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NFL Favreball 2010 Thread (Brett Favre Returns)
2010-09-10, 10:20 AM #41
Denver Broncos

* Weakness: Keep trading for other teams' ****ty quarterbacks
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2010-09-10, 8:00 PM #42
Carl's first Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week - http://video.adultswim.com/carl/carls-lock-atlanta-falcons-vs-pittsburgh-steelers.html
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-09-10, 11:19 PM #43
Sooooo the Padres have pretty much tossed their season to the Giants

So we look forward to the Chargers for sixteen weeks!

Probable Losses:

Week 7 Patriots: Tom Brady goes 30/39 450 yds and 5 TDs against our absolutely atrocious secondary. C'mon, you think we improved in that department? Ha!

Week 8 Titans: CJ runs for 200 yds and 3 TDs. What I'm getting at is we have no defense to speak of. Shawne Merriman is a joke. Larry English is like "WTF I can't cover the WHOLE damn field!". Well we don't have Cromartie but we we still have Quentin Jammer IE opponent WR burns him for 15 YAC. 3-4 defense? I don't think so!

Week 12 Colts: "Enough of this ****, we're gonna beat these sons of *****es" says Peyton Manning. And sure enough they do by a field goal. Because Nate Kaeding mistook Peyton for Rex Ryan and then curled up in the fetal position.

Week 16 Bengals: "JESUS TITTY ****ING CHRIST IT IS COLD HERE! How do I throw a football in -15 °F weather??"
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2010-09-11, 12:51 AM #44
week 18
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2010-09-12, 1:26 PM #45
People will probably talk about Calvin Johnson all week, but I'll take it.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-09-12, 2:43 PM #46
Originally posted by dalf:
Week 7 Patriots: Tom Brady goes 30/39 450 yds and 5 TDs against our absolutely atrocious secondary. C'mon, you think we improved in that department? Ha!


Cason is ****ing awesome.
2010-09-12, 4:10 PM #47
Rashean Mathis is a ****ing hack.
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2010-09-12, 8:40 PM #48
[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/42256/mcnabbstare.gif]

That was the best worst game ever.
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-09-12, 9:10 PM #49
Originally posted by llibja:
[http://dl.dropbox.com/u/42256/mcnabbstare.gif]

That was the best worst game ever.


This is not the real Donovan McNabb; it's the sculpture of him from Madame Tussaud's.
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2010-09-12, 9:15 PM #50
He's still dazed from that kid hiding in his locker.
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2010-09-12, 9:20 PM #51
oh **** i think i just saw his eyes move
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2010-09-13, 8:00 AM #52
**** yeah redskins. **** yeah McNabb. **** yeah the cowboys losing. **** yeah them going 8-8 anyway.
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--Garrison Keillor
2010-09-13, 8:48 AM #53
^ A solid improvement from 4-12!
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-09-13, 10:39 AM #54
They still curse Brett Farves name here in Chicago
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-13, 10:47 AM #55
Do they curse it spelled correctly?
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2010-09-13, 1:13 PM #56
Originally posted by Antony:
Do they curse it spelled correctly?


Having lived in Chicago for four years, I can confidently say: No, the hlel with that.
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2010-09-13, 2:04 PM #57
I couldn't believe that call on the last touchdown pass by the Lions. I mean come on... process process process. He was pumped. He just got up and ran cause he realized he won the game for a team that desperately needs that kind of inspiration.

Stupid big mistakes.
2010-09-13, 8:34 PM #58
Kansas City gets it's special teams returners from Skynet.
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2010-09-13, 9:05 PM #59
How to be the Chargers: Make it rain so the ball is taken away from Philip Rivers.
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2010-09-13, 9:12 PM #60
When I saw that it was raining I said to myself "well san diego is starting out 0-1" this season.
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2010-09-13, 9:29 PM #61
THEY ARE GOING TO COME BACK GUYS I CAN FEEL IT
2010-09-13, 9:38 PM #62
Originally posted by Steven:
THEY ARE GOING TO COME BACK GUYS I CAN FEEL IT

No they're not.
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2010-09-13, 10:30 PM #63
I was calling an epic (read: standard) Kansas City collapse down to the end. Still surprised it didn't happen.

Nevertheless, much happier that my Broncos are sharing last place in the AFC West with the Chargers than if they were sharing it with the godawful Raiders and Chiefs.
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2010-09-13, 10:46 PM #64
SAN DIEGO SUPER CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOKERS

I put this loss squarely on special teams. I saw the worst bunch of professional football players tonight from those guys.
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2010-09-13, 10:47 PM #65
yeah but jacob hester has sec speeeeeeeed
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2010-09-13, 10:56 PM #66
All the SEC speed in the world doesn't excuse just simply bumping into the runner in hopes of knocking him off. You drag that mother****er to the ground with your arms. Grab him by the ankles, arms, whatever is legal. I saw a lot of just "LOL I WILL BUMP RUNER".
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-09-14, 3:53 PM #67
fantasy week 1 = domination
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2010-09-19, 10:04 AM #68
Dear NFL,

**** you for your antiquated and retarded policy of "stadiums must sell out to see game on local market". Ticket prices are astronomically high because owners are retarded and sign ROOKIES to the likes of $50,000,000. $54 is the cheapest ticket where you would need binoculars to see. The highest is $400! A $54 ticket at PETCO Park gets you damn good seating and seat service. Also, you guys at the NFL might have not noticed but the economy isn't particularly great right now. So, today, I will be spending my Sunday getting things accomplished and on MLB Network.

Sincerely,
San Diego, CA
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2010-09-19, 10:28 AM #69
Hey dalf, wanna hear something funny?

There's this NFL mobile app that lets you watch NFL games (Verizon only unless you're sneaky). It will actually use GPS and make sure you're not in the stadium, they don't want you to watch the broadcast if you're in the stadium.
2010-09-19, 5:22 PM #70
You need a VCast subscription, don't you?
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2010-09-19, 5:25 PM #71
God damn bengals. God damn texans.
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--Garrison Keillor
2010-09-19, 6:11 PM #72
LOL @ Brett Favre's Favreball
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-09-19, 6:28 PM #73
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
LOL @ Brett Favre's Favreball


More like Brett Favre's Failball this week. :(
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2010-09-19, 6:36 PM #74
Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:
You need a VCast subscription, don't you?


Maybe if you aren't sneaky :P
2010-09-20, 8:56 AM #75
DA BEARS.
2010-09-26, 10:09 AM #76
I hope Suh utterly decimates Favre today. Also Viking's offense is ranked 31st in the league.

Note: I'm not rooting against the Vikings. I just hate Brett Favre.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-09-26, 5:00 PM #77
Dear Chargers Special Teams,

****ing die the whole lot of you. You are are terrible. It's week three and you've already given up FOUR RETURN TOUCHDOWNS! FOUR! I don't think I go through an entire season w/o seeing that many.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-09-26, 5:28 PM #78
Go Seahawks, my distant 2nd favorite team.

Also, Ed Hochuli handed Favre a win today. Vikings got away with murder and the Lions picked up a penalty whenever the slightest positive thing happened to some ticky tack little foul.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2010-09-26, 5:31 PM #79
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Go Seahawks, my distant 2nd favorite team.
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This is my prediction of the future when dalf sees this thread again.
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2010-09-26, 8:25 PM #80
Flacco has UNLEASHED THE DRAGON
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