Times when it sucks to be a university student in Illinois: now [read: fekkin' always]
IL has more nuclear plants than any other state in the USA.
Southern Illinois, where I live, happens to be closely affiliated with the New Madrid fault line.
My professors and classmates are flipping left and right about it; it's gotten to the point where I've played the joykill in a few of their explosions of contagious stupidity.
Paraphrase of in-class discussion from Friday:
"Dood, liek we could die in radiation! They should shut those plants down now!"
"Naw; if there were actually an earthquake around here, you'd have much more immediate concerns of not being crushed in this godforsaken pre-caring-about-seismic-activity lecture hall. If you survive that, you'll have a fun time making it home, with the road and rail systems screwed up, and you definitely won't want to stay here in town, since the food supply lines won't be able to make it through. This is mining territory; there's holes so deep below us you don't even want to contemplate what would happen if they cave in a quake. There's also an ugly chance of this place becoming even worse floodplain than it already is, making high ground damn hard to find. We would very likely become the newest branch of the Ohio and Big Muddy rivers. Really, now, are you gonna' worry about a little thing like rad sickness?"
"...You are a scary little person sometimes."
"Peachy."