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2011-04-29, 3:42 PM #1

sassy

Banned

Posts: 32

Hello everyone!

My name is sassy, nick given to me by my father since I was old enough to speak, and has stuck ever since.

I used to play JK along time ago, and recently I remembered. Thinking it was all some dream, I did some research and was amazed at how long ago that was, and most of all, that there is still an active JK community. So I decided to sign up, and spend the last of my years with the vets.

Hello! I'm here to stay.

2011-04-29, 3:45 PM #2

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

Cool. A bunch of people are going to post after me and probably be really mean to you. Don't take their crap. It's just newbie hazing. <3

My Parkour blog
My Twitter. Follow me!

2011-04-29, 3:49 PM #3

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

Do we still do the your soul belongs to us thing now?

2011-04-29, 3:49 PM #4

Squirrel King

NEVER.

Posts: 5,369

You can leave but massassi has your soul mwaha

2011-04-29, 3:50 PM #5

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Welcome to Massassi! Please deposit your soul in the soul box.

Also, please don't be afraid to check out and participate on the Interactive Story Board!

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net

2011-04-29, 4:21 PM #6

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

are you a sassy and attractive woman?

If not this thread does not matter to me. Nothing personal, I just hate you as an individual.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2011-04-29, 4:23 PM #7

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

ohai.

woot!

2011-04-29, 4:29 PM #8

sassy

Banned

Posts: 32

Originally posted by Spook:

are you a sassy and attractive woman?

If not this thread does not matter to me. Nothing personal, I just hate you as an individual.

What's it worth to you?

2011-04-29, 4:31 PM #9

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Originally posted by sassy:

What's it worth to you?

I have pocket lint, I think.

Oh wait, no I don't.

woot!

2011-04-29, 4:34 PM #10

sassy

Banned

Posts: 32

Originally posted by JLee:

I have pocket lint, I think.

Oh wait, no I don't.

Tough

2011-04-29, 4:37 PM #11

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Well until sassy posts a photo on the camhoez thread, I will assume sassy is like Ach: a fat, hairy Italian man.

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net

2011-04-29, 4:39 PM #12

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Hello. Welcome.

(I think this is as nice as I've ever been to a new member. Don't worry, that will go away soon when I start doing shots)

>>untie shoes

2011-04-29, 4:42 PM #13

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

I don't know, a box of half eaten chocolates?

Heres the score. If you are a woman, don't post your picture so that I can entertain you being interesting (if you are...) and attractive. If you're a man, pretend you're an attractive woman.

I'm a lonely lonely man, I'll take whatever I can get.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2011-04-29, 4:54 PM #14

sassy

Banned

Posts: 32

Originally posted by Spook:

Even that which does not exist?

2011-04-29, 5:09 PM #15

Admiral Zarn

Has an AM Radio

Posts: 1,219

I like 'em sassy. <_<

Also, welcome, lol. Deposit soul at the soul box, next to the coat check.

I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.

2011-04-29, 5:17 PM #16

sassy

Banned

Posts: 32

Originally posted by Admiral Zarn:

I like 'em sassy. <_<

Also, welcome, lol. Deposit soul at the soul box, next to the coat check.

Done, is there some initiation ritual that I should be aware of?

2011-04-29, 5:21 PM #17

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

You'd better pipe up about your religious and political views just so we can know what to expect.

>>untie shoes

2011-04-29, 5:25 PM #18

sassy

Banned

Posts: 32

Originally posted by Antony:

You'd better pipe up about your religious and political views just so we can know what to expect.

Religion: Undecided
Political: They're all corrupt bastards anyways.

2011-04-29, 5:54 PM #19

gbk

Posts: 10,562

[ignore me]

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2011-04-29, 6:16 PM #20

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

**** you, gbk.

>>untie shoes

2011-04-29, 7:16 PM #21

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

Originally posted by sassy:

Religion: Undecided
Political: They're all corrupt bastards anyways.

I agree.

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2011-04-29, 7:43 PM #22

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by sassy:

Religion: Undecided
Political: They're all corrupt bastards anyways.

oh, bleh, not interesting i see

have fun here

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2011-04-29, 7:56 PM #23

BobTheMasher

Of what, we don't want to know.y

Posts: 4,243

Yeah, can you please have some kind of radical or stupid viewpoint so we can have a heated argument about something for no real reason?

Warhead[97]

2011-04-29, 8:13 PM #24

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

Welcome. You should have been hear a month ago. Before the site got ugly.

My blawgh.

2011-04-29, 8:16 PM #25

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by BobTheMasher:

Yeah, can you please have some kind of radical or stupid viewpoint so we can have a heated argument about something for no real reason?

exactly

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2011-04-29, 8:18 PM #26

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Yeah, it's too boring without some more crazy *******s.

>>untie shoes

2011-04-29, 9:13 PM #27

Alan

Boneless Chicken Wings

Posts: 3,339

I'm Jepman.

error; function{getsig} returns 'null'

2011-04-29, 9:35 PM #28

Tracer

El Duderino.

Posts: 6,321

Hello! 1. Are you a girl? 2. Will you go out with me?

COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

2011-04-29, 10:07 PM #29

Gebohq

ISB Kingpin

Posts: 8,352

Originally posted by Tracer:

Hello! 1. Are you a girl? 2. Will you go out with me?

Tracer, you're a musician! You don't need to use this approach when you can just swoon with your guitar!

The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
http://forums.theplothole.net

2011-04-29, 10:58 PM #30

LividDK

One Angry Monkey

Posts: 3,413

Hi! Bet you're regretting the "here to stay" comment now, huh?

2011-04-30, 12:09 AM #31

sassy

Banned

Posts: 32

Originally posted by LividDK:

Hi! Bet you're regretting the "here to stay" comment now, huh?

Not at all! I love seeing such awesome levels of crazyness... however I do notice that I signed up at a time when there is very little topics of interest on the forum.

2011-04-30, 12:32 AM #32

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

Yeah, that time would have been... maybe five years ago?

-Also, if you haven't, I suggest you download steam, the entire Dark Forces series is available on it and JK was just one of many pretty awesome games in that series.

2011-04-30, 12:52 AM #33

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Originally posted by Squirrel King:

Do we still do the your soul belongs to us thing now?

Yeah, we've still got that. Sassy, any further posting constitutes implied consent to the confiscation of your soul for all eternity, or until Cool Matty leaves the key to the soul box lying around where anyone could find it. Also, welcome!

Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:

Welcome. You should have been hear a month ago. Before the site got ugly.

For a second I thought you were referring to the level of discussion, and then I looked at my screen again.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2011-04-30, 8:45 AM #34

AKPiggott

Grandmaster of Cool

Posts: 1,252

Originally posted by happydud:

Cool. A bunch of people are going to post after me and probably be really mean to you. Don't take their crap. It's just newbie hazing. <3

Shaddap, oldbie!

Xbox Live/PlayStation Network/Steam: tone217
http://twitter.com/ourmatetone

2011-04-30, 8:50 AM #35

Liberius Vir

Popsicle

Posts: 561

Is sass really going to answer to just about every joke?

Also, "Welcome Aboard"...

"Hello one day ban." ~ Baconfish
>Liberius when he's not on Massassi<

2011-04-30, 10:20 AM #36

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

What joke.

幻術

2011-04-30, 10:50 AM #37

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

Posts: 2,867

I can't fathom why new members would ever actually sign up for this place.

2011-04-30, 11:01 AM #38

Darth_Alran

About to lose his freedom

Posts: 3,771

Originally posted by BobTheMasher:

Yeah, can you please have some kind of radical or stupid viewpoint so we can have a heated argument about something for no real reason?

This just means well actually have to TRY and bait her into angry political discussions as opposed to the usual '...so... Healthcare?'

Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob

2011-04-30, 11:06 AM #39

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

1. souls were never put into a box they are kept in a bag
2. nobody on the massassi staff past or present has direct access to the bag as they are all transferred to the care of Satanic Security Systems
3. not even the baseball bat of time can help you get by the security on the soul bag

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2011-04-30, 11:28 AM #40

Outlaw Torn

Appears to be a Yuck

Posts: 1,873

But what about the pitching wedge of space? I'm sure that could work....

obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve