Yeah, but if I'm doing bad things to your boyfriend I'm not interested in him actually ****ting on me.

I've played (and even run) bunch of different systems over the years. We even had come campaigns off and on in the #teapot for VtM, SWD6 [which was really pleasing in how little math was involved vs say AD&D], D&D.

When I was young, my older brother and I spent years developing and running campaigns in a sort of Star-Wars-centric GURPS spinoff called SWORDS (Star Wars Occupational Role-Playing Development System).

Later on (early high school) I got involved with a Big Eyes Small Mouth campaign for a year, as well as a few online forum-based RPGs eg for Wheel of Time.

It's probably been four or five years since I was really involved in anything though, except for an evening filling in on a Savage Worlds (50 Fathoms) campaign which sort of reinforced my disappointment (same as for playing MtG) that to play a campaign (in person at least) I have to spend time in the same room with the sort of people who play RPGs regularly. (I know this is sort of a broad stroke, but if you've got the time, look up a documentary called Game Masters, it's pretty crushingly depressing and familiar when it comes to like every GM/group I've known locally at least).

That said, if I could find some tolerable people in the area, I'd probably be playing D&D right now.

Such is the problem with RPGs. The older you get, the harder it is to find people to play with whose company you enjoy and who don't take the game too seriously.