Nice romance novel heroine, sugarless.
I've been working 12-16 hour days leading up to Halloween, depending on how much restock we have to do at the end of the day. Some facts about yesterday:
- We had the busiest day in the 30 year history of the store.
- A drunk guy came in, put on the Harry Potter sorting hat and started yelling that he was a hobo wizard and needed a Colt 45 until I asked him to stop.
- I found a wadded-up teen-size toga stuffed inside a chicken hat. We don't even sell teen-size togas.
- After working 11 hours or so, I was asked to suggest a couples costume pairing, and offered Hamburger Helper and Hamburglar. They didn't go for it. My theory is that they both wanted to be the burglar...
- We ran out of Edward Scissorhands gloves, leading to an argument over who could get a damaged pair we were going to return to the manufacturer.
- A guy banged on the door at around midnight, demanding that we open and sell him a cape. More than one employee yelled at him to just go to Walgreens...
This month is insane.