However, were the border patrols to find out how much illegal substances I smuggle through that border, that would oh-so-quickly change.

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
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82nd and 101st Airborne vs. Canada


The 82nd and 101st would win and it would be quicker than Iraq.

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I am the god of dating! You will respect my authoritah!

"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature, and has no chance of being free unless made or kept so by the exertions of better men than himself." - John Stuart Mill

That was true, until 911.

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Eat the pudding.

Canada would win, in fact there are already plans in action to take out the US without us firing a shot...

why do you think Cretian steped down as prime minister, he was FORCED to do it as he was going to leak the plans... Martin will ensure the downfall of the US!

besides, who'd you beleive, the big bullies, or the nice guys next door.

and remember, We're bigger and on top, if this was prision, you'd be our *****!

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Inter arma silent leges

WE Brits are just looking for an excuse to bomb the americans.

Or otherwise, letting everyone else attack america, watch them get killed, and then Britain attack AMerica when its down and weak, and we take all the credit,
BRIT RULES THE WORLD

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"Do you remember telling me you'd hold me until you died (until you died)... well you're still alive"

"I just love it when you stick your tongue in my brain, darling"

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
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I predict that both Canada and Mexico will be a part of the United States of America by the year 2050 (as if we don't own them already). South America is next (all your rain forests are belong to our paper factories).

I must admit, you guys/gals do produce some great comedians.

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I would love to see a US-Mexico all out war thread, after all the Mexicans did win at the alamo....remember the alamo!

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nil nip nada zip zero naught lip zil

Canada will win simply because of the element of surprise... and with my leadership... after i take over of course... i will not only defeat the US but also make the US part of The Empire of Banland... then move on to the rest of the world...

AND THE WORLD WILL BE UNITED UNDER ONE FLAG... A FLAG OF B<NEWBIE>S

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wang is within all

....I dare you to come up here and say the US owns Canada. Your body will turn up in a couple of weeks.

Where does that even come from...? Is it because Canada is "so similar" or "just like us"?

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

Well, the Alamo was fought against the Republic of Texas, not the United States. And, a few years later, the US beat the crap out of Mexico in the Mexican-American War.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

very true

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

If at all... Lake Supirior is very deep...

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Ha ha, the "Republic of Texas".

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.

It was it's own country at the time. It seceded from Mexico

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.