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Classical music to have sex to
2011-06-29, 4:50 PM #1
What piece of classical music do you think would be good to listen to while having sex? That's little-c classical, so the question isn't limited to the Classical period (1750-1820).
I'm just a little boy.
2011-06-29, 4:53 PM #2
For me? 4'33".

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2011-06-29, 4:57 PM #3
LOL at baconfish hahaha
2011-06-29, 4:58 PM #4
But seriously, baroque, classical, romantic period music offers so much variety, what kind of sex is this?

Vicious sex, rough sex, gentle sex, virgin sex, butt sex?

Can't pick a piece unless we know what we are dealing with here.
2011-06-29, 5:13 PM #5
Any sex, really. Suggest as many pieces as you wish, and specify the type of sex it would go well with.
I'm just a little boy.
2011-06-29, 5:31 PM #6
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There's 99 options for you :P
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2011-06-29, 5:32 PM #7
Slow, Romantic, Passionate:

Mozart - Piano Concerto 21, 2nd Movement http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-eLzao63I

Maurice Ravel - Pavane For A Dead Princess http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKkeDqJBlK8

Richard Wagner - Siegfried Idyll http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFtpLhfKJ_0 and for part 2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9mSlVYpsuM&feature=fvwrel

Schubert - Ave Maria http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bosouX_d8Y

Johann Strauss - Kaiser Waltz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivxLa_xcpjk

Brian Tyler - Inama Nushif http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7whegFR6Lz0

Bear McCreary - Passacaglia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW9FDByKsC4

^ In fact, A few more of his Battlestar selections would do well



For more emotionally driven sex...well...I wouldn't feel comfortable shagging to this emotionally charged music but here is what I could suggest:

Edvard Grieg - Peer Gynt Suite: In The Hall of the Mountain King http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrIYT-MrVaI

Vivaldi - Four Seasons: Summer 1 Allegro http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hvN0X92K4k

Mozart - Don Giovanni Overture http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nemAKvtXL8w

Mozart - Requiem: Confutatis and Lacrimosa..convenient they are together, over movements work as well http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQUFQ_N0JI8




So many more, just explore
2011-06-29, 5:38 PM #8
I viddy that you must had the in-out-in-out with some young devotchkas brother Flirbnic. Lovely Ninth is good for a horrorshow of a lubbilubbing with young ptitsas indeed, but they just punchipunching me with their fists when I am a wild beast upon their malenky persons.
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2011-06-29, 5:59 PM #9
If you're having big "Wagner" sex, then maybe "Entrance of the Gods into Valhalla". :awesome:

Ooh, my recommendation is the "Danse Macabre" by Saint-Saëns. It it a bit dark/mysterious, but it has great energy and build.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LupmmElMoI


Ha, and if one of you is just along for the ride then go with "Light Cavalry" by Franz von Suppé. :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF5nhMIyeqI&feature=player_detailpage#t=139s
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2011-06-29, 6:00 PM #10
The 1812 Overture is pretty unbeatable for a song to screw to as long as you can time yourself with the cannon fire at the end.
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2011-06-29, 6:02 PM #11
Originally posted by Antony:
The 1812 Overture is pretty unbeatable for a song to screw to as long as you can time yourself with the cannon fire at the end.


And if that is just too serious for you then go with the 1712 Overture.
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2011-06-29, 6:21 PM #12
I tend to listen to jazz while going at it, myself.
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2011-06-29, 6:45 PM #13
Justin bieber
2011-06-29, 8:12 PM #14
Ugh... this is like asking what kind of candy goes well with beer. Play some R&B, jesus you guys are clueless.
2011-06-29, 8:14 PM #15
Mozart's requiem... you know you want to.
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2011-06-29, 8:15 PM #16
Originally posted by ragna:
Ugh... this is like asking what kind of candy goes well with beer. Play some R&B, jesus you guys are clueless.


Could you possibly be more cliche? Let me guess: Al Green and Marvin Gaye for shagging music, right?
>>untie shoes
2011-06-29, 8:19 PM #17
Ride of the Valkyries man
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2011-06-29, 8:20 PM #18
The only good choice I've ever found is Brahms's symphonies, particularly number 2. But who needs sex if you're listening to Brahms?
2011-06-29, 8:23 PM #19


Boléro [/SIZE]
Duh.
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2011-06-29, 8:24 PM #20
Tracer and Vornskr literally made me LOL. God I love not being the only classical music nerd around.
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2011-06-29, 8:31 PM #21
You can put on Aaron Copland - El Salon Mexico if you are into some hardcore cowboys/indian girl roleplay
2011-06-29, 8:37 PM #22
lol
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2011-06-29, 8:45 PM #23
He said to them: "You examine the face of heaven and earth, but you have not come to know the one who is in your presence, and you do not know how to examine the present moment." - Gospel of Thomas
2011-06-29, 8:48 PM #24
Ah... we performed the Carmina Burana in sinfonia orchestra in high school. What a great time. Never gave me a woody though :omg:
2011-06-29, 8:49 PM #25
This has

2011-06-29, 9:05 PM #26
Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Beethoven's Last Night
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2011-06-29, 10:32 PM #27
Dance of the sugar plum fairy. Paradise by the dashboard light. This post is not serious. Apart from meat loaf. Changes of pace are hilarious.
2011-06-29, 11:51 PM #28
Originally posted by Antony:
Could you possibly be more cliche? Let me guess: Al Green and Marvin Gaye for shagging music, right?


I'm the only serious guy here. Everyone else is being tongue-in-cheek. And no, Al Green and Marvin Gaye is for noobs. Ne-Yo is a good starting point. I do have to point out that I'm not a fan of music playing while boom-booming in general... I keep it at a really really low level in the living room, and then when things get hot and heavy the music doesn't really matter at all. That said, both the girl and guy can usually keep a great sexy rhythm to the bass line during foreplay when you have it low.
2011-06-30, 3:59 AM #29
I got in trouble one time because my LotR Pandora radio was incidentally on when the magic happened, and was forced to stop midway and go shut it off. At that point, I asked if I could change it to my Baroque station, and all I got was a look.

So, none.
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2011-06-30, 7:36 AM #30
Originally posted by Antony:
Could you possibly be more cliche? Let me guess: Al Green and Marvin Gaye for shagging music, right?

BARRY.


****ING.


WHITE.
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2011-06-30, 7:36 AM #31
Well, I can't speak from experience, but maybe Saint-Saens' Aquarium from Carnival of the Animals?

One guy I used to know claimed that he jacked off to Beethoven's 5th. Of course, I couldn't listen to it for a while after that.

It's not classical, but I think David Lanz's "East of the Moon" would be perfect.

I second O Fortuna. :D

And Mozart's Requiem.

Vivaldi's Spring.

Beethoven's Fur Elise or Moonlight Sonata.

I would say Pachelbel's Canon except that's often considered wedding music.
2011-06-30, 8:30 AM #32
Philip Glass - String Quartet #5 - All five moments
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2011-06-30, 11:53 AM #33
The Sorcerer's Apprentice, so long as you can get Mickey Mouse twatting about with brooms out of your head (unless that gets you off).
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2011-06-30, 12:46 PM #34
I'm not sure that I would want classical playing, it's just not upbeat enough to get the sweerve on
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2011-06-30, 1:39 PM #35
Originally posted by Spook:

Boléro [/SIZE]
Duh.


When the question was originally raised to me, this was actually my immediate response.
I'm just a little boy.
2011-06-30, 1:52 PM #36
Really? Bolero seems like it would lead to the most repetitive and anti-climactic sex ever. ;)
2011-06-30, 2:21 PM #37
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2011-06-30, 3:56 PM #38
Reverie by DeBussy.
2011-06-30, 4:03 PM #39
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:


Okay, I laughed at this.
2011-07-01, 5:43 AM #40
While I love French Romantic music (DeBussy, Faure, etc), I think for this purpose they would be a bit sedate. I still think the Romantic era would be good, but something a little more, dare I say, climactic, than Faure, and a little less comically overstated than Wagner. This bears some thought.
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