I thought the loser got an avatar... selected by me.

This is the thing... If I don't get to give koobie an avatar I don't want to play anymore.

it's both leave for a week and avatar
i'm a man of my word
who will show up and ref. this?

POSTPONED TO TOMORROW

Let's organize some gambling around this event.

UT3 does not work in a VM, I know this now.

Yeah you guys should stick with the original UT. Software Renderer FTW.

koobie is apparently too poor to buy ut99 or q2, and too dumb to pirate them.

ninja gaiden trilogy race, no save states

I'm almost done installing ut3 on bootcamp, i swear vmware fusion had better 3d performance before.

This bro-off does not deliver.

how about some TODOA MP?

This is the Pacquiao-Mayweather of stupid internet competitions.

I would just like to go back two pages and point out that I played TF2 with CM many times, and he's one of those whiny twats that bark orders at everyone over their mic.

I think, deep down, we all suspected that was true.

lolar

I could've guessed that.
Also: Surprise! Koobie is picking the worst possible times and is constantly offline!

****ing Ashley...

Koobie: so, fool
Koobie: just got home
Koobie: are you ready
Dusk Glitter: in uno houros
Dusk Glitter: fart
Koobie: man it's ****ing half past 12
Koobie: im going to sleep
Koobie: if u dont play now
Dusk Glitter: well i can't right now because you see i have a real life
Koobie: kthxbye

i love my current steam alias
Last weeks was "Respected Novelist SRQ"

There's blood in my pee guys you think I should get it checked out.

Oh this thread is still active.

yes, obviously.
your kidneys are probably better off then my brain is though

Baconfish is one of those noobs who doesn't understand that good players communicate. I play with those guys all the time, and if I wasn't calling out spies and saying when it was a good time to push, one of the others would be. Get on my level, bro.

I must be an awful player, cuz I don't use my mic for TF2. My TF2 strategy is best described as 'winning thru mutual selfishness', much like how I imagine capitalism works. My goal isn't to push the cart, or capture the point, or ect... My goal is to get as many points as possible, and to get my name shown on that Top3 leaderboard at the end of round. I'm in it for the FAME. It generally works to everyone's benefit tho.

I do use a mic for L4D but even then I don't like to use it right away. I mostly wander in and out of public COOP games and I like to 'size up' the random people I'm playing with by seeing how long it takes them to notice I'm incapacitated, ect. Oddly with L4D, im in it for the FAME too. At the end credits, it's my goal to win every category (except Melee kills cuz that reduces my kill total). Sometimes just to get to the end, I do have to assist my teammates with things like healing tho.

People who play MP games like Triscuit are the worst.

Related: I play the same way.

I wish more people played Airland Battle so I could armchair warsperg with them.

I play with my mic on but my speakers off.

Rolling T-80Us with a line of Canadian Chimeras is basically the best.
WHAT'S THAT YOU SAID, CANADA IS UNDERPOWERED, WELL SHOVE THIS UP YOUR FAT PACT ASS YOU *******.
of course then they arty your ADATS column to death and use Mi-28s to destroy the chimeras so welp, better hope you've got hornets on CAP!

I think you guys should rap battle.

My pee is redder.

This one time I led a charge of M11Ps backed with Bradleys and Chaparrals. All was going well since I was facing a Polish deck so we swept right through his line- the abrams having no difficulty with his T-55s and the Bradleys disgorging marines that made quick work of the obvious ATGM infantry in the forest.
Turns out he had a ****load of BRDM Malyutkas and BMP2s so as soon as I tried to advance past the forest it all died in a hail of ATGM and the 30mm stunned the marines who died to artillery shortly.
Jokes on him though, I had an F117 drop a pave way on that **** so I was able to follow up with a column of M60s and take the sector.

I later won the round when it turned out that idiot left his entry zone insecure so I flew some Delta Force in and took out his CV, followed quickly by an air HQ and then spammed the zone with infantry to secure it, he had no way of calling in more reinforcements at this point so he just threw everything he had at the zone hastily and it all died, rip.
Lost the F117 to a Mig-31 though
Course, that guy died to a Tomcat so I think we came out even on that front.

Shut the **** up, Tibby.

it's my thread i can do what i want, you have the option to like, y'know
not read that post

Shut the **** up, Tibby.

mad at the internet, with proper punctuation too.
fart fart fart fart fart

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faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

what is it about my post about a video game that insults you so personally anyway

My father was killed by a Canadian F117.

he was probably a jerk