I think I agree with Sarn here.

Is this another grammar joke?

"I thought you were 10 by your spelling! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!:master:!!!"

If it is, I'm amused.

I agree with Anakin9012 agreeing with Sarn, especially the bit about Deadman

Tell your GF that you still love her but you REALLY want to **** this other girl. Also try to turn the situation into a 3-way, it may take some doing with the other chick but if your GF is as willing to bend over backwards for you as you say...:awesome:

Like.

I bet his GF is a cave troll.

I have no comment because i just had a very similar situation come up this week. Except that i knew we both knew our relationship was dwindling and we needed to not stay together at least for a while after 2 years. I'm not proud of what transpired before it was official, but i'm glad that the two of us can get along.

If you decide to leave her, do best by her, and not best by your cock. Twenty is plenty young for alot to go your way and for your attitude towards life to change. I know my outlook is constantly in flux.

LEAGAL

You're a sucker.



You're a sucker.



You're a sucker.



P.T. Barnum once said that there's a sucker born every minute. That sucker is you.



Sticking with the P.T. Barnum theme, you probably would have viewed the the Egress exhibit somewhere between three and five times.



In earnest (because I feel bad about producing a post this long consisting of nothing but abuse), have you considered asking yourself just how attracted to her you, personally, are? The answer may surprise you.



Well that makes all of us.



Yep.



And a topic you're even more passionate about cheating on with some younger, hotter topic.



I can assure you it's pretty much par for the course.



I guess I'll be dispensing legitimate advice twice in this post: There's no such thing. Let her down as quickly, and clearly, as possible. The last thing you want to do with a clingy girlfriend is give her any hope that this is just a "break."



I imagine this happens to you with most ordinary household tasks.



You can't. It's right there on the tin. Fortunately you aren't actually dating the unbreaknotreproducingthissemanticabortion.



You're looking for exactly what you ought to be looking for at this point in your life. Please just try to wear a condom. The world doesn't need the kind of children that you and some slut who's even dumber than you are likely to produce.

well that was rude

I am of the opinion that Darth Xast:downswords: is probably just a virgin braggin' on the internets

He picked the wrong forum to brag on, then.
Hell it wouldn't surprise me if some of the children of Massassians start posting (though I guess that would bump the virgin ratio back up a little)

Physically, hell yes. Personality wise? Yes as well. Ex- yesterday she wore underwear that matched the color of sonic on her shirt. Come on, can you deny that's awesome. I cannot.

Yet I feel like I should be single, i don't really want a gf right now as I said. But as you said, im a sucker........:carl:

Really tho, Massassi had no break up tips?!

It's a miracle when people here get girlfriends so they're not that adept at the breakup part.

Glancing through the thread, you were given some reasonable answers. Not sure what you're confused about.

I have been pretty busy lately and haven't been able to hop on the forum for just a couple of days and when I do I'm encountered with this thread? Seriously :huh:? WTF, lol? I didn't want to give any redundent advice so I read through everything so far. There are indeed some smart people on the board that you should listen to;).

And since you asked for it, Xasthur... Here's my advice:

First off, you're young. Don't try to beg to differ or play off that fact in your head, just realize that and deal with it. It's the truth. Hell, I'm not that much older than you and I'm still young, I just acknowledge the fact. There are things yet to come that are going to pop up in your life that make this dilemma look like the simplest decision ever. You still have a lot to go through and plenty more people to meet. I would lay money down that this isn't even the only time you're going to encounter this situation.

Secondly, sex is one of the worst possible things you can base any relationship off of. Whether it's a partner or a one night stand. Don't do it, it's foolish. It's only going to show you how young and stupid you really are. Of course, you won't realise that until after the damage is done and you can't change anything because you've already done it.

Third is the clinginess. It bothers you, and it probably should. When someone is cliny it is usually the result of an underlying issue. If it's a possesive trait, it typically comes from a dominating personality. Which means she has problems with not having control. The way you decribe it, however, makes it seem that it's more of an attachment trait. Attachment comes from insecurity. It's dependency. She sees you as more of an anchor or a crutch than person. The irony in the situation is that she is the one using you, not visa versa. In any case, the issues are irrelivent because (as I mentioned in the first point) you're young. You don't have to deal with that mess. If you really do want to enjoy your youth, don't put up with those things and there is a lot of road yet to travel with plenty of people along the way.

Lastly, probably the most meaningful advice I can give in this rant, is what I can tell you from my personal experience with this specific situation. If you stay with your current girlfriend, you are going to drag out the inevitable and you're going to be miserable the whole way. You already have problems & you know it, you wouldn't be asking if you didn't. You know what the solution is, you just haven't been man enough to do it yet. Maybe you're trying to find another way out, rationalize something that you know is wrong, or find comformation that it is the right decision I don't know. Either way, like I said, you already know what what you have to do about it. Break it off.
Your reasons behind it, however, do matter. This is the part you may not know yet. Don't break it off and go to the next one. Not even for a booty call. You have got yourself into a no-win situation. In this case, you can only manage your losses. Don't go to either of them. Break it off with both women. If you choose to ignore my advice (as you more than likely will) it will not end well.

Like I said, you're just delaying the inevitable with your current girl.
If you choose girl #2, it will haunt you. Because you will know you broke up with Girl 1 just for her. And I can tell you now, that alone won't be worth it. You can reason and deny all you want, but in the end you will know you ruined things for all the wrong reasons. That might even make you question and wonder if you made the wrong decision. From that point, you're going to wonder whether or not you should get back with her. You shouldn't but again, you won't get that. And if you don't get back with her, you will always be wondering. If you do, you are right back where you started and have learned nothing.

The third option, breaking it off from both (the one I advise), what's going to happen is... a clean break. A freash start. You will have nothing, true, but nothing is better than losing everything.

There's a lot of *******s on massassi

You're generally regarded as one of the larger ones.

Advising someone to cheat on his girlfriend puts you in a whole new class.

Yup. That's why I was kind of like 'WTF' when I finally read everything.

Tell her you have a nasty STD, that'll put a damper on things. Or failing that, fake mental illness, then run for the hills.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Can I just say, as someone who has not visited Massassi in years and years, that I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry in response to this thread?

Darth_Xasthur: The fact that you are 20 years old and somehow feel as if the best part of your youth has passed you by, is both hilarious and disappointing. You are literally at the beginning of your adult life, and if fortune smiles your way, you have 50-70 years of amazing life ahead of you. There's no reason why each successive year can't be more interesting and more fulfilling; the world certainly has no shortage of new experiences available for those who are curious enough.

As for break-up tips, there's nothing to say other than to advise being clear, firm, and straightforward. If you don't want a girlfriend, you owe it to your girlfriend to tell her this and to break off contact. No ifs, ands, buts, or any other rationalizations necessary. Keeping a significant other around for sex is about as selfish as it gets.

I do agree, however, that you should feel some regret. Not over a false sense of longing for booze-tinged experiences, but for your immaturity and overwhelming selfishness. I hope someday you discover that life exists outside of your own needs and desires.

I'm going to steal a break-up line from "How I Met Your Mother" and say that you should tell her "I'm not the one"

Fact is, if she's clingy there is no easy way to break up with her, she's going to be devastated, she's going to cry (a lot) and she's probably going to try a few things to get you back. You're going to have to put up with all that, it's going to suck.

If she's clingy, she's probably looking for 'the one', someone that she thinks she will spend the rest of her life with. You are obviously not that person, so you're actually being cruel by not breaking it off (not that I'm blaming you or attacking you.

Tell her you're a b*****d (again, not attacking you, it's just something that will make it easier) tell her you don't want to settle, that even though you love her on some level you can't give her what she wants. That you want to sleep around, that you want to be silly and immature and bang whatever comes your way (I'm -still- not attacking you, it's just better to tell her you're a dick). Tell her that she deserves someone better, someone more suited for her, and that in time she will see that, that in time, she will get that.
Tell her it's been great, it really has, but it's time to move on, and that she will be much better off.

She'll cry, she'll protest, she may even suggest being in an open relationship (DO NOT DO THAT, it won't work with a clingy person... not that I know from experience, this is postulation really), she will try all kinds of things and she -will- be heart broken. After a time she will do better, and you'll stop hearing from her.


Oh, and whatever you do don't break up with her over the phone or something, this has to be done in person and you're going to have to sit and listen to her cry and yell and etc

Its a bummer talking about serious stuff on massassi. Being that this is a most unfortunate bummer-oski I still felt it necessary, considering my decisions so far. I am glad i asked, because, as you said, I would have regretted it. Had I not consulted massassi I would have acted swiftly and ultimately blindly. I see now the consequences of my future possible actions. My action will be to stop being a "sucker", as McFarlane said.

Here is a picture of my current gf.



I have other pictures too, but I'm too nice to show you them, plus you don't wanna see that, they display my wiener as well.

do it

so someone can ban you

Not really sure why you posted a picture at all...

If you're making life decisions based on a thread on the forums, you probably took a wrong turn somewhere.

I didn't believe he had a girlfriend until i saw that. Also heres a picture of my girlfriend.

don't listen to all of these haters, that's just what they do. haters hate. my advice to you is to hit it. hit it and quit it, son. i'll even keep that sexy lady in the picture company in the wake of her loss. i'll console her so hard.

mb....
You should introduce me to your girlfriend.

Well, since we're all posting our girlfriends:

She looks kind of like this girl I've been dating.

Eh, I disagree with that. There's a lot of Massassian's whose opinion I value.

Also, since we're posting girlfriend pics >_>

(and yes, she's in love with high angle shots)

Hey deadman is she trying to showcase her eyes in that photo

That better be what you're looking at =p

myspace angle!

voted 'no' because nobody who spells legal as 'leagal' should be allowed a greater than 0% chance of reproduction. Instead, I vote he should chop his privates off.

Holy crap, I actually laughed out loud when I got to this point. You both are amazing, CM and Spook.

hello