If everyone on Earth were gone, that would include me.. wouldn't it?

Yeah. Someone else said that.

[This message has been edited by moneyobie (edited February 08, 2004).]

A Simpsons post-apocalyptic episode reference? Naaah.

- Grow some stubble, wear an eyepatch, and start referring to myself as Snake Plissken in the third person.

- Find a compulsory furry rodent (or at least some kind of inanimate object) to have as a sidekick (GO FOR THE EYES BOO!).

- Assemble a high quality home-theatre, watch plenty o' DVD's and listen to some good music (Provided there's still electricity).

- Violate traffic laws.

- Go exploring the vacant presidential castle or other off-limits sites. Swing across chandeliers, that kind of stuff. Dig up files labeled top secret.

- Travel the world. See empty places. Never have to wait in lines.

- Train a squad of pigeons (alternatively ferrets) to go and find me neat hard to find stuff.

- Once I get bored, fly myself to Australia (can't be that to find hard, can it? ). Live among the koalas and wombats, training them in the arts of guerilla warfare in order to overpower other marsupials, eventually creating an intelligent strain of Combat-Wombats for world domination.

[This message has been edited by Daeron the Nerfherder (edited February 08, 2004).]

If everyone was gone?

I'd do whatever the hell I felt like doing.

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Death to all who oppose me!

Well, I'd definately have to do this after dinner.

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"And I listen for the whisper of your sweet insanity, while I formulate denials of your affect on me. You're a stranger, so what do I care. Vanish today, not the first time I hear, all the lies..."

The problem with having fun and doing your thing... With no people theres no control over power facilities, trains, planes, ships, barges, missle silos, etc. Planes will fall out of the sky, trains will crash into each other and derail, ships will crash into the shore, power plants will shut down or explode... With no power, theres no refidgeration. Frozen food in corner and grocery stores will heat up and start to rot. Not to mention fridges in private homes, there wont be very many places one can go without the terrible smell of rotting food....

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

I would... set up cameras in all the girls lockerrooms worldwide... just in case...

Oh, and then id drive fast cars WITHOUT SEATBELTS BABY... and i would... drink cold drinks and set them down on glass tables WITHOUT COSTERS BABY... Then i would.. smoke indoors, blow alot of stuff up, anything that is expensive or fattening, and pretty much dress in pimp clothing and go around wacking things with my pimp stick until I am a wretched old man with obviously nothing left to life for, at which point i will launch a rocket into space, with me in a space suit on the top... see how long I last...


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If i had a nickle for every time someone called me a dumb*ss, id go out and buy me a sh*tload of video games.

^Holy ****.

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.

Id go to VALVE HQ and find a copy of Half Life 2 only way I think I'll ever get to play it nowadays!

ZERO1979

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AQUATAINE
-Played our first gig. We rocked, had the biggest crowd of the night and raised £270 for Epilepsy Action.

AQUATINE is: Jamie, Tom, Liz and Matt (2004)

Mourn, then search for people.

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My Daily Ramblings
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

I'd probably laugh because all the people I hate died and I lived. And then I'd cry because all the people I liked are dead. Then I'd shrug it off, and blow something up.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

Let's see...
1.) Wet myself, pass out, wake up and wet myself again, pass out, etc.
2.) Once I recompose myself, I'd go dance naked on top of the police department.
3.) Go dance naked in the fire department.
4.) When I got bored, I'd invade Canada.
5.) Wizz of the CN Tower.
6.) Come back home and chuck pennies at gophers.
7.) Die, because I'd eventually run out of food and starve. (Although I could always eat my dog. Mmm... dogburgers... *drools*)

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." - Proverbs 27:17

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Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC information
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There'd be enough canned and dried food in a grocery store to last you a long, long time.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

And then you move on to the next grocery store.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

I'd go find out where everyone in my school lives and go visit there houses. I'd snoop around in there rooms looking for anything exciting.

I'd then go the the movie theatre and watch some movies, then I'd go turn up Wayne Newtons stereo and dance naked in his house. Hehe, then I'd drive to the white house and spraypaint "PWNED" onto the oval office.

I would then go find an AK47 and trenchcoat. No, I'd do that FIRST. Then I'd just run around shooting things. bang bang.
I'd go find Asimo and hang out with him when I got bored.

I'd go do the things I've always wanted to do, like blow up a building and steal a cop car. Ummm.... then I would... have a blissfully blissfullly happy time with the world as my playground. Wow. All of the sudden I really really want everyone in the world to dissapear.
Too bad there aren't any hot chicks to help re-populate the earth though... that kinda sucks... BUT I won't get lonely cuz' I'll have asimo. ... wow. This would make a hilarious flash video. *starts writing a screenplay*

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis

Exactly.

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

I'd clone a beautiful women from remains and re-populate the world with my amazingness

Oh, and before that I'd probably drive around in the most expensive car I could find...

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Fragment Thoughts consume my vision.

Now when you say "amazingness"...

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." - Proverbs 27:17

The Giant Internet IC Masturbator - Index of IC pinouts
Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC information
National Electrical Code (NEC) Online - Don't do wiring without consulting it. OR ELSE!

I'd go back to bed.

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WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUT!!!
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I want to go places where I would normally not go!

whatever they are...

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I would go find a warehouse for some computer hardware site and build a $1,000,000 system.

ohhhh

*drools*

hmm..but would there be still an internet?

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assuming that everything is still the same except the fact all humans are gone (electricity working, ect) i would take my moms keys...wait, i think id take my dads keys as its a huge car not a wimpy break down car, and then id drive across the street.

There, i would find my neighbors keys to his Ferrari. i would then drive it at ridiculous speeds to the nearest grocery store, and pick up all my favorite foods and drinks. i would then drive across the street to blockbuster and grab all the games and movies ive wanted to see and play. following that, i would drive to wherever i could buy a portable fridge, and stick all my food items in it. next stop, best buy. take a buffet of CD's for my new hot ride, and then proceed to look in the glove compartment for a map on how to get to different places in the united states. but before i started my road trip, i would buy (edit, why did i say buy?) a bunch of ferrari books in case it broke down and i needed to know how to fix it...if thats possible, if not id just take another car.

When i got tired (if) of the ridicuously fast ferrari, id go back and do everything again but with a nice big Suburban. and the next stop after picking up manuals would be guitar center to deck up, but id probably pick up a trailer on the way as to fit amps and drums too. then i would drive to reliant stadium set up there and play ridiculously loud for hours on end. then i would drive to the nearest gun store, load up, go to my school, and run down the halls firing a fully automatic machine gun for the joy of it.

man, now i want everyone to dissapear...

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America, home of the free gift with purchase.

[This message has been edited by drizzt2k2 (edited February 08, 2004).]

You do realize, dont you, half of the cloning process requires a living woman.... And, of course, with a living woman, you could repopulate the earth the old-fashoned way...

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The future is here, and all bets are off.

No... But i could have the satisfaction of knowing I have built the most powerful rig in history bwahahahahH!

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Maybe I could get some sleep. It would be a pretty damn peaceful existence. No one to boss you around for once, no obligations, no struggle to make a living for yourself.

Because you've got everthing you need. Food. Water. (lots of) space. (Lots of) shelter. And you've got everything you could ever want. (Video games! music. Cars. Weaponry.)

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

If the entire world's human population (except me) were to disapear, I would probably try what I could to build another sentient race, with me ruling! I would possess all of thw world's resources, and thus I would be able to rule unquestioned, because I would be the only one to know "everything"! (at least, I would know the most)

I wouldn't own a "rig"... Those are too wimpy! I'd go ahead with IBM's plans to create an ultimate supercomputer, using over 1,000 1Ghz G5 proccessors! (This plan of IBM's is true as I heard, and the reason for this is to drive the price down, by building a whole series of them...) $1 million?! are you crazy?! a Cray YMP C-90 supercomputer (the standard for supercomputers today) are $5.5 million apiece! If you're the only one arround, there's no reason to be conservative with your materials!

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Nes digs around in the trash can.
Nes finds a hamburger!
Nes puts the hamburger in his backpack.

find some lotion, a magazine, and it will be just me and my hand for life.

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

^ That's just... creepy. Yes. The AOL people would still be around and would have sole proprietorship of the internet.

Oh, wait. That's what hell would be like...

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"Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend." - Proverbs 27:17

The Giant Internet IC Masturbator - Index of IC pinouts
Catalog of Electronic Components - Complete IC data sheets
National Electrical Code (NEC) Online - Don't do wiring without consulting it. OR ELSE!

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited February 09, 2004).]

Learn to farm.

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Check out updates for my editing work at the Shadow Jedi Academy.

I'd post about it on massassi.

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis

Probably hitch it across the country looking for more people, and, assuming I am truly the last surviving human, would kill myself after a week or two.

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I have a signature.

You don't need a living woman to clone, just DNA.

I would clone Pam Anderson, Carmen Electra, Amy Weber, and Catherine Bell and have some fun.....assuming I knew how to clone people. If not, then I'd be real bored.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

And get Hepitis C? Ok have fun.

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In Tribute to Adam Sliger. Rest in Peace

10/7/85 - 12/9/03

Good point. Scratch Pam. Hot AND healthy ones only.

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Kids must be shot by Monday.

Honesty tests for workers can't be trusted, report says.

Psychopaths are unpredictable.

Jay Leno's Headlines > Everything

Reminds me of the opening of "28 Days After", when the guy wakes up in the hospital, and everyone is GONE.

If it were me, I probably would feel like I missed the boat, although I would be stupified that it was everyone that was gone, and not just some people. Kinda going into Revelations there, and no, I do not think all Christians will get picked up before the end times, despite how some Christians delude themselves that that will be the case, despite anything Biblical to support EVERYONE being taken away.

Anyway, I would probably be very lonely, and sad, but would live out the rest of my life as the last man on earth. I got a very good imagination as it is, so I have no worries about keeping myself entertained.

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*Joren, Legend, Alleged Egomaniac, Thread-Killer, 2-time Ban Recipient, and 6th Grade Spelling Champ*

Watch pr0n all day...

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"

Ok to put a spin on things, with everyone already gone, everything remains intact for 1 year. After which everyone would return, What would you do?

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If everyone in the world were smart There would be no stupid people.

I would drive/fly all of America's tanks, artillery, planes, and nuclear ICBMs to Canada. Then after the year was up, Canada would be the world's superpower, and everyone would be like, "wtf?".

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

After I recovered from my initial shock, I'd probably go out and do a few things I wouldn't have done beforehand.

Of course, I'd have only a matter of time before the no-longer-existent society's infrastructure crumbled into uselessness.


-Fox

I'd assemble a droid army so that when people came back I'd enslave them all and proclaim myself king of the world! Bwahahaha!

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis