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This baby dead yo
2010-09-30, 10:17 AM #1
Sadly I believe it's real
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"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-09-30, 10:19 AM #2
*~*LIFE IS BOMBY!!*~*
"Honey, you got real ugly."
2010-09-30, 10:20 AM #3
THIS IN'ST FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
nope.
2010-09-30, 10:26 AM #4
Thank god that baby got murdered in the womb rather than grow up with FAS and a terrible idiot single mother. Hey everyone, here is the earth's population, but don't worry, we'll make it!
Warhead[97]
2010-09-30, 10:28 AM #5
WHORES BEIN WHORES
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2010-09-30, 10:32 AM #6
I mean look at the picture, it says it all.
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 10:48 AM #7
Originally posted by landfish:
WHORES BEIN WHORES


WHORES GON WHORE
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-09-30, 10:55 AM #8
thats horrible :(
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2010-09-30, 10:56 AM #9
Who lives near cleveland? Find out what bars she goes to, could be a home run
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-09-30, 10:57 AM #10
Originally posted by zanardi:
Who lives near cleveland? Find out what bars she goes to, could be a home run

:awesome:Could be a home run for multiple people at once:XD:
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 11:10 AM #11
I still think some people should be involuntarily sterilized...
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2010-09-30, 11:14 AM #12
Originally posted by zanardi:
Who lives near cleveland? Find out what bars she goes to, could be a home run


enjoy the STDs
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-09-30, 11:17 AM #13
http://www.yasrsly.com/abortion-celebration-party-in-palm-springs/5715/
I'm proud of my life and the things that I have done, proud of myself and the loner I've become.
2010-09-30, 11:27 AM #14
Originally posted by zanardi:
Who lives near cleveland? Find out what bars she goes to, could be a home run


can someone explain this? ive heard of 1st base etc...

does home run = anal?
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2010-09-30, 11:29 AM #15
If you want it to be, she'd probably go ass to mouth with a smiler on her face.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-09-30, 11:32 AM #16
i love american chicks. i believe everything i see on tv
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2010-09-30, 2:47 PM #17
Originally posted by Ruthven:
i love american chicks. i believe everything i see on tv


It's all true.
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 2:55 PM #18
I think I'm in love...
? :)
2010-09-30, 3:12 PM #19
The saddest thing I think is when a pair is incompatible intellectually. Especially if they have children. Jesus, I thought I felt older than my age when I was married. Now that I'm getting divorced, I feel like I'll be probably be wise as **** by the time I hit 40. :)
幻術
2010-09-30, 3:14 PM #20
Wait, you are getting divorced?
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2010-09-30, 3:20 PM #21
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Thank god that baby got murdered in the womb rather than grow up with FAS and a terrible idiot single mother. Hey everyone, here is the earth's population, but don't worry, we'll make it!


Her relationship status reads Married.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-09-30, 3:25 PM #22
Originally posted by Wookie06:
Her relationship status reads Married.


That's why I'm confused. What else is she going to be being married if she wont even fart out some kids?
My blawgh.
2010-09-30, 3:43 PM #23
She needs to be on her husbands health insurance plan so that she can use it to pay for her abortions. I can't help but wonder what her deductible is. This woman truly is making the world a better place. I don't see what all the fuss is about.
? :)
2010-09-30, 3:53 PM #24
can't wait for my taxes to pay for this dumb ****
2010-09-30, 3:56 PM #25
This has got to be fake, every single one is too golden and obvious.
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2010-09-30, 3:57 PM #26
Originally posted by Mentat:
She needs to be on her husbands health insurance plan so that she can use it to pay for her abortions. I can't help but wonder what her deductible is. This woman truly is making the world a better place. I don't see what all the fuss is about.



Because of the nonchalant manner in which she kills her child, then has a party about it.

All jokes aside, the more I dewll on it, the worse I feel. The goverment needs to regulate child-birth, and child-conception.
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 3:59 PM #27
Because we want to live in that kind of government run world. They run everything else so well as it is....
2010-09-30, 4:01 PM #28
Quote:
does home run = anal?


Preferably.

Although it's more likely that would be a grand slam.

Gotta love having those once in a while.
2010-09-30, 4:05 PM #29
Has anyone got face-book? Look this girl up.

anyway

Who here can tell me exactly why anal is a "sin"?
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 4:15 PM #30
i would love to **** this girl. pop a 100 milli of viagra and just go to town on her fake-tanned ass.

she'd probably be into the really freaky and degrading **** too. hell yes.
2010-09-30, 4:19 PM #31
Because of the Roman heathens.

Edit: Ragna likes crotchrot.
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2010-09-30, 4:23 PM #32
Yah, but probably like NO tread on the tires anymore I bet.

Unless you wear Magnums, it will be like putting polish sausage in a garbage can...
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 4:25 PM #33
Or in the case of most here vienna sausage.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-09-30, 4:34 PM #34
Originally posted by ragna:
i would love to **** this girl. pop a 100 milli of viagra and just go to town on her fake-tanned ass.

she'd probably be into the really freaky and degrading **** too. hell yes.


sorry even her standards are too high for you... and she couldn't survive the amount of alcohol it would take
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2010-09-30, 4:45 PM #35
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
sorry even her standards are too high for you... and she couldn't survive the amount of alcohol it would take


hah, no way. last weekend it only took 4 tequila shots before she wanted to "come home and sleep on my couch". she never did sleep on my couch :cool:.
2010-09-30, 5:13 PM #36
There's one thing I'd like to do to this girl:

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2010-09-30, 5:29 PM #37
Is no-one else annoyed by her thumbnail avatar? I don't do as well recognising people's shoulders compared with recognising their faces.

I updated my profile picture of Facebook about a month ago, and my face was just out of the thumbnail. I thought, "that's rubbish, is there a way to change that?", clicked edit profile picture (or some such) and there was a box just begging to be dragged. (actually it may not have been a box, I can't remember the exact mechanism, but the point still stands: it was massively discoverable how to do it.)


It just really really annoys me when people have thumbnails that don't show the sensible part of their profile picture.


As for the whole abortion thing? Feels like a hoax to me.
2010-09-30, 5:38 PM #38
Originally posted by Giraffe:
that's rubbish




:XD:
" I am the Lizard King, I can do anyhthing... "
2010-09-30, 6:05 PM #39
Originally posted by x25064:
There's one thing I'd like to do to this girl:

(image omitted)


I laughed pretty goddamn hard at this. Well done.

Anyway, having seen the entire Facebook profile (still viewable here), I'm damn near certain this is a hoax.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2010-09-30, 6:10 PM #40
Originally posted by Giraffe:
As for the whole abortion thing? Feels like a hoax to me.


I got the same impression.
"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

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