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Are you going to hell?
2004-03-02, 6:10 PM #41
Limbo.
2004-03-02, 6:14 PM #42
7. Very High Violence, Lust and Virtue... Very Low repentance and gluttony. It sounds about right.
2004-03-02, 6:39 PM #43
I made it to Purgatory!

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2004-03-02, 6:53 PM #44
First Level - Limbo

Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers - High
Level 2 - Lustful - Low
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Low
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 - Heretics - Very Low
Level 7 - Violent - Moderate
Level 8 - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Low
Level 9 - Treacherous - Low

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Pissed Off?
2004-03-02, 7:10 PM #45
7th level... bah! only four of us are gonna be there. You guys in purgatory should sin a bit more, it's gonna get boring down here!

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2004-03-02, 7:20 PM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Okay, what religious point of view is this coming from? I thought Purgatory was just a Jewish thing, but I also know Jews don't believe in Hell.</font>


Purgatory + Hell = Roman Catholicism.
Protestants don't believe in purgatory, and as a rule of thumb Lutherans don't even believe in Hell (only oblivion - which is pretty close, if you ask me).

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Also, if this guy is serious about this quiz, won't it put a black mark on HIS record since he is passing Judgement and that is God's duty?</font>


Secondly... have you not read Dante's Inferno? Or watched Se7en at least? I suggest you do.
2004-03-02, 7:42 PM #47
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">and as a rule of thumb Lutherans don't even believe in Hell</font>

um, yeah we do.

Also, he's not completely wrong...many of the verses that the Catholic church cites as proof for purgatory come from the apocryphal books of the Old Testament, which would be Jewish in origin. However, the doctrine of purgatory is more or less unique to the Catholic denomination.

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2004-03-02, 8:05 PM #48
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by lateralus:
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2004-03-02, 8:47 PM #49
Limbo. Limbo sounds pretty cool, actually. Lots of neat people here.
2004-03-02, 8:58 PM #50
Purgatory isn't really part to the Catholic belief system anymore, as I remember it it. It was developed sometime in the middle ages when the Catholic Church was at the height of it's power. Purgatory was used in conjunction with indugences. The Catholic clergy told people they were going to purgatory, then said it was possible to buy one's way out of purgatory. This lead to the belief that the welathy didn't have to be good because they could just wipe away their sins with money.

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Pissed Off?
2004-03-02, 9:29 PM #51
No, Purgatory is still around. Indulgences aren't. Prayer is the method of extracting people from purgatory now, it seems (my fiancee is Catholic and there's always a "Pray for the souls in Purgatory" reminder in her church's weekly newsletter).

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RIP Madaventor: God bless you.

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I live in the weak, and the wounded.
2004-03-02, 10:22 PM #52
Woohoo, Malebolge here I come.

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2004-03-02, 10:32 PM #53
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Darko:
No, Purgatory is still around. Indulgences aren't. Prayer is the method of extracting people from purgatory now, it seems (my fiancee is Catholic and there's always a "Pray for the souls in Purgatory" reminder in her church's weekly newsletter).

</font>


Roger that. It's been six or so years since I studied it (in high school). Bound to have been some lack of remembering [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Pissed Off?
2004-03-02, 10:52 PM #54
I got purgatory, hmm. The only circle, oddly enough, I got "low" on lustful and fraudulent as oppose to very low. But I didn't get this one:

Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food?

Huh?

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2004-03-02, 11:00 PM #55
Malebolge.

Ironically, Winamp just switched to Dimmu Borgir - Burn In Hell.

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2004-03-02, 11:43 PM #56
purgatory.

me and god are gread buddies, he wouldn't want me hanging with satan.

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2004-03-03, 1:32 AM #57
Limbooo.

High: Purgatory, Limbo
Moderate: Lustful
hah, Limbo sounds like Finland [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-03, 2:25 AM #58
Apparently I'm being sent to the 6th.

Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Meh. I'm kinda disappointed I didn't get put in Limbo. It sounded so good. From the description, it made Hell seem pretty rewarding. But the 6th is good.

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2004-03-03, 2:51 AM #59
Second Level of Hell. Yaytaculous.

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2004-03-03, 2:56 AM #60
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.</font>


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2004-03-03, 3:02 AM #61
Apparently I'm on the sixth level of Hell.

... What? I wasn't bad enough?


-Fox
2004-03-03, 5:24 AM #62
I'd be in the sixth level, but more likely I'd end up in Limbo.

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2004-03-03, 5:35 AM #63
Sixth level.

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2004-03-03, 5:42 AM #64
8th level of hell.... coooool

Whoo! How about this heat!

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2004-03-03, 5:52 AM #65
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wolfy:
Took the test before. Ended up in Purgatory.

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Same here.

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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-03-03, 6:51 AM #66
Wow, you guys have GOT to be kidding yourselves. I thought I was going to Purgatory based on my answers, but I ended up in the 4th level of hell! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif] Jeez, so I think the rich deserve the money they earn.. I'm going to hell for it? **** this.

Also, there was a VERY disturbing question on this test: "Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events. " I'm getting the feeling, from the way the question was worded, that if you answer "true", you get a few points added on to your hell-meter. Uh, last time I checked, the Bible is FULL of people prophesying the future, from Isaiah all the way to John. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

Oh well, at least it seems pretty pleasant, for hell and all: "Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here."

Lovely. Once again, I'm telling you, the way this test judges, everyone in America should go here because they're capitalists. Any of you who said you're going to Purgatory, you're hypocrites.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer
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2004-03-03, 6:53 AM #67
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
Any of you who said you're going to Purgatory, you're hypocrites.

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Are you sure?


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"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
"For the scientist who has lived by his faith in the power of reason, the story ends like a bad dream. He has scaled the mountains of ignorance; he is about to conquer the highest peak; as he pulls himself over the final rock, he is greeted by a band of theologians who have been sitting there for centuries."
-Robert Jastrow
2004-03-03, 6:54 AM #68
W00t. Let's establish Massassi in the other world..

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2004-03-03, 7:23 AM #69
Yes, if you're not a communist.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer
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2004-03-03, 9:57 AM #70
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


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2004-03-03, 10:21 AM #71
I'm in the sixth level.
It seems to be getting a bit crowded in here [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]


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2004-03-03, 10:33 AM #72
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
I thought Purgatory was just a Jewish thing, but I also know Jews don't believe in Hell.</font>


Jews believe all sorts of things, it's up to the Jew in question. Most, however, do not believe in a permanent hell, except the Lubbavitchers, who claim all non-Hasids will burn. This only refers to Jews, though. They really couldn't care less about the those of the goyische persuasion.

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2004-03-03, 12:00 PM #73
So I take it no one gets into heaven?

Also, that test has it wrong. The most inner circle of Hell(9th level) is reserved for traitors and mutineers.

[edit: wait, they did get it right]

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Checksum: I thought about it, I guess I'm striving for my own personal ideals. I'll just project those ideals onto Jesus and say "I'm trying to be like Jesus" so that I won't have to listen to you banter endlessly about me worshipping a false god or some such.

The Last True Evil: Ironically, that's very Christian of you.

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2004-03-03, 12:04 PM #74
You forgot the pope.

Oh, and I got Purgatory...

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2004-03-03, 12:24 PM #75
Predicatble...

Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Extreme
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

...As I understand, the reason Purgatory is the best possible result is that one must recieve yet another judgement in purgatory in order to proceede to Heaven.

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2004-03-03, 12:30 PM #76
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy

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2004-03-03, 12:33 PM #77
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


Well, my life is kind of already like that, a bit gloomy and sad, so I guess it's my life, only this time in Round 2! Ding ding! Fight!

WAIT ONE HELL OF A MINUTE! WHY IS LEVEL NINE "Moderate"?! I'VE NEVER BETRAYED ANYONE!... Pfft!
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Titan A.E.
2004-03-03, 12:37 PM #78
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
Also, there was a VERY disturbing question on this test: "Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events. " I'm getting the feeling, from the way the question was worded, that if you answer "true", you get a few points added on to your hell-meter. Uh, last time I checked, the Bible is FULL of people prophesying the future, from Isaiah all the way to John. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/mad.gif]

</font>


Yeah, considering the old testament is full of prophets

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Pissed Off?
2004-03-03, 12:40 PM #79
Ah, but the question is, did they predict the future, or did they cause the future to happen a certain way? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
Because often in scripture it is worded such as, "so and so happened so that the prophecies could be fulfilled" [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-03-03, 12:43 PM #80
Doesn't work when Isaiah predicts the birth of Jesus 500 years in advance. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Have a good one,
Freelancer
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