http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I got what I thought I would got....

Took the test before. Ended up in Purgatory.

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"LC Tusken: the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot"
NMGOH || Jack Chick preaches it

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High

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"Music is the universal language and the
dialect we speak in is Hip Hop!" - King Solomon

"Do you own or plan to own a flashy sports car or an SUV?"



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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

Wait a minute. I answered everything "correctly", and I still ended up in purgatory!

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

[This message has been edited by Emon (edited March 02, 2004).]

Cheating on a test is a sin

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Uhhm, I'm in Limbo. That's not fair, just because I'm not Christian. Still, it's better than I thought I would score.

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


What the?!?! I haven't done ANYTHING. I'm like a straight edge little school boy, and I get sent to the 8th level of hell?

My CCD teacher is like "Have sex, go to hell, masturbate, go to hell, gay...hell."

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!

Level 1. Actually not that bad.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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Roach - Steal acceptance, lend denial.

0 of 14.

Oh yeah :-D.

I made it to purgatory.

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I got level 8. Yay I'm right there with Spawn!

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"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


I am happy I made it this far! Me and Socrates could think all forever long!

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When you expect the pain - nothing left to ascertain
When you respect the lie - Deadly chasm open wide
---Circle of Dust "Chasm"

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I wrote a 5 page report on purgatory. It doesn't exist, but according to the test thats where I'd be...

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis

The test seems to imply that you should give your wealth away and never have anything for yourself. But if everyone did that, then the poor people would be rich and the rich people would be poor.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

Level 7. Gee, didnt see that coming.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

It said I'd never die.. and that I was actually the rebirth of Jesus.

Cool.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


Just wow.

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There is no signature

Limbo here. Not that bad, at least I'm not being ripped apart or anything.

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<Glyde> but.. you can't pick pickled peppers, even if a pickled pepper picker could pick pickled peppers!

I got put in Limbo too.

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please *

Purgatory.

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"A film is - or should be - more like music than like fiction. It should be a progression of moods and feelings. The theme, what's behind the emotion, the meaning, all that comes later."--Stanley Kubrick

I got to the purgatory, but i still think this test is pretty stupid.

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"Run Away!"

somehow i expected worse



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"I like my women how I like my coffee, in a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard

First level. 0_o I though a few of the things I checked would be "instant" super ultra hell. Like not believing in God... But meh.

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Massassian since: March 12, 2001

[=-"The hardest thing is to forgive, but God does;
Even if you murdered or robbed, years wrong, but God loves;
Take one step toward him, he takes two toward you;
Even when all else fail, God supports you." - Nas-=]

I can't understand the questions reguarding people's money they earned. Er, how isn't it their right to do whatever they want with it? I mean uh, it sure is nice to give some of it away, but I've never considered not giving away to be a sin, only lack of a good deed. It's like whoever wrote that page was saying, "Make money, GO TO HELL!"

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

Am I going to hell? Apparently not! I thought I was. Whew!

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I am Darth Slaw.
The Dark Lord of the Sith,
And part of the Nightfire mod team

I'm in Purgatory.... although I think it would be funny to be in the 5th level, knocking each other upside the head for all eternity.

Stop looking for a debate.

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.

Actually I was more mocking the test, because I don't really see anyone else holding to such strict guidelines, but it is provacative of a debate.

Oh, and level six.

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Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

Oh definitely, never even a question

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"Buildings that we have created to be aesthetically pleasing are slaughtering birds."

Level 6. I doubt the whole not believing in God thing worked on my side. This isn't really an 'are you going to Hell' test as it is a 'where in Hell are you going' test for most people.

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Bliss is ignorance.

Level 7. 7 is the lucky number...

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Snail racing: (500 posts per line)
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An exile of the Soviet Massassi Regime

I'm in limbo. When I took this test over a year ago I was in the 8th circle of hell, so I guess the test figures I've been doing a little better these days.

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

haha. that's funny. But I have two things I want to say:

Okay, what religious point of view is this coming from? I thought Purgatory was just a Jewish thing, but I also know Jews don't believe in Hell.

Also, if this guy is serious about this quiz, won't it put a black mark on HIS record since he is passing Judgement and that is God's duty?

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.

The test says I'd be in Purgatory, but in truth, I'd be in Limbo, since I'm a nonbeliever.

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Superstition brings bad luck.
-Raymond Smullyan, 5000B.C.

5th

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1 of 14 | 6-16 Never Forget. | Click.

Level one of hell actually sounds kind of nice. A little depressing, but only marginally worse than purgatory.

Hanging out with the greatest philosophers of all time is nothing to spit at.

Do you believe in God?

where is the "maybe" option?

and i took more than ten minutes becaus ei had the window open for a couple of minutes before i took the test... i'm not retaking it

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wang is within all

Purgatory.

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"Why aren't I'm using at these pictures?" - Cloud, 4/14/02

Hey, with all these guys, Purgatory can be fun

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Prowling out of the tundra, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Outlaw Torn! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to hump you until you scream like a banshee!"