saberopus
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I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Water Resource Engineering University, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret repairs on NYC's water mains, and I have over 300 confirmed water treatment plants. I am trained in flood forecasting and I’m the top sediment transport specialist in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another mudflow. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with asking me that **** over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of civil engineers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with stormwater runoff. Not only am I extensively trained in hydrology, but I have access to the entire irrigation system of the east coast and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ****ing dead, kiddo.