...and of course I'm pretty pathetic for having this make my day. But then, you all are here reading this, so what does that make you?

Anywho, there's this gorgeous girl I know on Facebook - used to go to church with her. She ran an app that picked her top 20 love matches out of her 1000+ friends.

I was #3.

Of course, it helps that I have a bit of a crush on her, too.

Are you 13? How I interpret your reaction will depend on the answer to this question.

How he reacted will determine my answer to this question.

will and did

If that makes your day you need to go outside. Maybe hit on some fat girls at the mall.

HEY ROB GO BACK TO POSTING MORE k thanks

Why don't you text your names to one of those astrology love lines, I hear they've got pretty good results, too.

You guys are mean

Make a move.

Hes too busy getting an HJ to tell us the rest of the story tonight

Usually those are calculated by how much you e-stalk them.

Doubtful. Post her picture.

Motion seconded

It's easy to know gorgeous girls on facebook.
The trick is getting them in real life too >_>

More pervy photos, or I will force someone to temporarily make me a moderator so I can lock this thread.

You better do it. You dont want the Main Train conductor to go on strike!

lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Well at least you have something for the spank bank later

Leave him alone guys he is just trying to get his rocks off!

Har, I leave for the night, and this is what I come back to? Jeez.

DISCLAIMERS:

1. Yes, I know it doesn't mean anything. It's just a random app that is about as worthless as an astrology test. It's still cool though.
2. I have a pretty darn sad life, so yes, it made my day. I believe I said in the first post that it makes me pathetic, so you're not telling me I didn't already know.
3. Notice I do have a bit of a crush on her; if it'd been someone I didn't care about, it wouldn't have been a big deal.
4. I haven't seen her in person in a few years. She lives away from me now, and I'm homebound.
5. I am not gonna hit on chicks at the mall, fat or otherwise. I'm not interested in random encounters, but developed friendships.
6. Picture forthcoming. It is NOT pervy.

[QUOTE=Squirrel King]Usually those are calculated by how much you e-stalk them.[/QUOTE]

>.>

Seriously, I only check her page about once a week, and I check it at the same time I check all my other friends' pages.

You just jinx yourself

lolol this is so creepy i feel like we just violated her privacy

creepmaster

Put in the poop shoot.

i dont think this is as creepy as the one sarn posted...

why

Suddenly I feel like I'm in jr high around Valentines day...

Illness. A long, lingering, years-old illness. Totally sucks.

what is it

Bondage fetishism.

Lots of jelly folks in this thread, I reckon.

Complicated.



While this is complicated, it's not MY complication.

explain

I have time

lots of time

What, are you homebound, too?

It's really quite personal, and not a little embarrassing, hence my evasiveness. But thanks for being interested.

I'm looking into a new treatment that might be extremely effective, but right now I'm looking into whether or not insurance will cover it. So I have high hopes.

Ok! Here's hoping.

I'd bang the **** out of those railroad tracks

There's something missing from that picture, but I cant quite put my finger on it...


Oh yeah, it's a train.

suddenly i picture you much like a nice slightly sad version of Krang from ninja turtles... only you dont have robotic legs because the ones you ordered forever ago keep getting held up in customs then sent back to germany.

...and that will forever be why you are homebound in my mind.

Forever alone

Oh wait this isn't the meme's I hate thread