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2011-04-30, 12:26 PM #41
nope... considering the baseball bat of time is a far more powerful piece of magical sports equipment
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2011-04-30, 12:46 PM #42
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
This just means well actually have to TRY and bait her into angry political discussions as opposed to the usual '...so... Healthcare?'


When did we decide that sassy was a her? I thought there was a subtle denial!

Please don't do this I have enough trouble sleeping as it is.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-04-30, 12:52 PM #43
Originally posted by Spook:
When did we decide that sassy was a her? I thought there was a subtle denial!

Please don't do this I have enough trouble sleeping as it is.


What dad would ever nickname their son "sassy"?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-04-30, 12:58 PM #44
Originally posted by Dash_rendar:
I can't fathom why new members would ever actually sign up for this place.


As an old member that returned after a looong hiatus... nope, neither can I.
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2011-04-30, 1:21 PM #45
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
What dad would ever nickname their son "sassy"?


One that really hates their son.
:master::master::master:
2011-04-30, 4:07 PM #46
Welcome to the pit, Sassy. :)
I joined to see where my beau spent his teen years online. I stayed because the wildlife are entertaining. Nice to see another probably-girl on the board!
2011-04-30, 4:53 PM #47
Hello! I second the "Nice to see another probably-girl on the board." We should start a club.

Anyway, don't take crap from anyone, definitely keep your sense of humor handy, and welcome!! :D
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2011-04-30, 4:58 PM #48
Originally posted by sassy:
Even that which does not exist?


I feel like this is significant.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-04-30, 7:39 PM #49
Hi, I'm Couchman, I'm the coolest person on here. I wear sweater vests, old spice original scent. I had BBQ Ribs for dinner. I work at a nursing home thats the modern equivalent to Dachau. I also still pick my nose, its a ****ing habit ok, I don't see whats wrong with a good nose picking in private.
2011-04-30, 8:36 PM #50
Originally posted by Couchman:
Hi, I'm Couchman, I'm the coolest person on here. I wear sweater vests, old spice original scent. I had BBQ Ribs for dinner. I work at a nursing home thats the modern equivalent to Dachau. I also still pick my nose, its a ****ing habit ok, I don't see whats wrong with a good nose picking in private.


The only thing wrong with a good nose picking in private is that its not in public while you're out with your family or significant other.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2011-04-30, 9:03 PM #51
Originally posted by Spook:
I feel like this is significant.


I think instead of waiting for sassy to confirm or deny this we should simply have a poll and create the answer.
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2011-04-30, 9:12 PM #52
I don't care what sassy's gender is so long as sassy posts on the ISB.
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2011-04-30, 9:32 PM #53
Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
I think instead of waiting for sassy to confirm or deny this we should simply have a poll and create the answer.

Only if pie can be an option
2011-04-30, 11:05 PM #54
Let me introduce myself. I am a man of wealth and taste.
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2011-04-30, 11:44 PM #55
And I one of length and girth. And wife and baby.

And beer, pie, and mountains of tea.
2011-05-01, 12:46 AM #56
Hmm, a character named sassy on a site named Massassi. Suspicious...
2011-05-01, 2:28 AM #57
I had an honest to god dream last night that massassi had suddenly allowed avatars (I think i was lurking massassi in my sleep??). It worried me at the time, but I'm slightly more worried now that I've realised that that isn't in fact the case, but it is what my midnight ruminations consist of.

Sorry, borrowed your thread.
2011-05-01, 5:28 AM #58
Avatars wouldn't be awful.

-We only don't have them to cut down on bandwidth, right?
2011-05-01, 6:34 AM #59
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
What dad would ever nickname their son "sassy"?


Johnny Cash?

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n--1wR4L7zg&feature=fvwrel
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2011-05-01, 7:49 AM #60
Originally posted by Vornskr:
Hmm, a character named sassy on a site named Massassi. Suspicious...


It's SFGold

Good work detective
2011-05-01, 8:05 AM #61
:suicide:
2011-05-01, 8:46 AM #62
Originally posted by Jarl:
Avatars wouldn't be awful.

Are you certain about that?
nope.
2011-05-01, 9:04 AM #63
Yeah, I'm certain. They could be a little bit bigger than yours, maybe 100*100. Wouldn't be that bad.

-But then, I'm sure it's a bandwidth thing or something.
2011-05-02, 2:23 PM #64
Sassy we're curious about what gear you have don't leave us hanging
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-05-02, 2:30 PM #65
Sorry, you'll just have to wait until I find it convenient.
2011-05-02, 2:31 PM #66
That's what she said.
幻術
2011-05-02, 2:49 PM #67
Originally posted by Jarl:
-But then, I'm sure it's a bandwidth thing or something.


nope, it's misoneism.
2011-05-02, 2:54 PM #68
Originally posted by sassy:
Sorry, you'll just have to wait until I find it convenient.


With that kind of manipulative attitude you're either a woman or one of my male relatives.

Stay frosty, I'm watching you.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2011-05-02, 6:31 PM #69
Welcome!
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2011-05-02, 6:36 PM #70
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Are you certain about that?

This..
>>untie shoes
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