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1 statement thread- shoul be fun
1999-11-25, 12:42 PM #41
..devious..
1999-11-25, 12:43 PM #42
..at best. They Involved...


(if I'm not mistaking this post puts the interactive story board at 1000 posts I feel so special!)
1999-11-26, 5:37 PM #43
the donut and some other contraptions.

Meanwhile, the dark archon and Mastadon were just finishing their own donuts...

[This message has been edited by Enchilada_Man (edited November 27, 1999).]
Enchiladas! Nice and Hot!
Enchiladas- I got I got!
1999-11-28, 5:50 PM #44
...and went back for two more...
1999-11-29, 9:21 AM #45
meanwhile Cherry of the PIE glactic time & space frudd association...
1999-11-29, 11:26 AM #46
**Walked into the donut shop, and ordered a dozen cherry filled donuts**

[This message has been edited by Twin Suns (edited November 29, 1999).]
- Twin Suns

[img]http://www.geocities.com/dark_maul_1999/twinsaber.gif[/img]
1999-12-01, 2:19 AM #47
..seeing this the Mastadon and Dark Archon..



[This message has been edited by jturcio (edited December 01, 1999).]
1999-12-01, 4:41 AM #48
...filled with a craving for something more than just boston cream.
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1999-12-01, 4:44 AM #49
So they went up to buy some cherry filled donuts, as well.
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1999-12-02, 2:25 AM #50
(oh well I've tried to turn tghis thing around :-) you know what they say if you can't beat em join em)

..The three saw each other and sat down and ate the donuts, meanwhile...


...A dark cloud was approching, evil was amisdt. The three would soon find themselves in confrontation with...
1999-12-02, 7:35 AM #51
...the evil dohnut monster...
1999-12-02, 8:35 AM #52
(not to be confused with the terrible 'cookie monster')
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1999-12-03, 6:31 AM #53
...who was looking menacingly at them. He took out his weapon a...
1999-12-04, 7:41 AM #54
..donut killer...
1999-12-04, 11:31 AM #55
yelled out, "FOOD FIGHT!!!" and started blasting the donuts with his weapon, spreading cream, glaze, and milkduds everywhere. Everyone in the supermarket went crazy, and started throwing around food.

Just then, the evil hamster man showed back up...

[This message has been edited by Enchilada_Man (edited December 04, 1999).]
Enchiladas! Nice and Hot!
Enchiladas- I got I got!
1999-12-04, 3:03 PM #56
...with the intention of snatching all the donuts when nobody was looking.
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1999-12-04, 3:11 PM #57
Until he was hit by a stray milkdud.
1999-12-05, 11:34 AM #58
It was then that the deranged hamster pulled out his weapon of terror!!!!!

"At last we will have revenge! BooWA HA HA HAhahahahahaaaa......."

he screamed as he pulled out his donut, placing it inside some type of a gun. As he was about to pull the trigger, several dark templars showed up out of nowhere!

(Obviously recalled by an arbiter that must have been nearby.)

[http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Aurora/3366/templar.jpg]

*Dark Templar Skin made by Miss Fire also*
Enchiladas! Nice and Hot!
Enchiladas- I got I got!
1999-12-05, 8:53 PM #59
bug suddenly appears in the room.

Hey! you didn't make that skin!!!

oh, wait, you mentioned that.

"nevermind" says bug, as he graps a few donuts and walks out.

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Good pitching can always stop good hitting and vice versa.
‹^› //‹{°;°}›\\ ‹^›
1999-12-06, 3:52 AM #60
..of course no one saw bug who left just as fast as he had entered...

..Meanwhile, a great battle had begun, now one was winning when suddenly...

[This message has been edited by jturcio (edited December 07, 1999).]
1999-12-08, 4:04 AM #61
[http://www.geocities.com/jturcio/saber2.gif]

..Kyle Katarn entered the supermarket with lightsaber drawn..

(BTW I just learned how to post pictures on this forum so... That is software mode if your wondering. I took that on my computer at work and not on the one that I have at home. :-)

[This message has been edited by jturcio (edited December 08, 1999).]
1999-12-10, 8:51 AM #62
..at the same instant a box of cereal was hurtling torwards the fully alert Katarn..
1999-12-10, 12:42 PM #63
Kyle's jedi skills go to work. with effortless ease, he slices open the cereal box top. Summoning the force again, he gets a cereal bowl, places it in front of him, lets the cereal land in the bowl.

As he is ready to chow down, he asks everyone: "got milk?"
Enchiladas! Nice and Hot!
Enchiladas- I got I got!
1999-12-10, 1:03 PM #64
One-of-the-many-dark-templars: that is why we have come. to serve. to destroy evil. to give you milk.

Kyle: Well, uh, yeah! Cool!

Same templar: Here is your milk, Jedi. Use it to defeat the evil hamsterman! Now, if you'll excuse us, me and my compadres have to return to our homeplanet Auir now, and help defeat this weird lady with spiky hair.

With that, all dark templars and the dark archon become engulphed in blue swirly light thingies; then they disappear. Kyle finishes up his cereal.

Kyle: Weird. OK, hamster man, let's see what you got!

He charges at Hamster Man, holding the milk over his head, then banging it on the hamster.

Kyle:YAAAAAAAA! TAKE THAT! AND THAT AND THAT!

Hamster: ow. hey!
Enchiladas! Nice and Hot!
Enchiladas- I got I got!
1999-12-11, 7:19 AM #65
Just then Aglar returned and said........

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Aglar, Lord of All that Is, Was and Will Be!

1999-12-11, 10:08 AM #66
..Hello! I'm here again...

..Both Hamsterman, and Kyle turned and looked
at Algar..

..What then happened was quite sporadic yet interesting, all three of them started to..
1999-12-11, 12:52 PM #67
...sit down and have Doughnuts with Milk.
Then the hamster grabed 5 doughnuts and...

[This message has been edited by JeDiBoY (edited December 11, 1999).]
"Enemy of my Enemy is my Friend"

"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!"
1999-12-11, 3:27 PM #68
RobX walks in, looks around, realizes he walked into the wrong room, grabs a doughnut and sits down.

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Planet Gamig
RobX no function beer well without


1999-12-11, 9:23 PM #69
..sat down with the other 3 and RobX..
1999-12-11, 9:30 PM #70
..A little party was starting to form..
1999-12-11, 9:35 PM #71
..with the group..

..the store manager finaly makes his way out of his very clean and dust free office and sees what has happened to his, used to be, clean supermarket..

..What happned next is beyond description..

FYI: The store manager is very short tempered, and no he did not sit down to eat donughts with the rest of the crowd.:-)
1999-12-12, 3:49 PM #72
Then Zuljin pulls out a box of cracker jacks upon entering the room.

Zul: OUCH! Damn, I just bit something hard.

He looks down to find a tiny ring. He puts it on and a beam of light emits from it.

RobX: Ahh, I see your schwartz is quite a bit larger than mine.

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Smiling he said, with a twinkle in his eye, "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna DIE!"
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
1999-12-13, 11:12 AM #73
died

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Planet Gaming
RobX no function beer well without

1999-12-13, 11:12 AM #74
died

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Planet Gaming
RobX no function beer well without

1999-12-14, 6:34 AM #75
Just then, Gollumguy enters the room.
Gollumguy: Oh, yeah? I have my own ring!

Gollumguy puts on his ring which makes him invisible. Grabbing some donuts, he leaves the room.

The hamster looks up with a confused look on his face. With his mouthful of donuts, he forgets all about his evil plan to save the world. All he can think about now is donuts.
Lightsabers are great for roasting marshmallows!
1999-12-14, 6:41 AM #76
Enchilada Man enters, bumping into the invisible rodian several times.

Singing Weird Al's "Taco Grande," which happens to be the name of his giant taco-shaped spaceship, (see neverending-story-thread) he eventually makes his way to the party table where all the others were.
Enchiladas! Nice and Hot!
Enchiladas- I got I got!
1999-12-14, 6:51 AM #77
A waiter comes up to Enchilada man.

Waiter: May I take your order?

Enchilada Man (to others): Well, there isn't a taco big enough for a man like me. That's why I order two or three! Take my tip and try a nacho chip- it's really good with bean dip!

Waiter: Uh, Sir? 3 tacos? nachos with bean dip? Is that all?

Enchilada Man: Of course not! Bring me something spicy and hot now! Give me a menu- what you got now?

Waiter leaves to get a menu, but on his way back, he is attacked by...
Enchiladas! Nice and Hot!
Enchiladas- I got I got!
1999-12-15, 3:02 AM #78
...the disgruntled manager! Weilding a donut, he continuously bops the waiter on the head.
The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
1999-12-16, 2:23 AM #79
..the waiter tells the manager to step out into the acid rain and everyone follows (donuts in hand). They then watch the two..

[http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Zone/1318/citybetter.gif]

[This message has been edited by jturcio (edited December 16, 1999).]
1999-12-16, 9:29 AM #80
...prance about singing:

"Singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!"
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