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Are you going to hell?
2004-03-03, 12:44 PM #81
Why not? Maybe it would have never happened had he not said anything! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-03-03, 1:50 PM #82
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Checksum:
Level one of hell actually sounds kind of nice. A little depressing, but only marginally worse than purgatory.

Hanging out with the greatest philosophers of all time is nothing to spit at.</font>


I dunno, I bet the depressivity would get to you after a while. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]
2004-03-03, 1:54 PM #83
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gebohq:
Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food?

Huh?

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If you answer yes, you're a glutton. If you answer no, you're lustful. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Stupid quiz. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
2004-03-03, 2:09 PM #84
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Thrawn42689:
If you answer yes, you're a glutton. If you answer no, you're lustful. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Stupid quiz. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>


Welcome to the wonderful world of dogma!

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2004-03-03, 2:34 PM #85
Correction seems to be the only other person who's going to the fifth level with me. Wait isn't God wraithful too?
2004-03-03, 2:37 PM #86
Level 6, here I come!

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2004-03-03, 2:49 PM #87
I'll send you guys a postcard from the City of Dis...

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2004-03-03, 3:00 PM #88
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

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2004-03-03, 3:50 PM #89
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cloud:
Correction seems to be the only other person who's going to the fifth level with me. Wait isn't God wraithful too?</font>


I wouldn't go so far as to call Him a ghost, but he does have a great spiritual presence.


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2004-03-03, 4:10 PM #90
Guys, you DO realize that this test is based on Dante's Inferno, not the Bible, right? And that the theology of the two don't necessarily line up?

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2004-03-03, 4:16 PM #91
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cloud:
Wait isn't God wraithful too?</font>


SILENCE MORTAL, LEST I SMITE YE INTO NEXT WEEK.
2004-03-03, 4:18 PM #92
I'm banished to the seventh layer of hell for my sins...

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2004-03-03, 4:33 PM #93
"Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."

The hell? I musta just missed glutony! I like good food, I'm overweight, and I wouldn't fast. Not like I mind this place all that much. But pretty lenient if you ask me...

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2004-03-04, 7:49 AM #94
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cloud:
Correction seems to be the only other person who's going to the fifth level with me. Wait isn't God wraithful too?</font>


Well I said it might be fun....
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