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A new one-word story
2001-04-17, 1:15 PM #41
China, who was already mad about the airplane thing, freaked out and started nuking Canada for no reason.

[This message has been edited by Wuss (edited April 17, 2001).]
2001-04-18, 7:49 AM #42
However, since Canadians are invincible, they just laughed and drank their beer. Then, they decided to all go skiing. China was infuriated that the canadians were not bothered by being nuked, so they started shooting nukes off like mad.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2001-04-18, 9:18 AM #43
10 Nuclear warheads hit Great Britian and sent it across the ocean and Great Britian became part of the U.S.A
2001-04-18, 10:15 AM #44
And then everyone died...

And then they all suddenly came back to life.
2001-04-18, 11:59 AM #45
and then all of a suddun the boy began to pick his nose...again.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-04-18, 12:13 PM #46
*looks around* this is getting verrryyy strange.

And found somthing hard. (here we go again)
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-04-18, 2:06 PM #47
So the boy hopped into his X-Wing fighter, launched his proton torpedo at the Evil Mushroom King, and blwe him to bits!
2001-04-18, 3:24 PM #48
And then everyone died again...

And then they all suddenly came back to life again.
2001-04-18, 3:48 PM #49
And by some strange coincidence Daniel, Carrier found that he had not, in fact, put his keys in his pocket, but left them on the kitchen counter.

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2001-04-19, 6:15 AM #50
So, Daniel went back to get them, but was killed by a drunk driver right before entering his house.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2001-04-19, 6:38 AM #51
And then the house burned down.
2001-04-20, 4:48 AM #52
Which is why you shouldn't pick your nose.

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2001-04-20, 5:45 AM #53
However, this story doesn't have a moral, and Daniel was glad he got ran over by a bus, rather than be burned to death.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2001-04-21, 2:49 PM #54
andthen suddenly out of the sky these big yellow ships came in. they began to shout through the interco that they were going to destory the world. and then douglas adams climbed to the tallest building and said..."give it up...Its been done."

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-04-21, 2:57 PM #55
And then a giant herring swooped down and ate the yellow ships!
2001-04-22, 1:53 PM #56
But the herring then exploded, so the menkies ran free, yelling WRAA!!!!
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2001-04-23, 3:19 PM #57
this horribly disgusted all the people of the earth and they up chucked at once, causing massive revulsion across the planet.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-04-24, 11:00 AM #58
Until the magic janitor cleaned it all up with a magic mop ans magic sawdust.
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-04-24, 12:00 PM #59
As soon as the magical items were used, all the people in the world got transformed into various varieties of pasta.
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2001-04-24, 1:47 PM #60
and it turns out that the ailens in the yellow space ships like pasta...

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2001-04-24, 3:58 PM #61
The people didn't know what to do, and the aliens started eating them.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2001-04-25, 12:54 PM #62
But the Vogons were chasing around all the people and then they all fell off a cliff and they landed in a wheelbarrow and the wheelbarrow went down a hill and it went through a loopdeeloop and then it went off a jump and all the Vogons landed in a well and they all got squished together and they turned into one HUGE Vogon the size of Uranus!

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"I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones." - Albert Einstein
2001-04-25, 12:54 PM #63
But the Vogons were chasing around all the people and then they all fell off a cliff and they landed in a wheelbarrow and the wheelbarrow went down a hill and it went through a loopdeeloop and then it went off a jump and all the Vogons landed in a well and they all got squished together and they turned into one HUGE Vogon the size of Uranus!

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"I want to be cremated so people won't come to worship at my bones." - Albert Einstein
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