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awkward...
2011-04-01, 5:54 AM #1
For the last couple weeks, I've had a friend and his wife staying with me while they work out their housing situation here in san diego... This morning, I went to wake my friend up so we could go to work (as I've done every morning since he's been here) and when I poked my head in the door, I noticed that his wife was sleeping naked next to him, and not covered with a blanket... So now I'm wondering how to go about getting him up. His cell phone went straight to voice mail.. I'm about to just pound on the door, but he's probably gonna know I already poked my head in, since that's what I usually do. Any suggestions?
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2011-04-01, 5:58 AM #2
Pound on the door then apologise if he mentions it?
nope.
2011-04-01, 6:01 AM #3
haha, good luck with that :P
woot!
2011-04-01, 6:05 AM #4
well I knocked on the door.. he's up now.. hasn't said anything.. think I should bring it up?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2011-04-01, 6:08 AM #5
Is she hot?
free(jin);
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2011-04-01, 6:09 AM #6
Originally posted by landfish:
Is she hot?


This
woot!
2011-04-01, 6:19 AM #7
I suggest you no longer just poke your head in =p
I think he probably knows, and doesn't want to talk about it. I'm guessing he already knows you're not a perv.
If I were you I wouldn't bring it up, it'll just bring about un-necessary embarrassment.
It happened, it's not a huge deal, just knock in future ;)
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2011-04-01, 6:19 AM #8
eh, she's like a 7 to 8. So attractive.. not necessarily hot. Pretty decent body. But I fail to see how this is relevant to my question. :p
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2011-04-01, 6:22 AM #9
Don't bring it up.

I don't understand why anyone would ever think that that would be a good idea.
nope.
2011-04-01, 6:27 AM #10
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
But I fail to see how this is relevant to my question. :p


It isn't, but it's relevant to the request that the "is she hot" question is a precursor to:

pics?
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2011-04-01, 6:37 AM #11
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
well I knocked on the door.. he's up now.. hasn't said anything.. think I should bring it up?


Isn't that her job?
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2011-04-01, 6:43 AM #12
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nope.
2011-04-01, 6:55 AM #13
It's your house you bring it up, bet it wont happen again though.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-04-01, 7:07 AM #14
Go in there naked yourself, to cancel out any awkwardness
2011-04-01, 7:11 AM #15
Originally posted by Couchman:
Go in there naked yourself, to cancel out any awkwardness

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2011-04-01, 7:15 AM #16
Originally posted by Couchman:
Go in there naked yourself, to cancel out any awkwardness


Ah that's a great idea!
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-04-01, 7:41 AM #17
Don't mention it. Each of them probably know by now. If anything, he was chewing out the wife behind your back for not being dressed.
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2011-04-01, 8:05 AM #18
Lol, yeah probably best not to bring it up. And as already mentioned if he brings it up just apologize briefly and get on with your lives.

That is rather awkward though.
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2011-04-01, 8:08 AM #19
Oh man a naked body how weird
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2011-04-01, 8:16 AM #20
7 to 8 is hot in my book. Attractive is like 5-6.
2011-04-01, 8:30 AM #21
That'd make sense see as on a scale of 1-10, 5 should be average. :P
nope.
2011-04-01, 8:38 AM #22
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
This morning, I went to wake my friend up so we could go to work (as I've done every morning since he's been here)


Yeah, I understand helping someone out but, Christ, can't he at least get himself up? For crying out loud, he could set the alarm on his phone if, between the four of you, there isn't an extra alarm clock around. Sure, the situation is awkward but what the hell should they expect when you've been poking your head in the door every morning to wake him up? You'd think she'd wear something to prevent such a situation. You should tell him that he needs to make some arrangement to wake himself up so you don't see his wife naked again. That should fix one problem and, possibly, give them some inspiration to fix the housing problem a little more rapidly.
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2011-04-01, 8:46 AM #23
Originally posted by Deadman:
It isn't, but it's relevant to the request that the "is she hot" question is a precursor to:

pics?


Or the inevitable, "Pics or it didn't happen".

Originally posted by Ni:
Isn't that her job?


:carl:
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2011-04-01, 8:56 AM #24
The obvious conclusion that nobody seems to mention is that they wanted you to see her naked.

And also, what's the big deal?
2011-04-01, 8:57 AM #25
Wookie isn't a fan of puns/innuendo.
nope.
2011-04-01, 9:01 AM #26
Originally posted by Brian:
The obvious conclusion that nobody seems to mention is that they wanted you to see her naked.

And also, what's the big deal?


This could be a great opportunity to mention swinging.
2011-04-01, 10:50 AM #27
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2011-04-01, 10:50 AM #28
fake posters
2011-04-01, 10:54 AM #29
Not only did you look at his wife but you rated her on a 10 scale and posted it on the internet site your wife visits.

But the question is: Did you get a woody?
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2011-04-01, 10:57 AM #30
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
eh, she's like a 7 to 8. So attractive.. not necessarily hot. Pretty decent body. But I fail to see how this is relevant to my question. :p

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
a 7 to 8. So attractive.. not necessarily hot.
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2011-04-01, 11:27 AM #31
HAHA GUYS HAPPY APRIL FOOLS RIGHT
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2011-04-01, 11:49 AM #32
Originally posted by x25064:
7 to 8 is hot in my book. Attractive is like 5-6.


Me too man, I like girls that are cute, some girls that are overly hot just don't turn me on because I know that there is a general trend of increasing hottness = increaseing *****iness

At least you have the sense to have a good scale, my one friend, you are either a 0 or a 10 to him, how can a man live like that
2011-04-01, 12:06 PM #33
Originally posted by Couchman:
Me too man, I like girls that are cute, some girls that are overly hot just don't turn me on because I know that there is a general trend of increasing hottness = increaseing *****iness

At least you have the sense to have a good scale, my one friend, you are either a 0 or a 10 to him, how can a man live like that


I go for the girl next door types. Not into the fake-n-bake whores.
2011-04-01, 12:14 PM #34
Yup because if a girl is hot then = *****. Horray uneccesary stereotyping.
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2011-04-01, 12:24 PM #35
I've known several women that sleep in the nude & none of them were the type to give a **** about being seen nude. Neither of them probably give a **** & would probably be more surprised by you being uptight enough about the situation to make an issue out of it (e.g. posting about it on the Internet) than about seeing the girl's **** & vag. I've seen 3 naked women this week (friends &/or relatives of my wife) & it was never once awkward (quite natural actually). When I had hernia surgery I must've showed the scar as well as half of my cock a half a dozen times without even thinking about it.
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2011-04-01, 12:27 PM #36
Yeah, but they're French. That doesn't count.
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2011-04-01, 12:34 PM #37
Originally posted by Mentat:
probably be more surprised by you being uptight enough... about seeing the girl's **** & vag.


Wait, what.
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2011-04-01, 12:39 PM #38
I think for them waking up from a camera flash should be an addition to the routine until they get the message.

Or put a doorbell outside of their room.
My blawgh.
2011-04-01, 12:42 PM #39
:ninja:
Originally posted by Ford:
Yeah, but they're French. That doesn't count.

You may have a point.
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2011-04-01, 12:43 PM #40
Originally posted by Mentat:
... the girl's **** & vag... ...half of my cock...


I think its pretty sexist of Massassi to censor out the word ****, yet you can blatantly show the word cock.
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Your as sexist as batman.

(ps- aslo mentat has a tiny cock.)
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