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mystery missile???
2010-11-09, 12:33 PM #1
apparently there was a missile launched off the coast of california yesterday and no one knows/is willing to say who fired it.

www.cbs8.com
also...
www.space.com

anyone have any ideas or wild speculations??
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2010-11-09, 12:46 PM #2
The idea, is that with Obama in Asia, he is there to 'demonstrate' our ability to launch a submerged intercontinental weapon. Or at least that's what I've read.
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2010-11-09, 12:48 PM #3
I saw that on TV last night and thought it was interesting.
2010-11-09, 1:12 PM #4
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
The idea, is that with Obama in Asia, he is there to 'demonstrate' our ability to launch a submerged intercontinental weapon. Or at least that's what I've read.


What I heard was that not even the military knows who shot it.
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2010-11-09, 1:25 PM #5
I'm sure everyone will slowly forget about it and we'll never know what it really was
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2010-11-09, 1:28 PM #6
dalf
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2010-11-09, 1:34 PM #7
Probably landed in North Korea, we can only hope anyway.
2010-11-09, 1:38 PM #8
Chemtrails.
Warhead[97]
2010-11-09, 2:00 PM #9
Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Chemtrails.



WHAT HE SAID

http://newsflash.ws/1966/mysterious-missile-launch-seen-off-los-angeles-coast-a-problem-of-perspective/
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-11-09, 2:01 PM #10
Really? All that for nothing
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2010-11-09, 2:04 PM #11
Fine, better answer.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2010-11-09, 2:18 PM #12
I've witnessed something like that before while driving, but once my perspective was changed by a mile or two it was pretty obvious it wasn't a plane crashed into the ground.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-11-09, 2:24 PM #13
I doubt the airplane theory. I may be wrong (I'm certainly no expert), but I've never seen an airplane with such a bright light coming from it's tail.

Further, arriving planes at LAX approach from the west (ocean) and depart to the east (mainland) except between 0000 and 0600 for noise abatement, and only then during the right weather conditions. This object appears to be heading away (as indicated by the light on the tail), which is incorrect for the LAX flight path.


:43 and 1:47
2010-11-09, 3:11 PM #14
:tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil:
2010-11-09, 3:17 PM #15
What do I know, but the bright light at the end of it seems weird to me, never seen such a sustained light from a regular airplane with a contrail. Very strange!
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2010-11-09, 3:59 PM #16
Steven is not an expert.

This guy is.

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2010-11-09, 4:09 PM #17
Obama government chemtrail Kenya conspiracy elitist liberal. Antichrist collapse.
Warhead[97]
2010-11-09, 4:11 PM #18
All that guy has proven is that the thing was flying across, not up.

Again, I'm not arguing that it's a missile or the government or corporations, just that it's peculiar, and doesn't look like any kind of plane I have ever seen living in the airport flight path. The light is really what strikes me as being odd.
2010-11-09, 4:13 PM #19
It's not heading away, it's moving closer. It appears to be heading away because the wind has spread the contrail further in the distance, creating what looks like perspective.

Steven you have never seen a light on an airplane before?
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2010-11-09, 4:14 PM #20
Originally posted by Steven:
The light is really what strikes me as being odd.


I'm with ya on that

ninja edit: emon, small blinking lights yes, on the wings nose and tail
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2010-11-09, 4:15 PM #21
Sure, hundreds of times, just never like that.

All I'm saying is that it's peculiar, and unlike any plane light I've seen in my 10 years of driving under planes on my way to work.
2010-11-09, 4:17 PM #22
Great, pay more attention next time?

Possible explanations: landing lights (are they required to be on at a certain time of day?), sun reflecting off the body
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2010-11-09, 4:41 PM #23
Looks like the sun reflecting off the plane to me. I've lived next to an airport for pretty much all of my life.
2010-11-09, 6:27 PM #24
Carefully orchestrated plan for the government to reveal the existanecn of chemtrails, in order to fictionalize the conspiracy theories in the mmind of the people.


:tinfoil: :ninja:
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2010-11-09, 7:12 PM #25
Originally posted by KOP_AoEJedi:
The idea, is that with Obama in Asia, he is there to 'demonstrate' our ability to launch a submerged intercontinental weapon. Or at least that's what I've read.


Normally I would dispute this but it does kind of make sense that Obama might want to demonstrate that even under his leadership our military is still capable of doing things it has been able to do for decades.
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2010-11-09, 7:17 PM #26
hey asiatics don't you forget over here that we can sneak a submarine 35 miles off of our own coast
2010-11-09, 7:27 PM #27
Doesn't look like a plane to me.

But I lol'ed at the comment on space.com about it being Pelosi going back to the mothership.
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2010-11-09, 9:00 PM #28
Originally posted by Emon:
sun reflecting off the body


yeah probably this
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2010-11-09, 9:49 PM #29
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
dalf

Oh **** you. This one's not my doing, this time.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2010-11-09, 10:17 PM #30
Which means it is!
2010-11-09, 10:50 PM #31
'TAIN'T JEST A ROCKET, 'T'T'S A MISSILE
2010-11-09, 11:55 PM #32
What's the difference anyway? I always thought a missile meant basically a rocket with guidance, but we call the space shuttle a rocket...
2010-11-10, 3:17 AM #33
This is obviously another UFO cover-up & you ****ers are Dana Sculley impersonators.
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2010-11-10, 3:46 AM #34
Dana Scully was THEE redhead...brians..boobs..man, jealoussss
2010-11-10, 3:48 AM #35
Originally posted by Emon:
Great, pay more attention next time?

Possible explanations: landing lights (are they required to be on at a certain time of day?), sun reflecting off the body


Landing lights are the big headlights on the nose gear and inboard leading edge of wings.

Navigation lights are on all the time. The right wing tip has a green light on it, the left wing tip has a red light on it. The top of the tail, empenage, whatever has a white light on it. All aircraft also have rotating red beacons, one on top, and if its ****ing big one on the bottom.
2010-11-10, 6:40 AM #36
Surely someone saw this actually happen, and didn't just see a contrail and claim it to be a missile. A missile, especially one that was claimed to come from the water, is going to move much faster than the typical commercial airliner. I think the videos/pictures are the trail after the winds had their way with it. Skewing most people's opinions on what it is.

I don't really see why it matters either way.
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2010-11-10, 7:06 AM #37
For all we know it could just be a malfunction / bad mistake from the military. They're just lying about it to avoid public concern.
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2010-11-10, 7:18 AM #38
Or it's a contrail and people are freaking stupid
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2010-11-10, 7:29 AM #39
Something else no one seems to notice: it doesn't actually look anything like a rocket trail. The cross section of a rocket trail would be circular, this is flat like a ribbon. Incidentally this is what all contrails look like!
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2010-11-10, 7:37 AM #40
Originally posted by Tibby:
What's the difference anyway? I always thought a missile meant basically a rocket with guidance, but we call the space shuttle a rocket...


rocket just refers to propulsion, missile typically refers to a weapon, is how i understand it
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