Well, as you may or may not know, I havent always had the best conscience. I've gone through plenty of problems and found my own way to adapt and deal with.

So here is the scoop. I have a girl friend. We've been on and off together for about 6 years. On-and-off for the first 4 (High School) is pretty self-explanatory. About her? She is pretty awesome in all respects. She likes the same music as I do mostly. We share the same witty humor. She is a LOTR fan. She is intelligent (too many *****es are sooo stupid). She is blond and SUPER hott (Yes.... 2 t's). Sex life? Amazing. (yes, I do put it in her butt for those who will wonder) She is a giver, in the best respects. The catch is shes clingy and WILL NOT let go. She seems determined to keep a blind eye to what I do, which suits me of course.

The hitch? I am in college now. There are new people, places and mostly people, to explore. Ive met this crazy hott 18 year old. She is brunette and a pretty lively spirit (so it seems). I can totally tell she digs me. I'm %98 sure I can hit that! She is making exceedingly personal advances that I cannot help but ignore. The question is should I?

My current "partner" is pretty clingy at times, and would not approve, but what she doesn't know, wont hurt her ;). This girl, is 18. LEAGAL! Its totally cool. No strings attached. I pretty much have to. I probably will HAVE to.... :neckbeard::XD::awesome:

So, not that Massassi is full of useful relationship advice, (who's lonely?), but what do you think I should do? Yet, before you answer keep in mind that
A. She is 18 and attractive
B. I'm a young man with NEEDS
C. She is begging for it

P.S. - Some of you may be > to this, but get over-yourself. Try having a girl-friend instead of sitting on your computer.:colbert: Just sayin.

Ditch clingy and enjoy college.

So says the guy sitting in front of a computer, starting a relationship thread in the middle of the night on a weekend.

I have a rooster up at our place, it makes popcorn. Will could fill this forum with ****ing popcorn.

If your sex life is amazing and she is willing to please you in what seems every aspect, why the hell would you want to jeopardize that?

My girl is very much like yours, and I would never be able to cheat on her and not be sick to my stomach after...

you are going to be a very young father

you're kind of a douche.

well, not kind of.

I say don't cheat.

And Greenboy's comment was comical.

Here's what I think dude, this girl is 18 and ready for anything man, she is totally the kind of **** that you will never regret, you should bang her as much as you can, just enjoy college and have a good time, and keep on enjoying your girlfriend too, whatever, if she's that clingy then you don't have anything to worry about, and if she ever finds out, then no harm done just find another girl to ****, it's college, that's what you do. it's not like you're going to marry any of 'em, just enjoy yourself and if your girlfriend gives you **** then i guess she wasn't as cool as you thought right? lol, have fun man, let us know how the young one is, especially if she's a freak!!

These are both good things.

It all comes down to whether you value your current relationship or not. It's always better to end the current one before potentiallly starting a new one. And don't think about "ZOMG, noone will know" -- you will know, and that should be more than enough.

The very fact that you start such a thread makes me think that you don't value your current relationship all that much. In which case, do whatever you think's right. But don't think that you would be able to have all the chicks that you want at the same time without any consequences from either of them.

PS. And if you *do* value your relationship and want to stay with your current girlfriend, well, then you really shouldn't be asking questions such as these, should you?

Seriously, clingy girls at your age will blight your young life. Let your girlfriend down nicely then enjoy your youth while it lasts. Your mid 20s is a great time to settle with a person and commit because you're mature enough. The very fact you're asking what to do here is evidence enough you don't need a steady girl.

In summary, dump your girl (don't cheat, mud sticks and your conscience will likely catch up with you) enjoy college and your youth.

If you wanna go for the other girl, be a man and break up with your current.
Also, her turning a blind eye to what you do is NOT a good thing. It means she's burying things inside of her and will inevitably explode, probably in a very messy way.

this

Step one. Call the nearest abortion clinic and schedule an appointment.

Step two. Cut off your dick.

Step three. Stop bothering the rest of the world.

i think you could have worded your entire post differently without changing the meaning, except for the effect of not coming across as a complete ****tard.

I agree with Martyn's advice.

Well done on having a clingy girlfriend for 6 years though, that sounds like quite an achievement, it really put me in my place.

I think we've found the new Gold.

Holy **** is this guy for real?



I have a gf, big deal, but i also have interests in life outside "hitting that"

you sir, are a knob

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

This. Holy ****, dude you suck.

Women are objects that you can discard when something new comes along that isn't as clingy of an object.

Therefore, have fun, then discard later, that object, and start using the new one. It's like a cell phone. Except women have no feelings, and sometimes when my cell phone gets extra excited, it vibrates with joy and sings a catchy tune to me.

Later in life, when you feel like going retro, you can get the extra-clingy type object back. But hey, the "now" is happening now, you're young, and you have to always find the newest objects.

That's not really fair. You don't want to be in your mid/late twenties and be full of regret about stuff you didn't do when you were younger, it becomes an incredible burden that you're likely to force onto whoever you hook up with later in life. I know this because I'm doing (and trying really hard to avoid) it right now.

If you're the kind of person who wants to experiment and experience life, it's much easier to do it when you're younger because most people will be in the same boat and won't already have made up their minds about what they do and don't like.

Let's not forget about the possibility of an abortion partay!

This.

I agree with Koobie, Deadman, JLee, and Ruthy.

Well your current girlfriend deserves someone less douchey, so ditch her and go sleep with the new girl.

what the hell

It sounds like your current girlfriend has a reason she's being so clingy.

Anyways, without going to much into it, I'd say break up with Clingy before going after the 18 year old.

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I hate you.

You're a terrible human being, and should avoid any activities that may inadvertently lead to your DNA being passed on.

This is a choice that we can't make for you, and you need to make it for yourself.

Which ever choice you make, though, make sure you act on it maturely, responsibly, and safely.

While high school relationships can sometimes last a lifetime, it's pretty rare. Even serious college relationships don't often last beyond the end of college.

You need to really ask yourself how much your current relationship means to you. Are you sure she is what you want in a committed relationship, and is it something that you value enough to try and maintain and save?

Or do you more value the opportunity you have in front of you to get out and meet women? Are you maybe unsure about what you want in a serious relationship, and are hoping to get out and meet girls and see what meshes well with your personality?

If you want to act responsibly, then you have two choices here. You can either stay with your girlfriend and keep your hands off anyone else, or you can end things with your girlfriend and see how things develop with this new girl. There is no middle ground, however. If you try to maintain your relationship while seeing and letting things develop with the new girl, that is a pretty low thing to do, and is disrespectful for both women.

Also, if you do decide to break things off with your current girlfriend, don't tell her its because of a specific new girl. After 6 years, she'll needs to move on, not dwell on you. In fact, it's probably best to break off all contact entirely. Don't ignore her, but don't talk on the phone or allow yourself to visit her or anything like that. This is the best possible way for you to approach that situation... there is a chance in the future that you can be friends, but it isn't going to happen right away, and you'll both need time apart to heal before it can.

Also, if your girlfriend is clingy enough to suggest trying an "open relationship" to try and save what you have, don't go for it. At your age, it will more than likely result in significant drama down the road.

Also keep in mind that this new girl might just be leading you on, or that things might not work out. It's certainly a possibility that after you go through the trouble of breaking up with your girlfriend that things don't pan out at all with the new girl. That's a risk you'll have to consider.

And finally (I finally officially feel like an adult or even a parent here), use protection. Enough said.

get them both pregnant

No, do not reproduce.

Hey this guy has the right idea!

What the ****, you're a terrible human being.

i voted without reading the post...

do the following

1. do what you want with the 18 year old and film it
2. wait until the next gift giving opportunity with your current girlfriend
3. place a knife, a gun, a box of appropriate ammo, a rope, a wrench, a candle stick, a lead pipe, and the video in a box
4. wrap the box in nice wrapping paper with a nice ribbon
5. give it to her

Wow, I love Massassi so much, for SOOO many reasons.

First off, I believe that this forum has some of the funniest people I've ever encountered. Humor that no one gets or likes, I know will be embraced here, and I immensely enjoy it.

Second, the sage-like advice? Priceless. Dare I say it,you even posses "Yoda" tendencies?

My Answer? Well, you certainly have given my alot to think about. Hearing from, excuse me for saying it, my older "peers" (for lack of a better word), has given me all the more encouragement to break-up with my current gf. Hearing, that I need to enjoy my youth is echoing a though that has plagued my mind for some time.

Believe me, Ive tried before, but she starts crying, and then telling me about how she has no one else and dose the whole, "Ill just die if you leave me!" thing. I cannot stand to just let it go. I really DO NOT want to be in the relationship, but I cannot see how i can just leave her. I feel even worse for NOT wanting to be with her, when I sit and count her endless Pro's. Including her incredible hottness. I can honestly admit that she is WAY outta my league. Perhaps, that was why I was so convinced of my convictions to her in my younger days (When I was the biggest ******* to her ever. I feel pretty bad about that sometimes) I mean, i guess we both have done ****ed up **** to each other. But, hers are so trivial that it hardly counts. We've had some crazy times, she pulled out a **** load of my hair, and has physically accosted me on many occasions. But, as i say, its unbelievably trivial.

I'm just ranting now, because its a topic that i am (obviously) pretty passionate about. Please excuse my worse than usual grammar and punctuation.

Now.... What do all of you think I should do to out her down slowly and gently?

I am in desperate need of assistance. I do care about her feelings to an extent, and do not with to put her though any more, Yet how to you brake up with the unbrakeup with-able!!??

PS - The 18 year-old is naught more than a booty call, and is seen as such by both parties. I'm not looking for a girlfriend, I had them. Not what I'm looking for at this point in my life.

no, he said he puts it in her butt

ltr

You're ****ing TWENTY?!

What do you mean by regret though? Do you regret not staying with someone, or not leaving when you should have?



I think you made one of the best points for me. BACKGROUND I live with my grandparents who are in constant arms. They haven't shared a room in almost 2 decades. There fighting, you can tell, is mostly built up resentment for an age old argument. That is something that Ive been thinking about and you saying it brings it even more so to my attention. I do not want this.



**** man, these are the kind of comments that make me feel like Ive wasted my youth already. Feeling that the spark and flame dwindled away in the apathy of high school. Man, its makes me feel like im missing something, or i already missed it. Im 20, I feel like im 40 (though I admit I have no idea what it feels like, save the descriptions from my mother and watching her struggle with her problems). I feel like youth passed my a long time ago.


I value it, simply because i know its valuable. I do not personally want it. Yet, as i said, how can I refuse her? I feel like **** each time i attempt a break up and even worse afterwards when were still together.

I don't know.
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