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If one morning you woke up...
2004-02-07, 7:59 PM #1
And everyone on the earth was gone..What would you do?

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If everyone in the world were smart There would be no stupid people.
2004-02-07, 8:00 PM #2
Well, finally no one would be around to condemn me for hiring a hooker, but.. Damn!

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Have a good one,
Freelancer
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2004-02-07, 8:01 PM #3
Ride a tank through a walmart parking lot while listening to ride of the valkeryies.

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mir·ow ( V ) Pronunciation Key (meer-oh)
Someone or something that possesses unfathomable awesomeness
2004-02-07, 8:03 PM #4
Why not just ride it through the Wal-mart itself? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Have a good one,
Freelancer
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2004-02-07, 8:03 PM #5
I would find some way to construct an extra large bomb shelter and stockpile everything I've ever wanted [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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If everyone in the world were smart There would be no stupid people.
2004-02-07, 8:04 PM #6
Good point [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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mir·ow ( V ) Pronunciation Key (meer-oh)
Someone or something that possesses unfathomable awesomeness
2004-02-07, 8:07 PM #7
Read, assuming my glasses weren't broken

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-02-07, 8:18 PM #8
Why not just go find some glasses?

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If everyone in the world were smart There would be no stupid people.
2004-02-07, 8:20 PM #9
Go skydiving. Without a parachute, from space.

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"It's OK for us to randomly attack people!"
-BV

o.0
2004-02-07, 8:26 PM #10
Treat the world like my own personal Vice City.

"Sorry, I need this!"

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it || The Link of the Dead
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-02-07, 8:26 PM #11
Post on Massassi.
2004-02-07, 8:30 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Read, assuming my glasses weren't broken

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Man! That was a good episode.



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Signatures are overrated.

"You can run but you will only die tired."
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-02-07, 9:22 PM #13
I'd probably run around naked and do all the stupid things I never got to do and when I get bored I'll kill myself.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-02-07, 9:24 PM #14
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Chaotic Ghost:
Why not just go find some glasses?

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It was from a Twilght Zone episode

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-02-07, 9:49 PM #15
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
It was from a Twilght Zone episode

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Or a simpsons/futurama (I forget which... probably both) episode, depending on how you choose your poison.

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And everything under the sun is in tune, but the sun is eclipsed by the moon...

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2004-02-07, 9:53 PM #16
That would suck.
2004-02-07, 10:30 PM #17
The Twilight Zone came first. The Simpsons and Futurama borrowed [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.
Pissed Off?
2004-02-07, 10:47 PM #18
I would eat my dinner in the living room.

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"And I listen for the whisper of your sweet insanity, while I formulate denials of your affect on me. You're a stranger, so what do I care. Vanish today, not the first time I hear, all the lies..."
"I'm praying for mayhem, I'm praying for tidal waves, I wanna see the ground give way, I wanna watch it all go down..."
2004-02-08, 12:08 AM #19
...Die of shock?
A desperate disease requires a dangerous remedy.

A major source of objection to a free economy is precisely that it gives people what they want instead of what a particular group thinks they ought to want. Underlying most arguments against the free market is a lack of belief in freedom itself.

art
2004-02-08, 12:15 AM #20
I would probably do everything I do everyday. Except much more things [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2004-02-08, 1:43 AM #21
Well if the Earth was gone, I would probally be dead as there is no oxygen left for me to breathe.

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Designers have dreams and great idea's, but the coders are who have to get their hand dirty and program everything, they are slaves to the designers will.

-Arkon
Free your mind, use Open Source.
2004-02-08, 1:45 AM #22
...And live my life alone? Till the bitter end? Hell no, Id end it right then.

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The future is here, and all bets are off.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-02-08, 1:50 AM #23
Wonder where the hell everyone went.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2004-02-08, 2:07 AM #24
I'd feel incredibly lonely

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Sweet irony...
/fluffle
2004-02-08, 2:10 AM #25
Be frightened to death if someone knocked on the door.

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-02-08, 2:13 AM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
...And live my life alone? Till the bitter end? Hell no, Id end it right then.
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Farewell, MaDaVentor. In our hearts, you'll always live on.
2004-02-08, 2:44 AM #27
Id definately just get a tank.. and just blow up stuff I always hated. BOOM! Take that SOE Headquarters! BOOM! Take that Bush Ranch! muahahaha.. I'd also go raid the offices of blizzard, and get one of the copies of Starcraft 2 they've been stockpiling for years.

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2004-02-08, 3:28 AM #28
'borrow' everyones stuff and take a couple of cars/tanks for testdrives

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Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-02-08, 3:30 AM #29
burn every single microsoft building, and dance on each one

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<Genki> oh, where are you going, with beards all a waggin, no knowin no knowin what bring dear Mr. Baggins, and Balin, and Dwalin, here down in the vally Ah ha!
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2004-02-08, 3:32 AM #30
sleep in

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-02-08, 4:58 AM #31
id explore everyones houses and look under their beds for old vintage guitars.

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America, home of the free gift with purchase.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2004-02-08, 5:05 AM #32
id play vice city!for real though...tehehe good bye everything my tank ill take out the walmart then MCDONALDS!!!AHAHAHahahaha..aha..agga..COUGHCough

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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs
2004-02-08, 5:08 AM #33
I'd probably clone myself. Many, many times over.

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The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
-- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, The Father of Rocketry
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2004-02-08, 5:32 AM #34
Well, if EVERYTHING on Earth was gone, I probably would be, too. So I wouldn't do anything because I wouldn't be here. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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Do you have stairs in your house?
Do you have stairs in your house?
2004-02-08, 5:39 AM #35
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
... because I wouldn't be here. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
</font>


An intriguing thought indeed

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I hate kids.
I hate kids.
2004-02-08, 5:44 AM #36
I would search for everyone on Google.

Ooh, then I would go to all of the car dealerships in town and test drive lots of fast cars. Then maybe I would run one into a tree to kill myself.

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke
"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov
"You can't be brave without being scared first." - Joan of Arcadia

[This message has been edited by Bobbert006 (edited February 08, 2004).]
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-02-08, 5:48 AM #37
I would wake up, and get ready for work, then comment on how wonderful the drive it is on my way to work. Then sit around at work commenting on how quiet it is not to have angry people calling in for Tech-support.

Eventually I would probably just go rambling, work my way back to my car (the 1954 Chevy); fix it up, and then just drive around the word, taking what I need from where I could get it and enjoying the scenery along the way!

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"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”
2004-02-08, 5:50 AM #38
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">...And live my life alone? Till the bitter end? Hell no, Id end it right then.</font>


Why don't you end it right now? Cuz you're still gonna die alone with or without people around you...

Haha I'm just playin, just too good of an oppurtunity to pass up.

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My Tracks
2004-02-08, 7:30 AM #39
The Super-Walmarts practically /are/ self-contained bomb shelters.. they just need a standing army and they could so seriously secede from the union, it's kinda scary.

Hm, i guess one could always go to the nearest church and dance nekkid in front of the altar until you get attacked by a group of radioactively deformed undead zombie cultists..

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Also, I can kill you with my brain.
2004-02-08, 7:46 AM #40
I'd raid the pie-making factories, eat all the pie, then build myself a house out of banana cream, then build an altar for worshipping all pies out of diamonds and rubies....


...what?

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"I like pie alot.
Thats why i look like a pie.
With banana cream."

-Unknown artist
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