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Canada vs US an all out war
2004-01-18, 5:59 PM #1
Who would win? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] (just a lil fun Mystic) [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
2004-01-18, 6:00 PM #2
Make it more fair... Kansas vs. Canada.
2004-01-18, 6:01 PM #3
Taking into consideration that Britain and Australia would come into its defense...

I don't know. Never really seen a recent demonstration of Australian or British military power.

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2004-01-18, 6:03 PM #4
Dont aussies have dingos wired with explosives? One of those suckers will wipe out you're entire platoon ya know

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2004-01-18, 6:06 PM #5
Canada would make us go crazy with their Molsen Ice, their Hockey, and their EH?

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2004-01-18, 6:07 PM #6
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Dont aussies have dingos wired with explosives? One of those suckers will wipe out you're entire platoon ya know
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Plus beach ball-throwing kangaroos. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

Sorry, haven't figued out how to quote yet...

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2004-01-18, 6:09 PM #7
And we'd eat your brains.

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2004-01-18, 6:13 PM #8
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Yen:

Sorry, haven't figued out how to quote yet...</font>


Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">

Then end it with:

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Put what you want quoted between those tags.

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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-18, 6:13 PM #9
AHA!! FINALLY! MY THEORIES HAVE BEEN PROVEN!! CANADIANS ARE ZOMBIES!!!
CANADIANS ARE ZOMBIES!!!
CANADIANS ARE ZOMBIES!!!!

Muahahahaha!

Yeah.. Im gonna sleep now

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2004-01-18, 6:15 PM #10
Well, that's fine. You know, I'd love to delete my post, but apparently only forum leaders can do that now. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-18, 6:17 PM #11
Canada has pretty Navy. However, the other parts of the Armed forces aren't so lucky. This is why often Canadian destroyers are often sent into less friendly places to assist in the operations.

As far as balistics go, Canada is a nuclear disarmed country, as is most of the world. But we do control alot of the Uranium that the US needs to produce it's weapons grade plutonium. Canada doesn't produce such waste in it's nuclear reactors.

I imagine that the UK, Australia and the Rest of the Commonwealth would come to our aid. As would many UN countries.

I'd have have to fight for Canada, given that I am Canadian. I think we could do it, after all we've defended ourselves from US invaders before (well with great help from the First Nations Peoples. We got little help from Britian until the end of that conflict).

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2004-01-18, 6:19 PM #12
Canada would get its a** thoroughly and utterly kicked. No questions asked.

(Bush would probably accuse Canada of supporting terror and would use that as an excuse to invade. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] )

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2004-01-18, 6:24 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Taking into consideration that Britain and Australia would come into its defense...</font>


Whoa, who said the US would be attacking Canada? If Canada attacked us, whose side would they take?

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2004-01-18, 6:30 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by hinch1:
Canada has pretty Navy....</font>


[http://12.220.246.6/cooker/canadiannavy.jpg]

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2004-01-18, 6:32 PM #15
GBK, you're one letter short.

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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-18, 6:35 PM #16
I thought they floated on giant maple leaves?

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2004-01-18, 6:35 PM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
GBK, you're one letter short.

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I didnt do the job, Im just mirroring it... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-01-18, 6:39 PM #18
Psh, the americans would win. We would just send in the American Eskimos from Alaska disguised as Canadian Eskimos to sabatoge the Canadian defences.
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2004-01-18, 6:50 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Grashopper4232:
...the Canadian defences.</font>


You mean the boy scouts with pop guns? Or perhaps the girl scouts with toxic cookies? Oh, Im sorry, mildly distasteful cookies.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-01-18, 7:00 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by BobTheMasher:
Whoa, who said the US would be attacking Canada? If Canada attacked us, whose side would they take?

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Canada wouldn't attack US unless we already had backing of all those countries, and if we did it wouldn't be Canada vs. US it would be like...WW3.

And if we did for no good reason, yes of course they wouldn't go on our side.
2004-01-18, 7:05 PM #21
Actually since Australia has some kind of military alliance with the U.S. -unless- it was a war started by the U.S. invading Canada there is really no way to tell which side we'd join.

Likely neither [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-01-18, 7:22 PM #22
heh, US vs. Canada, that would be the biggest coo in military history

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2004-01-18, 7:28 PM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
Actually since Australia has some kind of military alliance with the U.S. -unless- it was a war started by the U.S. invading Canada there is really no way to tell which side we'd join.

Likely neither [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>


You kidding? With Johnny-boy at the helm, Bush could invade Tasmania and our government would support it. Of course, that wouldnt necessarily be a bad thing...

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2004-01-18, 7:31 PM #24
Didn't they make a movie about this?

Oh yeah, that was South Park.

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2004-01-18, 7:37 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by 7:
heh, US vs. Canada, that would be the biggest coo in military history</font>


Wait, how'd pigeons get involved? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-01-18, 7:39 PM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Wait, how'd pigeons get involved? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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Thats Canada's secret weapon.... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-01-18, 7:40 PM #27
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
Didn't they make a movie about this?

Oh yeah, that was South Park.

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And Canadian Bacon [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-01-18, 8:15 PM #28
If you only take the two countries into concideration, then the US would win.. but that isn't fair. In reality, unless things changed completely by then, every other country that is a part of the UN would most likely gang up on the US. So US vs Canada is like US vs the world.. in which case america doesn't really stand a chance.

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2004-01-18, 8:31 PM #29
I would really love to know the reasons of a war pitting the U.S. and Canada against each other that would make it necessary for either country to go through the U.N.

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2004-01-18, 8:40 PM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
I would really love to know the reasons of a war pitting the U.S. and Canada against each other that would make it necessary for either country to go through the U.N.

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Well, seeing how the canadian army isn't a very powerful force by itself, it would be extremely unlikely that canada would be the one starting the fight. Canada has no reason to be hostile, and even if it did, it would be a very stupid thing to declare war. Canada's strengh is it's allies. Going to war without them would be like bringing your toothbrush to a pistol duel.

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2004-01-18, 8:54 PM #31
[http://bcoy1cpb.pacdat.net/Crest_-_Canadian_Army_QC.jpg]

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2004-01-18, 8:56 PM #32
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Thats Canada's secret weapon....</font>

Actually, Canada's secret weapon is the moose... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
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2004-01-18, 9:08 PM #33
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
Canada has no reason to be hostile...
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And I suppose you have given the U.S. so many reasons to be hostile...

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2004-01-18, 9:30 PM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Roach:
And I suppose you have given the U.S. so many reasons to be hostile...

</font>


Well I imagine if they were attacking canada, they'd at least have a reason to other than to pass time.

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2004-01-19, 12:56 AM #35
Maybe in WWII but not in this day and age since out government pretty much made our military the way it is today.

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2004-01-19, 1:17 AM #36
Canada = Win.

Why? Drunken flying bomber beavers will destroy you all! RAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAW...
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2004-01-19, 3:13 AM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
they'd at least have a reason to other than to pass time.
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I wouldn't be to sure about that....



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2004-01-19, 3:36 AM #38
I think I've said this before, but I've heard that the US/Canadia boarder is the longest unguarded border in the world today.

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2004-01-19, 7:53 AM #39
Canada's position is incredible. It's one of the most overtly helpless countries in the world, yet they enjoy the good will of just about everyone! Only Australia could boast anything near this.

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2004-01-19, 8:53 AM #40
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
Likely neither [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>


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