http://christiananswers.net/gospel/goodperson.html

Apparently I'm very, very bad person.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

//Points to self.

Baaaaaaad to the boooooone.

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You're entering a world of pain.

i'm not naner naner naner

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" You killed me. That wasn't very nice."
Noble Gases

I'm not, but they seem to think I am. They may kindly shove it.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--

if tjats god law then OMG IM GOING TO HELL!!!!!

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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs

in that list of ten things, there's only ONE I'm not guilty of. -_-

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

Well, well, I don't believe that!

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov

Never tickle the third foot!

I'm not a religious person, but it's fine by me if you want to be religious. It's when people begin to take it this seriously that I think it's stupid.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--

Interesting.
I wouldn't call it brainwash.

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BV's rendition of Titanic: Let's have sex. I won't let go. I don't need this stone.
The End.
~ Wolfy

what a bunch of blowhards

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You will respect my authoritah!

Um... if it's not taken seriously, it's not religion.

Like someone else said, it's not brainwash... it's just a belief. I don't get why one should feel the need to poke at it if they don't believe it.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited January 02, 2004).]

It's fanatism to the extreme. Take a look at the rest of that site.. it's pathetic.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

Am I missing something? To me it just looks like they're stating their opinion.

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"I'm significant!.... Screamed the speck of dust."
-Calvin

Which is that you're a horrible person if you don't believe what they do.



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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

I have boken every single one of those on a daily basis except number 10, which although I am sure I have broken I cant think of any one time in particular.

And I am pround of it.

That's not what its saying at all... you soooo missed the message

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Do you have stairs in your house?

What you think they said: "We're so much better than you, we're going to be saved."

What they said: "Want to come too?"

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BV's rendition of Titanic: Let's have sex. I won't let go. I don't need this stone.
The End.
~ Wolfy

Well, I'm sorry you feel that way, but that's really not what that site is saying

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"I'm significant!.... Screamed the speck of dust."
-Calvin

"The world is changed, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the Earth, I smell it in the air. A religous debate!"
SOUND THE ALARMS!

. . . there's nothing to debate about.

pheonix, religion IS what you eat, breath, live, etc. just because you don't follow one or you believe in a less strict one does not make it any more or less right than any other. it's simply a belief. It may seem rediculous to you, but to them to NOT do it seems equally rediculous..

(maybe there WILL be something to debate about )

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited January 02, 2004).]

Please, enlighten us all then. Exactly what IS that site saying?

I know religion has to be taken some what seriously, but what people start to make it something they live, breathe, eat, and sleep, that's when it becomes stupid.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--

Some of the game reviews on that site are interesting, i.e. Quake 3:

Look at their review of doom, it's funnier.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

I'm with flex that page makes me wanna punch every person who whole-heartedly believes all of that. Sorry to Wolfy etc, but everything i just read alienates people like myself who don't believe in that outlandish b.s. I will NEVER "find" God or put my "faith" in Jesus because I know its all rubbish, so therefore i WILL go to hell, according to these people.

I KNOW i'm a good person. but even good people feel anger, and lust, and jealousy sometimes. We're human we all do it. But we have people to help us through it.
I will not accept I'm going to burn in helllfire for all eternity because I dont follow their overly-strict-outdated-claptrap rules.
And whats worse is that they make us feel bad by saying taht stuff and thinkthey're a 100x better than the est of us.

Typical just when i was beginning to loose my anger for christianity.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

....I thought I was going to be the first one to say "take this one to the religious discussion forum."

Then I realized its just a religion bashing thread... so I guess its fair game here.

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To myself I surrender to the one I'll never please.
But I still try to run on.
You know I still try to run on. But it's all or none.

Eddie Vedder

The point was never to laugh at religion, but to laugh at how stupid that site is.



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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

They must have a tough time growing up.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

They don't have a "shove it up your asses" option in the form at the bottom. All their answers assume they're right and you're wrong, and the only thing they're askign is "how wrong do you think you are?". That's really stupid.

Maybe I have a different Bible, but Galatians 5:20 says "(5:19)[It is obvious what proceeds from the flesh: lewd conduct, impurity, licentiousness,](5:20) [idolatry, sorcery, hostilities, bickering, jealousy, outbursts of rage, selfish rivelries, dissensions, factions,](5:21)[envy, drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I have warned you before: those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God.]
Unless telekenisis is under sorceory, it doesn't say anything against it, besides the fact that it's impossible to do.

heh, and this: http://christiananswers.net/q-aig/aig-c005.html

Nowhere in the bible does it ever say that God created the earth before anything else, or that the never was anything else before earth.

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*Takes out his blaster and fires shots at the wall, the blastmarks leave the words "S-TROOPER WUZ 'ERE!!!"

No, you believe it's all "rubbish." Neither side knows anything.

anyways, I think many of you are taking that site very wrong. I can understand if you have differing opinions, and if this was about something stupid like cars or airplanes or how peanuts because a ballgame food, then it wouldn't bother me but I can't stress enough that this is these peoples RELIGION. I just can't see how you can insult and laugh at somebody elses beliefs. If you don't want to believe it, fine, don't, but leave it alone, for goodness sake...

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Do you have stairs in your house?

[This message has been edited by Correction (edited January 02, 2004).]

I hope we keep this thread going for a while, I could use the entertainment right now. Plus a medium in which to release my anger towards religion

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I hate you, I hate her, I hate the whole ******* human race. DIE!

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Need I say more...

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Do you have stairs in your house?

I haven't checked out the rest of the site, but the particular linked page really misses the point.

Jesus himself got pissed at people who measured the worth of a person by how well they would follow a set of laws.
Jesus also considerably shortened the list, though I can't remember how much.

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All you need is love.

The overall point is that nothing you do will grant you salvation. It's a GIFT, and all you have to do to recieve it is accept it.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

sorry, but live the past 4 months in my shoes, and witniss the behaviour of christians Ive known, then complain to me.

[This message has been edited by clan ruthervain (edited January 02, 2004).]

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Oh, here are two much worse sites:

http://www.chick.com/

http://av1611.org/


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All you need is love.

Right, so you're going to hate religion because of something PEOPLE did to you?

Need I remind you it was HIGH PRIESTS who had Jesus hanged on the cross?

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Do you have stairs in your house?

They probably just added it afterwards. I mean, there are quite a few parts of the original scriptures that have been omitted and altered to suit the preists. If that doesn't show that Christianity is a load of BS, then I don't know what will.


(Oh, and one part about Christianity that REALLY pisses me off - I've been told before that God and Jesus love everyone. But if you don't worship him you go to hell. If you have sex before marrige you go to hell. [which I might add is an idiodic concept. God created all the creatures of the Earth, but have you ever seen two squirrels or two cats getting married? Does that mean all of God's creatures, EXCEPT those humans that get married before sex, are going to hell?] I have to follow 10 stupid rules, and of course, love God and act like I can't make any descisions for myself because that's his job, so I don't go to hell? What is hell, anyways? Satan is a fallen angle, right? So where did he make hell? And how? Just snapped his fingers, did? And if Satan so desperately desires our souls (isn't it supposed to be "the last days" now, where Satan is preying on all of us, to "turn" us, or something? If Satan wants us so bad, why the **** would God punish us and send us there? I mean, isn't he supposed to love us all? But you break a rule, I send you to the bad place. He's really making it easy for good old Satan then, isn't he? I've got no problems with religion, but at least try and make your bull**** have some sense to it. )

[/rant]


[oh, nothing against Christians. I got nothing against those who follow the religion (unless you try and make me feel guilty for not buying into your crap) I just got something against the religion itself, as well as pretty much every other religion.]

[oh, and to those who are going to complain about me insulting their religion - why do you care? I'm going to hell anyways, right? If you belive so deeply about your religion, then my "mindless ramble" is all false, isn't it?]


Ah, I feel better now.

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"When all else fails, eat pie."
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

Honestly, in all my life all the reasons people have provided me for disliking Christianity and thinking it was nonsense turned out to be that they didn't understand it.

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Would you rather I say I hate Christians because of what some did to me, and are still doing to me?

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}