Help your fellow Massassians strike out at bars!

Why don't we go out to my car and I'll show you how to drive stick?

Hey, baby, can I pee in your hair? (99 out of 100 times, this will fail, but every once in a while you'll find someone who's into that sort of thing and you may just get lucky... sort of...)

Hey, baby, why don't I teach you a new dance? The wild monkey dance!

What . . . the . . . hell?

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: What are you talking about?

Guy: When you fell from heaven.

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You underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

DSettahr's Homepage

Wanna come over for pizza and ****?
*girl's reaction*
What, you don't like pizza?

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BV's rendition of Titanic: Let's have sex. I won't let go. I don't need this stone.
The End.
~ Wolfy

'Your skin is smooth, not like sand.'

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

i love you

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wang is within all

"Hey baby, The time I dont spend on a message board dedicated to a 7 year old game about jedis.... I'm posting stupid /me se><orz scripts in a chat room thats dedicated to a site dedicated to a 7 year old game about jedi"

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.

<3



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http://www.sporkaudio.com

"let's cut through the BS i just want to have sex with you and leave"

.... this might actually work... occasionally

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wang is within all

"You want to go out for coffee sometime ? And by 'go out for coffee' i mean 'have rabid wild monkey sex' and by 'sometime' i mean 'right now on the table'".

"My body is a temple.. wanna come over for midnight mass and desecrate it ?"

"Baby your system requirements may be way out of my league, but hey, you should see me overclock".

"My magic watch says that i'm half-asleep and youre making me a sandwich.. whoah, it must be like 10 minutes fast".

"Baby i wish i were a logorithmic function, so i could be tangential to /all/ your curves".

"Baby youre like the line of regression to the scatter-plot of my heart".

"I just downloaded the latest Manhood patch, you wanna see what bugs it fixed ?"
"Youre one hot release, mind if i-- beta-test you ?" [i blame Flirbnic for these, it's the result of showing him the system requirements one..]

"How about you come back to my place, and i spend all night recomppiling your kernel ?"

"Baby, i haven't seen anything this sexy since 16-bit .mats".

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
Applecore scowled. "What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?" -War of the Flowers
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');

[This message has been edited by Dormouse (edited January 09, 2004).]

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Frightening the very small and very old since 1952.

Guy: I have a magic watch. It tells me that you arent wearing any underwear right now.

Girl: Yes I am.

Guy: Oh, my mistake. It must be an hour fast.

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You underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

DSettahr's Homepage

*To the girl with no confidence walking by:

Hey baby, got low self esteem, or is that slouch in your back from tabercalosious?

*spelled wrong, i know.

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One day, after everybody else quits, I'll be the best.
Sith Mercenaries
^My site.

Please stop.

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

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"Church, women are like Voltron, the more you can hook up, the better it gets!"
-Tucker
Red vs Blue

Ph34r t3h Cute Ones

"Pagewizard said you rent by the hour, do you take American Express?"

Never leave home without it.

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Hahaha, clownsuit.

[This message has been edited by Gordon Farcus (edited January 09, 2004).]

Just walk up and kiss her. d00dz.

"Hey, I name my computers after girls who dumped me"

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I hate kids.

Dormouse, half of those just made it into my quotes file...




That sounds awefully familiar. Oh, wait, that was a jab at me! Veerry cleeveer. How long have you been waiting to crack that gem out?

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

You win.

har.

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"It's OK for us to randomly attack people!"
-BV

Guy: Are you from tennessee?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because your the only Ten-I-See

and my sister told me this one...

Guy [Already in conversation with the girl suddenly licks his finger wipes it on himself then the girl and says] Now lets go back to my place and get these wet clothes off...

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-If you don't know, then don't ask...

Snoopfighter, please don't test your pickup lines on your sister.

This thread sucks, by the way.

In before the lock!

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Duel Zero : Released the beta. Probably the end of it. Not to worry though, I'm working on Randsaber, which is a lot better.

dude some loser told it to my sister and she thought it was hilarious so she showed me... it was a comical atmoshpere not an incestial one... and this is my sister so you can understand why it happens to her...



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-If you don't know, then don't ask...

Wait, wait wait. Is this before I rush up and tell her all about my feelings for her or after?

On an unrelated note: what on earth is snoopfighters sister drinking?


[This message has been edited by Run (edited January 10, 2004).]

Bloody Mary?

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<A HREF="http://www.rot13.com" TARGET=_blank>Wnav "Xebxb" Ghbzvara
w_ghbzvara@yhhxxh.pbz</A>

she was on a cruise somewhere so she coulddrink alcohol and i believe that is a strawberry margarita i think...

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-If you don't know, then don't ask...

[This message has been edited by Snoopfighter2 (edited January 10, 2004).]

Dormouse, I love you. The linear regression through the scatter plot of my heart is pure farking genius.

Mine: "Lets have sex."

Nice, straight forward. Note- This is before you get slapped.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

Get your coat. You've pulled.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.

Baby you must be out of this world. Just call me Hubble cause you've got me telescoping!

*waves hand* You will sleep with me- err I'm sorry, forgot that only works on the weak minded.

Mm.. anybody ever told you you're set on stunning?

Doing anything tonight besides me?

You must be an alien cause you're out of this world. I come in peace..

I'm the guy your mothers all busted up laughing when they were going to warn ya against me but couldn't finish. So uh, your PC or mine?

Ignore the porn mags on the floor, here we can cover them up with your clothes.

Can I get your picture? You look just like the girl I've been stalking today!

Can my Clone Troopers invade your arena?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause' I can see myself in your pants.

Is that a keg in your back pocket? Cause' I'd like to tap that booty.

(Grab her butt) Is this seat taken?

Well, here I am, now what were your other two wishes?

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Stop thief! You took my breath away.

I'm a love pirate, and I'm here for your booty! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh.

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Well then, would you like to go upstairs and talk?

Pardon me miss, do you ever have sex with strangers? No? Well then allow me to introduce myself.

Are you free for a date tonight or will it cost me?

Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

Hi, my name is milk, and I'll do your body good.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Oh no, I'm choking, I need mouth to mouth quick!

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Are you a lumberjack? Cause' you're givin' me wood.

Your belt looks extremely tight, let me loosen it for you.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized?

My bedroom has a very interesting ceiling. Wanna see it?

Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Let's play "Titanic". When I say "Iceberg" you go down.

Excuse me miss, I'm a geneticist, and I've determined that if you and I had offspring we could create a race of indestructable super soldiers to preserve freedom. Ask not what your country can do for you, ask who you can do for your country.

Can I add a branch to your family tree?

I'm the bouncer, you can stay, but those clothes are gonna have to go.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

Actually I had success with a girl with this one... once...

"Um do you wanna go have sex."

She was like okay but she was worried there was gonna be a relationship. There was none and hey we got what we wanted... I only did this once and now I have a girlfriend who I love dearly the days of my playing like that are done. Just before I get jumped on

ok, I'm soooooooo stealing those. Thanks a million.
I'll use them when I'm back at uni.
I cant fail!!!!!!

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

"Hey baby, my name's GBK. Want to see my post count?"

After the first half, the person would have already walked away.

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You're entering a world of pain.

Pwned.



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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

ROFL!!!!
THAT IS GREAT!! No offense or anything GBK.
*still laughing*


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Madquack and Firbnic have a signature.
*Remnant Temple beta almost done*
Light And Darkness

Hey Snoop, I like your sister.

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Duel Zero : Released the beta. Probably the end of it. Not to worry though, I'm working on Randsaber, which is a lot better.

Does your sister wear contacts cause those green eyes are either the prettiest things I've seen or the most unnatural.

Help the homeless, Take me home with you tonight.


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Just b/c you're paranoid, don't mean that they're not after you!

"Post your sister's pic" thread.

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

I forgot how to take my clothes off, could you show me?


"I'm Phoebie"
"Phoebie, thats such a great name."
"You think thats good, you should hear my phone number."

^--Friends is great

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"Did you just say.....Birthday Party?...."