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Classical music to have sex to
2011-07-01, 6:48 PM #41
If you want to make him feel sheepish about his stamina, play the mvmt. 3 from "Moonlight" Sonate... among other uses in pop culture, it's the "chase" music from Smurfs.
If you want to just induce a depressing guilt-trip, go for mvmt. 2 of the 7th symphony by Beethoven. Gorgeous piece in any other context, but I think it would be an awfully quick bonerkill.
2011-07-01, 7:08 PM #42
Originally posted by Estelore:
If you want to make him feel sheepish about his stamina, play the mvmt. 3 from "Moonlight" Sonate... among other uses in pop culture, it's the "chase" music from Smurfs.
If you want to just induce a depressing guilt-trip, go for mvmt. 2 of the 7th symphony by Beethoven. Gorgeous piece in any other context, but I think it would be an awfully quick bonerkill.


Honestly, I think that classical music itself is a bonerkill for the majority of men I have met.

No sick double bass action, you see...
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2011-07-01, 8:51 PM #43
Don't need double bass if you've got enough timpani. :P
2011-07-01, 10:04 PM #44
Originally posted by sugarless:
and a little less comically overstated than Wagner.


Too bad you think so; Tristan would basically be perfect, if one felt like taking 4 hours. But I was pretty serious about Brahms: proper musical era, climactic enough, but not so rhythmically straightforward that it gets comical. But most importantly, it's actually good music. :)
2011-07-01, 10:05 PM #45
I agree on both counts. And hey, I love Wagner, he's amazing, but if we're relating it to sex, he's pretty comically overstated.
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2011-07-01, 10:23 PM #46
Don't deny it.

Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5wiVNRTp4o
2011-07-02, 3:07 PM #47
Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2011-07-02, 3:08 PM #48
Spruce's post: QFT. <3
2011-07-02, 3:32 PM #49
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:

I see what you did there.

Random tangent: That piece must be a ***** to play.
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2011-07-03, 5:26 AM #50
I wish i would have found this thread earlier, I would have sugested Mozart.Sorry, don't know how to play this video :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df-eLzao63I

Im an avid classical music listenner, if you live in or near chicago, try and get 98.7 to come in via raido. Its our classical station!!!!

Apart from some new classical music for me to listen to this forum taught me that you can say the word "twatting". Thanks AKPiggott
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2011-07-03, 6:01 AM #51
My favorite genres would have to be Romantic and Classical. Im a pianist, so I love playing any of the sonatas written by Mozart, Beethoven, or Schubert. Impressionism is also fantastic Debussy is so much fun to play. I would enjoy playing Baroque music a lot more if it wasnt so difficult trying to memorize a four or five voice fugue of Bachs. I cant stand most of the 20th century music, like Philip Glass or John Cage....it drives me up the wall. My favorite 20th century composers would be Rachmaninoff and Hindemith. The bassoon sonata by Hindemith is awesome to play well, for the pianist.
2011-07-03, 2:22 PM #52
Was that spam? :confused::confused::confused:
2011-07-03, 2:36 PM #53


With a recording of me playing it.
nope.
2011-07-03, 2:46 PM #54
Originally posted by Vornskr:
Was that spam? :confused::confused::confused:


I'm not sure anyone knows what's going on with HH. He comes out of nowhere, posts something barely relevant but not entirely irrelevant, and then vanishes.
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2011-07-03, 3:03 PM #55
Oh by the way I'm disappointed nobody mentioned this.

nope.
2011-07-03, 4:41 PM #56
Originally posted by Michael MacFarlane:
I'm not sure anyone knows what's going on with HH. He comes out of nowhere, posts something barely relevant but not entirely irrelevant, and then vanishes.


According to HH's profile:

[QUOTE=HeatocesHoubs' profile]About HeatocesHoubs
Biography: Man
Location: Austria
Interests: HeatocesHoubs
Occupation: Austria
[/QUOTE]

HeatocesHoubs' occupation is Austria. It is clear what's going on here: The entire landmass of Austria has come to visit our forum!
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2011-07-03, 7:29 PM #57
*cough*
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