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Something Funny/Awesome Happened to Me
2011-06-28, 1:53 PM #41
Originally posted by Krokodile:
Ok! Here's hoping.


Thanks. :)

Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
suddenly i picture you much like a nice slightly sad version of Krang from ninja turtles... only you dont have robotic legs because the ones you ordered forever ago keep getting held up in customs then sent back to germany.

...and that will forever be why you are homebound in my mind.


Goldangit, how'd you guess?

Originally posted by Darth_Alran:
a nice slightly sad version of Krang from ninja turtles


You forgot handsome, suave, debonair...
2011-06-28, 2:09 PM #42
And modest too!

But seriously, I'm gonna go hump some train tracks. There's some like a 5 minute walk from me.
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2011-06-28, 2:34 PM #43
It's only fair that we see your picture now
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2011-06-28, 2:37 PM #44
LOL My picture? I'm really only average looking. And I'm thinning on top. :/

Not sure what is about train tracks that gets Alan going, but whatever floats your boat.
2011-06-28, 4:11 PM #45
She's cute, not bad. Probably out of your league... but then so have been my conquests, so gl with that.
2011-06-28, 4:18 PM #46
Nah, I've been with girls WAY out of my league, it is all about personality, gotta be charming and funny

and have a huge schlong
2011-06-28, 4:28 PM #47
You'd be surprised to find out what most women consider huge.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-06-28, 6:42 PM #48
For sure not going to get any of that if she finds out her face is at lonely nerd capital.
2011-06-28, 6:57 PM #49
Yeah I would be creeped the **** out if a bunch of star wars nerds were igniting their lightsabers over my picture on the web
2011-06-29, 1:52 AM #50
Originally posted by Couchman:
Yeah I would be creeped the **** out if a bunch of star wars nerds were igniting their lightsabers over my picture on the web

Originally posted by Couchman:
if a bunch of star wars nerds were igniting their lightsabers over my picture on the web
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Originally posted by Couchman:
if a bunch of star wars nerds were igniting their lightsabers
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Originally posted by Couchman:
star wars nerds were igniting their lightsabers
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Originally posted by Couchman:
igniting their lightsabers

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oh god
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2011-06-29, 1:53 AM #51
Originally posted by Crimson:
There's something missing from that picture, but I cant quite put my finger on it...


Oh yeah, it's a train.


This is a pretty great post. Harsh, but great.

Originally posted by Couchman:
igniting their lightsabers


Ooh, do some more euphemisms!
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2011-06-29, 1:43 PM #52
God, you guys are sick. :P
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