive.

Brian: Shhhh, they don't need to know that.... >_>

But seriously, I'm not expecting to win this, but as far as acting goes, you can't expect anything because you'll have to get used to disappointment pretty fast. In this case, I'm competing with 4,000 other people. In many regards, it's just a popularity contest. The website seems a bit buggy from time to time and, hell, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the candidates had their votes rigged.

But I also know the guy who is currently winning has just copied and pasted his ****ing headshot. He hasn't worked for this, he hasn't even followed the contest rules, and I would be highly surprised if the judges pick him. The rules say the judges will choose a winner from the top 20 voted semi-finalists (10 men, 10 women). But they also say people can be disqualified for various criteria. So even though I know there's no way in hell (unless it freezes over) that I will make it to the top 20 in the 100s of thousands of votes in just two weeks, I want to get as damn close as possible. If I get enough people involved, I could hit 1,000 today, if people helped me. I'm hoping for a snowball effect.

I know I have a better pic than almost all the people in the top 20. I also know there are people with just 50 votes that probably have a much better picture than me, more interesting/creative/professional etc. The world isn't fair, and this isn't a particularly well run contest. But
I'll be damned if that's going to stop me from the doing the best I can do. I'll never know, if I never try.

I appreciate all the support guys, truly, keep the votes coming! :)
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2010-08-24, 8:23 AM #16
You know we could totally script it to make you win right
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2010-08-24, 8:26 AM #17
Haha, I have no doubt dude, and one of my other friends has already suggested the same, but that's just not on the cards. If I get anywhere near the top, it will be through sheer brute force and the support of a loyal support base, not cheating. :cool:
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2010-08-24, 8:31 AM #18
I wonder how much it really matters anyway

My school won the Victoria Secret college Pink collection vote a while back. But they probably realized that "Rochester Institute of Technology" isn't very sexy and decided against it.

Also we cheated like rats.
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2010-08-24, 8:33 AM #19
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
Krok: That's awesome, you probably get better TV than I do! And Hendrick's assets are certainly impressive.


We don't, actually. Seeing some cool shows with no commercials (and without them being subscription channels) is a nice perk, but overall Finnish TV does not compare to American TV. We do get some of your channels (and an assload of Euro ones) on cable and satellite, though, so subscribing does lead to better Finn TV!
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-24, 8:33 AM #20
Originally posted by Emon:
I wonder how much it really matters anyway

What specifically? Cheating? I'm pretty sure the contest rules state they will shut down anyway who sets up automated voting clients. Plus, I'm just not going to do it.
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2010-08-24, 8:35 AM #21
Originally posted by Emon:
I wonder how much it really matters anyway

My school won the Victoria Secret college Pink collection vote a while back. But they probably realized that "Rochester Institute of Technology" isn't very sexy and decided against it.

Also we cheated like rats.


Was this vote about college girls displaying underwear?
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-24, 8:36 AM #22
That's pretty funny about your college. My college would have some great candidates for that contest, actually, lol. ****ing sororities.
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2010-08-24, 8:51 AM #23
/me votes from his phone.

/me resets connection

/me votes from his phone.

/me resets connection

/me votes from his phone...
2010-08-24, 8:52 AM #24
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
What specifically? Cheating? I'm pretty sure the contest rules state they will shut down anyway who sets up automated voting clients. Plus, I'm just not going to do it.

No no, I meant how much do the votes really matter. I wasn't really serious about cheating :P
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2010-08-24, 9:05 AM #25
I voted for you on the single basis that if you ever get big and do interviews, your sole answer to the question "How'd you get your start?" should be:

"Well it all started with a show called Mad Men and a little website known as The Massassi Temple."
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2010-08-24, 9:12 AM #26
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
I voted for you on the single basis that if you ever get big and do interviews, your sole answer to the question "How'd you get your start?" should be:

"Well it all started with a show called Mad Men and a little website known as The Massassi Temple."


END OF CAREER
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2010-08-24, 9:44 AM #27
Oy, I hung out with the girl who took #10's photo last night.
2010-08-24, 9:48 AM #28
Originally posted by saberopus:
Oy, I hung out with the girl who took #10's photo last night.

Traitor. :p
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2010-08-24, 9:48 AM #29
Originally posted by Krokodile:
END OF CAREER


Yeah, pretty much, but I'm going to see if I can just get it started first! :D
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2010-08-24, 9:49 AM #30
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
Traitor. :p


Voted for you before, tho!
2010-08-24, 9:53 AM #31
Originally posted by Emon:
No no, I meant how much do the votes really matter. I wasn't really serious about cheating :P

Well, like I said further up, the judges will consider the top 20 (but honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if they actually consider the top 50, I mean, could you imagine the guy in 3rd place with the cigar on network television? :S ) All I'm saying is, the closer to the top I get, the ever so slightly increased chance I may be considered in their pool of "semi-finalists." Yes, the odds are slim, but as Han Solo says

"NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS." :tfti:
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2010-08-24, 9:54 AM #32
Originally posted by saberopus:
Voted for you before, tho!

ok, all's good then! :downs:

(although, I must admit, #10 does have a nice shot. I think he might be the best contender in the top 20).
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2010-08-24, 10:22 AM #33
I'll vote for you only if you make more JK levels :colbert:

jk man you got my vote :hist101:
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2010-08-24, 10:23 AM #34
Originally posted by Andrew L:
I'll vote for you only if you make more JK levels :colbert:

jk man you got my vote :hist101:


Haha, man, you never know! ;)
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2010-08-24, 12:58 PM #35
Originally posted by Baconfish:
GET OUT OF HERE CAZO.... Oh wait.


My first thought.
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2010-08-24, 6:49 PM #36
Woohoo, dudes, now ranked 390 out of 4099 contestants! Moving up in the world, and I couldn't do it without you! Thanks guys! :XD: :neckbeard:
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2010-08-24, 8:54 PM #37
Voted.

Number 8 looks like he might get his goons to cut my balls off in his basement.
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2010-08-24, 9:39 PM #38
Voted. You're on page 43 now so we're helping somewhat at least!
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2010-08-25, 7:17 AM #39
Originally posted by Spook:
Voted.

Number 8 looks like he might get his goons to cut my balls off in his basement.

LOL, yeah, there are some creepy looking people on there. Some, I'm pretty sure, are not acting. :gonk:
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2010-08-25, 7:20 AM #40
Originally posted by Crimson:
Voted. You're on page 43 now so we're helping somewhat at least!

Damn straight you are! And hey, I'm now at 666 votes and on the cusp of page 42, so some dark, soulless powers must be aligning for my benefit... :ninja:

Also, just wanted to let you guys know that they have added a "type in the words" type thing to shut out spambots and refresh whores, so it takes about 5 seconds longer, but should NOT stop you from voting (if your mother just fell down the stairs, or your washing machine exploded, that is adequate excuse .... for now).

:psyduck:
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