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2010-10-11, 10:29 AM #41

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

That joke would have been funny if I hadn't spelled it Coke, making it a proper noun and in every possible context referring to Coca-Cola.

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2010-10-11, 4:06 PM #42

Wookie06

Administrator

Posts: 8,395

So, you're saying it would have been funny if you weren't a grammar nazi? Gotcha.

"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-10-11, 4:34 PM #43

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Actually it still wouldn't be funny because

1. It a tired and overused joke
2. It was told by you

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2010-10-11, 7:11 PM #44

Wookie06

Administrator

Posts: 8,395

Yeah, I actually didn't even think it was funny. I would have been surprised if you did although I was expecting some grammar comment. That was worse than the actual joke.

"I would rather claim to be an uneducated man than be mal-educated and claim to be otherwise." - Wookie 03:16

2010-10-11, 10:36 PM #45

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Drank a bottle from my first homebrew batch tonight, after a week of bottle-conditioning, and it's turning out pretty well. Very interested to see how it'll taste after another week.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2010-10-11, 11:35 PM #46

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

I'm drinking a Mike's hard lemonade because I am alcohol abuse.

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2010-10-12, 1:42 AM #47

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I mix all my booze with Mt Dew.

Kills the kick, and it's delicious

error; function{getsig} returns 'null'

2010-10-12, 1:48 AM #48

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

Ew

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2010-10-12, 11:35 AM #49

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

Had some of my friend's homemade plum wine this weekend. So, so good. So, so 17% ABV.

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