(Yet again i feel complimented. Gee massassi is a nice place.)

Using this distraction Alex, when he realized the tank threads were now on fire, simply let the tank float down the river of molten rock that this calamity had created. And he floated... He was bored.

Alex wondered if maybe this zombie apocalypse was meant to be, and that fighting the zany zombies was counter-productive to what was best for everyone. Looking down, Alex debated whether bathing in molten rock was a good last experience to have in life or not...

He decided to test this. He pushed She-Alex in..
"You *******!"

To his utter shock, his bewilderment, even a tad of his amazement, coupled with a teaspoon of shock-awe-wow, sprinkled with fear Alex watched his skin ooz off of his bones. But they weren't bones at all. Slowly the metal skeleton of a cyborg rose from the molten pile of slag, and Alex could what might quite possible be his now green neon eyes blazing furiously.

"Of course. How could I have forgotten!?" exclaimed Alex in his now 80's answering machine voice.
"I was sent on a mission to save humankind from the now ensuing Zombie apocalypse. But something happened. I went in for upgrades, to gain a low profile I was given this fleshy exterior, and within my first few minutes out on the street I tripped on the pavement and hit my head on that newspaper dispenser. A group of teenagers carried me into a nearby video game shop where my reboot somehow swapped my smooth millionaire playboy personality to a geeky video game addicted sweat-spot."

Alex looked down at the molten rock.
"well, I've had better days" Alex sighed.

(I don't really know what I'm doing. Was there a She-Alex? Because I don't care.)

Please seraph. Read the thread before posting. And have some thought.
Look- There was a She-Alex. Maybe read the thread before posting?
And you said yourself you don't care. So maybe put a little love into it?



He-Alex watched as She-Alex's near-molten metal body walked off mumbling something about saving the worldfrom machines. Then his rusted tankboat arriived at the "shore" of this lava river. He got off look around, and fell asleep.

Unfortunately, the Tiberium Empire monster did not also succumb to the slumber that enveloped Alex. And now, having eaten all nearby zombies but not yet satisfied its hunger, the Tiberium Empire monster focused in an its next victim...

The TE monster was about to eat the sleeping Alex, but stopped when Alex did not wake up. The TE monster waited a very very long time, before deciding that Alex was actually dead and moved off to find something more active...perhaps more zombies.

Soon after, the boat crash-landed by what appeared to be ground zero of the zombie outbreak -- the St. Reid 3-in-1 Hospital-Church-SecretGovermentBase. Alex woke up and decided to check the place out...