[uncle-sam mode]
Then Cave_Demon walked into the bar, and people inside the bar, started suddenly disappear, Cave_Demon sat to the same table with Sarn_Cadrill, Sarn looked Cave_Demon a few seconds, stood up and said: "Excuse me, mister demon, i've got to use the ladies room...", Cave_Demon ordered a glass of beer and a pizza.
Cave_Demon was eating pizza, when sarn_cadrill returned, looked cave_demon and said:"Uh, cavey... where'd you get the money for the pizza and beer?" Cave_Demon pointed sarn's wallet, which sarn had forgotten to the table: "there..." Sarn took his cell phone, and called to the police of the massassi temple: "Uh, excuse me, Mr. polizei..."
"What?"
"Someone stole my monnay and bought a pizza..."
"I apologize..."
"No, you don't understand... I want YOU to arrest him!"
"I see... We'll be right there... Oh, who's the dude who stole your monnay?"
"Cave_Demon..."
Cave_Demon looked at sarn: "yes?"
sarn threw cave_demon with an apple:"Nothing, now sit down and shut up!" Cave_Demon did what sarn told him to, at the same moment he heard when Mr. Polizei yelt:"Cave_Demon? HOLY JUMPING MOTHER OF GOD, NO! I WILL NOT COME INTO SAME BUILDING WITH CAVE_DEMON!"
Sarn was a bit freightened: "Excuse me?"
Cave_Demon threw sarny to the showcase forum, into the missle thread, forced sarny to look at the missile, and said:"Doesn't it look a bit like a dil..." Mr. Polizei jumped through the roof window, and shot cave_demon, but because Mr. Polizei used shotgun, he killed sarny at the same time...
*** The End ***
[/uncle-sam mode]
Then Cave_Demon walked into the bar, and people inside the bar, started suddenly disappear, Cave_Demon sat to the same table with Sarn_Cadrill, Sarn looked Cave_Demon a few seconds, stood up and said: "Excuse me, mister demon, i've got to use the ladies room...", Cave_Demon ordered a glass of beer and a pizza.
Cave_Demon was eating pizza, when sarn_cadrill returned, looked cave_demon and said:"Uh, cavey... where'd you get the money for the pizza and beer?" Cave_Demon pointed sarn's wallet, which sarn had forgotten to the table: "there..." Sarn took his cell phone, and called to the police of the massassi temple: "Uh, excuse me, Mr. polizei..."
"What?"
"Someone stole my monnay and bought a pizza..."
"I apologize..."
"No, you don't understand... I want YOU to arrest him!"
"I see... We'll be right there... Oh, who's the dude who stole your monnay?"
"Cave_Demon..."
Cave_Demon looked at sarn: "yes?"
sarn threw cave_demon with an apple:"Nothing, now sit down and shut up!" Cave_Demon did what sarn told him to, at the same moment he heard when Mr. Polizei yelt:"Cave_Demon? HOLY JUMPING MOTHER OF GOD, NO! I WILL NOT COME INTO SAME BUILDING WITH CAVE_DEMON!"
Sarn was a bit freightened: "Excuse me?"
Cave_Demon threw sarny to the showcase forum, into the missle thread, forced sarny to look at the missile, and said:"Doesn't it look a bit like a dil..." Mr. Polizei jumped through the roof window, and shot cave_demon, but because Mr. Polizei used shotgun, he killed sarny at the same time...
*** The End ***
[/uncle-sam mode]
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