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Really really bad pick up lines
2004-01-10, 11:40 AM #41
If your left leg was Easter and your right one Christmas, could I take a holiday somewhere in between?

Funny... I thought love was further south...

Nice dress... it would look great on my apartment floor.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?

I'll stop before I get banned, but I know an archive's worth... plaese don't ban me... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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2004-01-10, 11:48 AM #42
Write "will you please go out with me?" on a note with no name and give it to a girl you like. Ruins many a relationship. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
DO NOT WANT.
2004-01-10, 11:51 AM #43
So many curves and me without a car.

How bout we make like a tree and have sex.

I'll be the farmer and you can be my hoe.

Lets play fetch, I'll throw you the bone.

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SAJN_Master had sticky Shift button - wrote 179 lines in CAPS.
Sample: [17:42] <SAJN_Master> Flexor
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-11, 7:17 AM #44
[on a piece of paper]

Do you like me?

[_]Yes
[_]No

Mark one!

[/paper]

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Roach - Steal acceptance, lend denial.

0 of 14.
omnia mea mecum porto
2004-01-11, 10:37 AM #45
nope those are her real eye color

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-If you don't know, then don't ask...
-If you don't know, then don't ask...
2004-01-11, 11:33 AM #46
she has green eyes????

That is unbelieveably attractive. I love greenies [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

And bluies, and dark browns too ahh hell.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-01-11, 3:46 PM #47
Yeah those green eyes they are the eyes of a soilder sorry I just finished playing Final Fantasy 7. She must have alot of guys notice them out of her pretty face they are probably the greatest quality.
2004-01-11, 4:01 PM #48
ahhh there just green eyes guys i like blue eyes personally

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-If you don't know, then don't ask...
-If you don't know, then don't ask...
2004-01-12, 6:48 AM #49
"My D&D group cancelled tonight.. so.. my parents' basement, or yours' ?"

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Applecore scowled. "What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?" -War of the Flowers
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-01-12, 7:16 AM #50
my woman's got green eyes

green eyes
Yeah the spotlight shines upon you
And how could anybody deny you?

...sorry

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<< start the revolution >>
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2004-01-12, 9:00 AM #51
*groan*

this is bloody awful.....



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2004-01-12, 9:10 AM #52
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:
*groan*

this is bloody awful.....</font>


Ahh, the "master" has fiannly arrived. So, tell us, oh "master", tell us your pickup lines.


Oh, wait, thats right. You dont need pickup lines. You just show up at their door and demand "whats yours".

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-12, 9:19 AM #53
GBK, you posted this yourself a while ago, hope you don't mind me using it..

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Usually posted by Pagewizard:
Ok, now, walk up to her, drop your pants, and start waving your penis around like a wild monkey. If she screams and runs away, she wasnt worth the time anyway....</font>


[http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Map-Review | Digital Core | The Matrix: Unplugged

Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-01-12, 9:41 AM #54
I dont mind. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-01-12, 11:15 AM #55
Thats so funny...
2004-01-12, 4:26 PM #56
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
Ahh, the "master" has fiannly arrived. So, tell us, oh "master", tell us your pickup lines.


</font>

You misspelled "finally." :P


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Most people regard me as the dark and immoral side of Massassi. At least I'm getting what I want out of life.
2004-01-12, 4:32 PM #57
That is just comical [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-01-12, 4:37 PM #58
1. Want me to give you some RAM from my hard-drive?
2. I lost my number, can i have yours?
3. I once had a roommate, but my mom moved to Flordia. (i know its from ghostbusters 2)
4. (and from Goldmember) Are you a clone of a angle? -no im not- are you sure you dont have a little clone in you? -thats so sweet,yeah im sure- Would you like to?

[This message has been edited by TQBinfinity (edited January 12, 2004).]
NightFire
2004-01-12, 4:45 PM #59
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS:

You misspelled "finally." :P
</font>


Aha! But no pick up lines from the master. Please, oh wise one. help us. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

Pick up line: Hmm.. I think my hard drive needs defragmenting.. Could you help me find the best sector?

^^^^
Really bad.
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[This message has been edited by happydud (edited January 12, 2004).]
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2004-01-12, 4:55 PM #60
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2004-01-12, 6:10 PM #61
-- Chanserv sets mode +a for You on channel #mybed

Chandoms work, always use protection when visiting strange channels..

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[Blue Mink Bifocals !] [fsck -Rf /world/usr/] [<!-- kalimonster -->] [Capite Terram]
Applecore scowled. "What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse?" -War of the Flowers
NPC.Interact::PressButton($'Submit');
Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-01-12, 6:21 PM #62
"I lost my doggy, can you help me find him? I think he ran into that cheap motel across the street."

"Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?"

"That dress would look even better lying in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor."

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-01-12, 6:26 PM #63
Guy: Are you Luxembourgian?
Girl: No. . .
Guy: Want some in you?

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[This message has been edited. Deal with it.]
[This message has been edited. Deal with it.]
2004-01-13, 8:47 AM #64
OMFG KICKBANKLINE!

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SAJN_Master had sticky Shift button - wrote 179 lines in CAPS.
Sample: [17:42] <SAJN_Master> Flexor
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-13, 9:03 AM #65
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Rod-Nog:
How bout we make like a tree and have sex.</font>


BEST PICKUP LINE EVER.


I used to have blue eyes. Now they're grey. ****ers.


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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"
2004-01-13, 9:06 AM #66
You turned my floppy into a hardrive. (if this too offensive, let me know, will take off immediately)

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"
obviously you've never been able to harness the power of cleavage...

maeve
2004-01-13, 9:11 AM #67
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Outlaw Torn:
You turned my floppy into a hardrive. (if this too offensive, let me know, will take off immediately)

</font>


LOL


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The Arcane Sith
2004-01-13, 9:20 AM #68
BEST PICKUP LINE EVER. <-- Thankyou.. ITS MINE LIEK OMGZ COPYWRITE TRADEMARK REGISTER AHASHDG!

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SAJN_Master had sticky Shift button - wrote 179 lines in CAPS.
Sample: [17:42] <SAJN_Master> Flexor
Someone wrote this over one of the urinals: "The joke isn't on the wall; it's in your hand." - BV
2004-01-14, 7:06 AM #69
I've been tied up for a year now.. im all outta mine.

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I felt like destroying something beautiful.
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