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2003-12-05, 4:59 PM #1
Ew.

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2003-12-05, 5:00 PM #2
Saw that yesterday. Made me cringe

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2003-12-05, 5:02 PM #3
btw it involves mutilation and cannibalism, for those of you who aren't sure if you want to see it or not. there are no pictures.

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2003-12-05, 5:05 PM #4
hmm...
odd

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2003-12-05, 5:05 PM #5
What a world I live in...

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2003-12-05, 5:16 PM #6
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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2003-12-05, 5:18 PM #7
*blink*
that scares me beyond belief

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2003-12-05, 5:29 PM #8
That is so ****ing wrong.

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2003-12-05, 5:34 PM #9
A Census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

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2003-12-05, 5:41 PM #10
Made me hungry...

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2003-12-05, 5:47 PM #11
After reading about some of the serial killers on CrimeLibrary and reading about the exploits of some Norwegian death metal bands, I'm quite happy to say that this article had no emotional effect on me.

What really bothers me is that today's legal system makes it possible that this guy will get off scot-free.

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2003-12-05, 5:51 PM #12
Its not cannabalism if its consentual. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif]

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2003-12-05, 6:26 PM #13
*takes a bite out of Bobbert's arm* you know you liked it....

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Man: Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister.
Woman: *gasp* Well, which one?
Man: All of them.
Woman: *gasp* Well, I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake!
Man: Yeah, well me too! And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofy!
Woman: Woofy?! You *****! Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
Man: That goat doesn't love you.............

[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited December 05, 2003).]
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2003-12-05, 6:29 PM #14
How do you figure?

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2003-12-05, 6:42 PM #15
If I recall, I remember reading a story some time back from another website of a Japanese man who, while living in Germany, murdered a woman (who did not want to die) and ate parts of her. He then returned to Japan, and is walking around free. In fact he is even somewhat of a celebrity in Japan.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2003-12-05, 7:22 PM #16
Nice to see people can find humor in that article... -_-

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2003-12-05, 7:31 PM #17
Holy crap !.

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2003-12-05, 7:40 PM #18
That is the most disturbing story ever. I've heard about it before, but I didn't read anything about the cutting that came before the man drank. Dammit, now I'm too disturbed to sleep. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]
2003-12-05, 7:47 PM #19
*begins to sing* Germany or Floridaaaaaaaaaaa! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Man: Baby, I've been sleeping with your sister.
Woman: *gasp* Well, which one?
Man: All of them.
Woman: *gasp* Well, I've been sleeping with your best friend Jake!
Man: Yeah, well me too! And I've been sleeping with your dog Woofy!
Woman: Woofy?! You *****! Well, I'm also sleeping with your pet goat!
Man: That goat doesn't love you.............
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2003-12-05, 8:29 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">He told me he had had the desire since he was a child to be slaughtered and eaten," he said. "He was very intelligent and I didn't see any sign that he was disturbed."</font>


. . . What?

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2003-12-05, 8:37 PM #21
He must not be very good at reading signs then.

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2003-12-05, 8:57 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Germany has no laws against cannibalism...</font>


How can there be no law against cannibalism in Germany?

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2003-12-05, 11:51 PM #23
Because they've never had a problem with it before?

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2003-12-06, 12:39 AM #24
There isn't one in Britain either - couldn't tell you about the US or Canada or Australia (or anywhere else there are massassians) though...

I'd read this whole story before - it's not pretty to say the least...

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2003-12-06, 12:50 AM #25
This killing could be viewed as "euthanisia" (assisted suicide...)

It's not really a murder, in my opinion.

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2003-12-06, 2:08 AM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GhostOfYoda:
It's not really a murder, in my opinion.

</font>


But still frickin weird...
2003-12-06, 2:26 AM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
*begins to sing* Germany or Floridaaaaaaaaaaa! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

</font>


hehehe.. Im thinking about calling this one in!

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2003-12-06, 2:26 AM #28
that sick man, he deserve, he deserves...............................................................................................(ponders evil things to do to him..............but then just sits down prays that that will never happened to anyone ever again..............then just cries

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2003-12-06, 3:18 AM #29
I had just always assumed Cannibalism was illegal since it involves eating another Human being, which is basically murder. Unless of course the victim is just as perverted, which seems to be the case here. Though, I wouldn't trust anything a cannibal says to be the truth... due to the fact they see others as food.

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2003-12-06, 3:23 AM #30
Also eating humans can cause medical problems (duh). Certain proteins in the body can make another human go crazy (mental problems) if eaten. Its just like Mad Cow disease where cows consumed pieces of other cows.

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2003-12-06, 3:42 AM #31
So that's where my arm went...

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2003-12-06, 3:43 AM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Echoman:
Also eating humans can cause medical problems (duh). Certain proteins in the body can make another human go crazy (mental problems) if eaten. Its just like Mad Cow disease where cows consumed pieces of other cows.

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I don't think this guy has any need to worry about going crazy...

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2003-12-06, 3:45 AM #33
Nope he's already beyond that.
2003-12-06, 4:02 AM #34
What im mostly scared of is the number of replies the guy got. 400!! thats insane. Also the kid came up and pretty much said c'mon and take me.
It sickens me.

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2003-12-06, 4:18 AM #35
You might want to read this (I'll stick an R rating on this for good measure, bad language, controversial content etc)

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2003-12-06, 4:32 AM #36
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"He told me he had had the desire since he was a child to be slaughtered and eaten"</font>
First thought that popped into my head when reading this: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight, I'll bet he did.

Anyone else think dude in the photo looked incredibly creepy? Like, remember seeing previews for that movie The Omega Code, where Basil from Austin Powers was playing the smilin' evil Antichrist? LIKE HIM.
2003-12-06, 5:26 AM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
*begins to sing* Germany or Floridaaaaaaaaaaa! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

</font>


OMG yes [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-06, 5:35 AM #38
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Anyone else think dude in the photo looked incredibly creepy? Like, remember seeing previews for that movie The Omega Code, where Basil from Austin Powers was playing the smilin' evil Antichrist? LIKE HIM.</font>


Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Just read the second link. I am so pissed off at the apathy of law enforcement here.

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[This message has been edited by dry gear the frog (edited December 06, 2003).]
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2003-12-06, 5:38 AM #39
I don't care how many times they were molested as children, picked on in school, or watched Ravenous, they're evil beings and I myself refuse to call myself human if they claim such a title. I pray to the creator that he rids the world of such robots (that's how I will think of them for now on) so that real human beings can continue to enjoy our lives without having to hear/read about such atrocities. These types of things disturb me to no end and I offer no prayer for their souls (if they really have any).

Life is beautiful and to all of those that don't see it as sacred, I pity you. You have and are a disease and I hope for a day when I no longer must hear/read of your kind.

//end of rant.

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2003-12-06, 5:48 AM #40
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