A.

The jar didn't know what to do, so he ran about the room screaming, while the assassin reached for a handhold to get himself down.

"Don't worry, my good ole Jar of Jam. This happens all the time. I sure hate it when my old war wounds start acting up again. Now you be a good little jar and grab me old arm here and pull me down."
The Jar reached for the assassin, and after 4 minutes and 32.982745 seconds of trying managed to get him down. Then they...

a) ran around in circles crazily for a moment
b) went out to abuse their new-found power, Juztyn-style
c) fell asleep
d) went to play Jedi Knight on the computer in the HQ office

...Went out to abuse their new-found power, Juztyn-style. While abusing their powers, the King of Bob (Titan A.E) came to take away their powers. He tried, and...

a. Started floating and floated into the sun. This caused a sword fight between the Sun and Bob (Titan A.E.)
b. Floated itno a nearby acid river.
c. mysteriously vanished.
d. started running around like a crazy maniac, sending the Assassin and the Jar of Jam running to keep their sanity.

...A sudden burst of light blinded them for 1.5423337 seconds, and when they looked up, the were now Pinky and the Brain. They decided to use
a.A jar of jam
b.a lock pick
c.a duck's excretory matter
d.a goose's excretory matter

to take over the world

[whisper]Psst, Hebedee, that is not one of the choices from the post before yours.[/whisper]

(Hebedee was ignored, he didn't do one of the choices) started running around like a crazy maniac, sending the Assassin and the Jar of Jam running to keep their sanity. But no matter how far the jar of jam and the Assassin ran, they couldn't keep up with their sanity. The sanity won the gold medal. The next world they tried to take over was:

a) Earth
b) Their Imagination
c) The world with plants that float in the air
d) The world where dogs walk on two legs and hold people on leashes.

..The world with plants that float in the air. When they got there, a giant plant rose above the ground under them, and picked the Jar of Jam and the Assassin way up high, and dropped them in the big pile of jello. This caused the big floating cheese chunky cow toaster of jello to get mad and chased after the Jar of Jam and the assassin. But...

a. The Big Floating Cheese Chunky Cow Toaster of Jello hade to make his chunk of cheesy jello pop out.
b. He got tired and sank into the planet for no obviouse reason.
c. he cracked his chunk of cheese .
d. The Jar of Jam and the Assassin caught a ride on the nearest plant and floated away, back to Bob where their Sanity decided to beat them up because they almost won the race to get the Gold Trophy.

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He got tired and sank into the planet for no obviouse reason. However the Jar of Jam and the Assassin didn't realise this and so they kept on running to the other side of the planet of floating plants where they found:

a) the jello again
b) a bit of rotting cow
c) an Australian (yeah, i'm australian)
d) a legendary scroll which included the meaning of life, the entire BASIC language and it's meaning and all mathematic problems compressed into 2 paragraphs of size 14 font.

...the jello again. He had sunk al the way into the planet, and all the way out the other end. They started running again, and the Jar of Jam started to...

a. float
b. sink into the planet just like the cheesy cow toaster what ever.
c. tripped
d. opend up and splattered Jam all over the cheesy toaster of cow cheese thing.

sink into the planet just like the cheesy cow toaster what ever.
As he was sinking, he started to consider what happened to the metal knife, was it

a) in his pocket
b) on the sun
c) stolen by that scruffy mexican assassin
d) **** this and try to find a way not to sink.

a.

The Jam grabbed his knife and threw it at the cow cheese thingamajig. Unfortunately, the knife came swirling back at him, so he...

a) handed the knife to the assassin who threw it...
b)gave up and died...
c)woke up and realized that he was having a dream...
d)ate magic purple-sized, eyeball-colored pills that made him grow to 8 times the size of the cow cheese whatzit.

a.
he handed the knife to the assassin who threw the knife at him and got stuck in him and he pulled it back out and...

a.) Killed the Assassin...
b.) Commited suicide...
c.) fell backwards off a cliff...
d.) gave him the cheap plastic knife...

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Fell backwards off a cliff, then while he was falling the jar of jam...

a) put more oxygen in himself
b) turned into a duplicate of excretory matter
c) ate himself because he was starving
d) played a game of poker

d.

Played a game of poker, with 7 old ladies, during the game he won a parachute which he

a: Hit the old ladies with
b: Tried to chew upon
c: Used and was amazingly saved while the 7 old ladies plunged dangerously to the Earth
d: Donated the parachute to the old ladies, which all 7 used, and then fell into the hands of Al Gore!

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b.

After chewing on it he decided to not use the parachute...instead he used

a. A Cow wuth a model rocket engine attached to it's forehead
b. a pair of sunglasses
c. The Invincibile (Final Fantasy 9)
d. A leftover float from the Thanksgiving parade (shaped like a piece of beef)




[This message has been edited by The Rabid Chicken (edited January 12, 2001).]

D.

Beef, it's what's for dinner.

He found it very difficult to chew the beef float though, seeing how he didn't have a mouth. The jar of jam then:

a) went back to playing poker
b) ran for homecoming queen
c) schemed to take over Swizerland with a rubber band and a power converter
d) jumped the nearest woman available