..then evrything turns evil, the store manager got a funny look on his face a took out a..

[This message has been edited by jturcio (edited December 19, 1999).]

..a mega gun and fired a..

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..massive..

mega-glob of goo at

double-post

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everyone in the building. Everyone started going crazy! Enchilada Man grabbed his...

...enchiladas and left the room using his jet pack.

"Adios!" he called out, waving his sombrero and leaving the supermarket through a hole in the roof.

..jet pack.. (following golumguys statement)

..he left the supermarket in vain and came crashing back down in the supermarket after..

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..a glob of that goo got into, and clogged the jetpack's exaust..

Store manager: You want be walking away from this one enchilada man!!!!

Enchilada Man: I guess you're right.

*Enchilada Man pulls out a small electronic pad and punches some buttons.*

Enchilada Man: I guess I'll just have to warp out.

*Enchilada Man is engulfed in some little flickering lights, and then vanishes. Back at his hideout, he watches the fight through his spy cam he secretly installed on the store's counter.*

Enchilada Man: Aaaaah...

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All of a sudden, a glob of goo hits the spy-cam and completely goofs the transmission.

Enchilada Man: Well, phooey. Oh well. I'll just check the news later.

*Enchilada Man walks over to his computer console and starts making some levels for Jedi Knight™ while Weird Al's Taco Grande song plays on his huge stereo.*

RobX woke up pet morris a little then went back to sleep.

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The trouble with the long run is in the long run everybody's dead

..Meanwhile, back at the supermarket..

...the evil store-manager...

...started eating the donuts!!!! Then the evil hamster man remembered his evil plan to save the world, so he......

...said, "HEY! I just remembered my evil plan to save the world!"

(ahhhhhhhhh this tread's been resurrected by someone or something...)
..So the evil hamsterman started his evil planning to save the world by..

...eating a donut, but the.......

...donut was taken by the sleepwalking Rob-X.

Rob-X (in his sleep): Dooonuuuts for Morriss... Yes, my Maaasterrrr Morrrissss. Mooore nutty-donutty-nutty donutss!

Hamster Man: HEY! Wake up and give me back my donut!

(non-story author's comment: Hey, it wasn't me who ressurected the thread!)

...give me back my donut or i'll...

...be forced to buy another one...

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and you'll have to pay for it!!!"
When he heard this deadly threat RobX.........

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...started looking at the pictures of Destructor's girlfriend on the DIiscussion Board.

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But the evil hamster man said, 'Hey I want that donut!!!!!' So RobX stopped staring at the pictures and grabbed his.......

.....cat. The now wide awake RobX throws Morris the cat towards the giant hamster.

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The Evil Hampster thought it to be an ordinary cat, so he caught it and started to play with it, then it...

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"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!" -JeDiBoY

...shouted out: "Hey! I'm no ordinary kitty you know. I'm a web cat!"

Hamster Man: "A FAT web cat!"

Morris: "Yeah yeah yeah. Forget about it. And let me keep the donut, Bub. It's MINE! You will have to get another one or just leave this place."

But the evil hamster man grabbed the donut and opened his mouth to eat it........

..... but then some jelly dripped off the doughnut, but it wasn't really jelly it was super-concentrated hydrochloric acid and it starting burning through the floor ...

(hehe the one-worders on this board always get to talking about doughnuts..)

...then he got off the bus...

...then the evil hampster ran away to the nearest doughnut shop and the clerk said
YEAAAHHHH WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!?!?
Evil Hampster: you got any glazed Dough nuts

he said NO WERE OUT OF GLAZED DOUGH NUTS!

Evil Hampster: well, you got any jelly doughnuts

he said NO WERE OUT OF JELLY DOUGH NUTS

Evil Hampster: well you got any bevarian(sp?) cream filled dough nuts?

he said NO WERE OUT OF BEVARIAN(sp)
CREAMFILLED DOUGHNUTS!

Evil Hampster: you got any cinnimin(sp?) rolls?

he said NO WERE OUT OF CINNINMIN ROLLS!

Evil Hampster: you got apple fridders?

he said NO WERE OUT OF APPLE FRIDDERS

Evil Hampster: You got any Bear Claws?

he said... wait a minute... ill go check...
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NO WERE OUT OF BEAR CLAWS!

Evil Hampster: well in that case, in that case what do you have?

he said all he has is this box of 1 dozen of starving crazed weasels.

Evil Hampster: oh ok ill take that...


(taken from Weird AL's 'Albuquerque')

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the super hadrapowered jelly stuff burnt down. The EVIL HAMSTER MAN said, 'NO!!! You ruined my evil plan to save the world. Now the world will be destroyed!!!' So everyone.......

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...went home to read this post again and find out how 'donuts' got involved

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"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!" -JeDiBoY

..When they found out, they started wanting to eat some more donuts, so they ran back to the.......

donut shop, but got lost and ended up in...

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"If you make it easier, it makes you lazier!" -JeDiBoY

..The cookie shop!! So they decided to buy some cookies instead, but.....

...A big fat cookie monster walked in...

But just as it was about to walk in, Kyle did Force Push on the door and it slammed shut. Then he quickly used the force to lock the door. "Whew" everyone said, but then they realized that the worst danger was inside to cookie shop, because.........

the baker pulls a fesh batch of incredibly evil loooking jagger toothed .....

Knives!! He threw them straight at Kyle!!!!