Call the Allies the Axis is getting alittle out of control... Sorry I know its bad but I had to take my jab at it.

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Don't be unwise judge me not by my size. You wont believe your eyes watch the xwing rise!

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis

Now it's getting interresting!

First of all, I'd go steal alot of money from rich people who don't need it. I'd probably steal a few cars too just for the fun of driving around with them a bit. I'd use the free time to get in shape a bit. (free gyms!!) I'd travel around north america a bit with my new car(s)...

And then I'd probably embark on a long crusade to feed everyone's fish while they're gone.


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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

Find a way to start WW III....either that or drive a tank through every building I felt like destroying.

What if everyone permanently disappeared except for one person for every 1000 miles (alternating male/female)? And the remaining people are all between 15 and 25?



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Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men: courage and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of old men are the vices of peace: mistrust and caution. It must be so.

-Laurence of Arabia

Actually, the only imaginable outcome of that situation would resemble a post-apocalyptic B-movie. Scratch that idea.

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Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men: courage and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of old men are the vices of peace: mistrust and caution. It must be so.

-Laurence of Arabia

Can anyone say Z for Zachariah?

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Check out updates for my editing work at the Shadow Jedi Academy.

Read it. Enjoyed it.


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The Earth is the cradle of the mind, but one cannot stay in the cradle forever.
-- Konstantin Tsiolkovsky, The Father of Rocketry

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America, home of the free gift with purchase.

Steal all the shadow governments secret documents, and lock myself in their secret, undestroyable lair, with all the weapons I could find, and make crazy demands or I would nuke all the worlds major cities

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Happy "Diseased" dud: You said I'd be like this guy. Boycotting everything..
Happy "Diseased" dud: ted kazcnisky. That's who it was.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wait, That's the unibomer.
Happy "Diseased" dud: Wrong guy.

Eat Ramen, cause that's the only thing I can cook.

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

Wonder what the hell is going on, get in a state of denial, see if i can enjoy the only other pleasures in life without people, and most likely kill myself in the end.

The glass is only half empty, by the way.

With the new spin, I'd steal some money, take some tanks\airplanes\guns, build a fortress, and when everyone comes back I'll try to start WWIII.


I'd still have my clones of hot women, though.....

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

If I knew everyone would come back after a year, then I likely would travel the world, break into Area 51 and see what's in there, see all the top secret stuff in the pentagon, and then go about running around and disabling every single nuke in the world, and getting rid of all the WMD's in the world, U.S. included. Granted, when everyone came back, they could just make more, but at least this buys us some time.

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*Joren, Legend, Alleged Egomaniac, Thread-Killer, 2-time Ban Recipient, and 6th Grade Spelling Champ*

1) Go to the JUN Performance Shop in Los Angeles.
2) Take the JUN Supra.
3) Peg the speedometer (255mph) on every major southern california freeway. The 91 freeway would get violated the most.

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"Life is like a vending machine, sometimes you don't get nothing."

Race around with cars, blow up things, sleep in the best hotels, eat the best food, and try to learn how to pilot a space shuttle to see where Correction has gone to.

Good intentions... unfortunately, when everyone comes back, they'd all be pointing fingers at eachother and there'd probably be a war. Better not take away their toys.


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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

Yeah, but at least they wouldn't have nukes.

Wars are going to happen anyway, like it or not. Better to not take away habitable earth in the process...

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*Joren, Legend, Alleged Egomaniac, Thread-Killer, 2-time Ban Recipient, and 6th Grade Spelling Champ*

good ol' Baulder's Gate

I would probably die, get eaten by some wierd animal. How would you drive w/o gas? You can't buy gas withour money. And who will process the gas! Ohhh no Dooom. How will you use your computers without someone monitoring the power plant. Who will help you make clones(you would die before you made one yourself). What TV would you watch without any actors or cartoonist. How could you stay sane when no one can give you drugs. How can you learn to make some drugs when you can't learn anything from anybody. Holy ****! Who will you laugh at when all people are dead, animals! No they will leave THEY WILL LEAVE. Who will feed your http://dir.yahoo.com/Science/Biology/Zoology/Animals__Insects__and_Pets/Complete_List_of_Animals_by_Name/Complete_Listing/ when you sleep in! How will you have enough time to have fun when your all alone. Who will put you out when you catch fire!!!! Tell me!!! Who would save you from your burning house when you realize no one can tell you not to play with matches. What would you do EH!!!!! who would fix the server @ Massassi when no one can! How will you get off this mofoin' planet when you can't operate a space shuttle by yourself. What is the point of living when their is no point to dying. Huh you tell me! Who will you pray to when I am dead. A rock noooooo for the rocks are out to get you man!!!!!!!!!!! they are out to get you!!!!!!!!

Who will over analyze when I'm dead? Thought so.

(I'm not crazy)



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*Bjorn*
muhahahha FIRE!!!!!!!! >:) ;(.
hi

I would speed all over the highways, "borrow" an F-16 fighter or something and play around in it, and if I couldnt figure out how to land it, I would just eject out of it and parachute safely down to Earth like I have done so many times in BF1942.

I would also raid Wendy's and Taco Bell and steal all the hamburgers and Chalupas (chicken with nacho cheese, mmmmm). And if it gives me diahrea, who cares? I can crap anywhere I want without hesitation. Bahahaha.

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"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

Id eat. a lot.

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Madquack and Firbnic have a signature.
Remnant Temple Part A beta test.
Light And Darkness

go induldge in a lot of laura secord ice cream and chocolate..and cheese..hmm

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[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]

Oh... there's one other thing I'd do I forgot to mention:
Find cats and start a "shaved cats" collection. *BZZZZZZ*
Hoooah. Giggitygiggitygig.

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." - Proverbs 27:17

The Giant Internet IC Masturbator - Index of IC pinouts
Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code (NEC) Online - Don't do wiring without consulting it. OR ELSE!

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited February 11, 2004).]

I'd probably set myself up so that when everybody returned, I'd be "the world's hedgemon", all by myself! Forget the one-man army, I'd be the one-man superpower! I'd probably use my newfound power to hold everything else in balance and reduce conflict, though...

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Nes digs around in the trash can.
Nes finds a hamburger!
Nes puts the hamburger in his backpack.

If everyone on Earth were gone......I'd gather all of the advanced computer systems, and benchmark every game made, and then I'd casually walk into the VALVe offices, and grab up whatever is done of the HL2 game, and then I'd go to ID headquarters and get whatever is done of DooM 3, and have myself a time. Then, I'd start developing multiple personalities so I didn't get bored, and resolve to pr0n for all of my lovin' needs....

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-Emon

Public urination on a massive scale

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"Our hero chucks a few rocks..."