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100 new laws that would help us personally...
2004-09-10, 3:38 PM #1
What laws would you want that would somewhat benefit your life (regardless if its unconstitutional, baseless, and limits freedom)? Let's start a list...

100.) Males are not allowed to wear exercise shorts that stop about 3 inches above the knee.

99.) Reciting Eminem music (or any valueless rap music) in public is now banned.

98.) If the back of your head can not be seen from the back of the car, you are considered "too old" to drive.

97.) If you drive a convertable car and are bald (or balding), you must wear a hat.

Continue the list.... ;)
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2004-09-10, 3:41 PM #2
96.) Thou shalt exclaim 'Yoink!' when in the act of reappropriating wealth or other possession, and therefore shalt it not be considered as theft.
A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

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2004-09-10, 3:43 PM #3
95.) I get sex. Final.
Think while it's still legal.
2004-09-10, 3:47 PM #4
94.)anyone by the name SAJN_Master shall be imprisoned for the rest of eternity
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-09-10, 3:49 PM #5
93. anyone who posts number 92 shall be prodded with sticks for all time
nope.
2004-09-10, 3:49 PM #6
92.) Girls cannot refuse an invitation ;)

EDIT: Damn you boko, first you make me change my 93 to 92, now you poke me!
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2004-09-10, 3:53 PM #7
91.) A revolution. Every year. For the fun of it.
A slightly more stripy Gee_4ce, and more than just Something British...

Visit the home of Corporal G on the Internets
2004-09-10, 3:53 PM #8
90.) prod oxy with sticks

89.) Buy a DeLorean as soon as you have enough money
nope.
2004-09-10, 3:54 PM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by 7
94.)anyone by the name SAJN_Master shall be imprisoned for the rest of eternity

Actaully that could be rules 94-56 right there.
2004-09-10, 4:08 PM #10
88.) Obi_Kwiet [http://sajn.phearwear.com/stfu.gif]
Think while it's still legal.
2004-09-10, 4:10 PM #11
87.) Men are banned from wearing thongs. Period.
2004-09-10, 4:11 PM #12
86.) florida sall be hit with a hurricane every week
nope.
2004-09-10, 4:12 PM #13
85) MTV will wiped from T.V.
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2004-09-10, 4:13 PM #14
84.) everyone should attempt reading trainspotting sometime in their life
nope.
2004-09-10, 4:19 PM #15
83) wearing pants strictly forbidden when walking within no pants zone.
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-09-10, 4:22 PM #16
82.) everyone shall wear their national dress 3 days a week, unless they have none, in which case they wear nothing at all

81.) it should be everyone life work to make a time travelling DeLorean
nope.
2004-09-10, 4:30 PM #17
80.) Boco must shut up about DeLoreans.
2004-09-10, 4:31 PM #18
79. GET ME A F**KIN BEER.
2004-09-10, 4:40 PM #19
78. Do as I command you, even if you don't want to
2004-09-10, 4:47 PM #20
77.) Brian shall rule all
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-09-10, 4:48 PM #21
76.) everyone must learn to understand trainspotting (im scottish and i cant understand how its written that well)
nope.
2004-09-10, 4:50 PM #22
76) On tuesdays everyone must wear odd socks. This law is punishable by death.
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2004-09-10, 5:15 PM #23
75) During the summer nobody will were shoes. And flordia will be hit by Hurricanes every week with 200 mph + winds and storm surges of 50 feet.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2004-09-10, 5:18 PM #24
74. When travelling in the Sahara desert, you must wear heaters and very heavy coats in the daytime, and nothing at nighttime, or risk having to have sex with Gonk.
2004-09-10, 5:36 PM #25
73. Spiral must immediately release Laboratory.

72. Same goes for Valve and HL2.

71. Annoying people will be lined up and shot.

70. Everybody on the planet shall give me one penny. Every year.
Stuff
2004-09-10, 6:12 PM #26
Kyle90: The quote in you sig is slightly off.. ;)

69) Everyone should use Linux.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-09-10, 6:17 PM #27
68) Anyone humming catchy songs like "Wooly Bully" That refuse to leave you head shall receive 10 lashes.
2004-09-10, 6:40 PM #28
67) Thou shalt not have school any more than 2 times a week, and thou shalt be granted a land flowing with milk and jaffa cakes, an abundance that covers the land in their tangy tangi-ness, and to which every soul wont of sutenace directs his feeble appetite, and thus is satiated, thus sayeth the Great Jaffa in the sky...
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2004-09-10, 6:40 PM #29
66) The 24th of July shall be made an annual day of mourning. For absolutely no reason.
2004-09-10, 6:49 PM #30
65) Gonk shall not be allowed in the WoW beta or the full retail game.
Life is beautiful.
2004-09-10, 6:51 PM #31
64. However, If Gonk receives a copy of world of warcraft it will install, but he will not be able to make an account.
2004-09-10, 7:00 PM #32
63) Gonk shall give me his copy of WoW.

62) Rule 63 may be excluded under the following circumstances: 1. Gonk shall give us cookies 3 times a year and 2. Gonk shall bow down before us.
No sig.
2004-09-10, 7:02 PM #33
61.) Gonk shall never have Kiera
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2004-09-10, 7:07 PM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by 7
61.) Gonk shall never have Kiera

Quite right, I shall.
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2004-09-10, 7:12 PM #35
60. All colors other then green are too be banned, and shot upon site.

o.0
2004-09-10, 7:15 PM #36
59. The Mothers against Maddox are to be shot on site.

58. Tucker max is not allowed to take down his website. Ever.

57.The world, excluding massassians, must pay tribute to the massassi temple, in form of pumkin pie, apple pie, pecan pie, cream pie, choclate cake, vanilla cake, choclate ice cream cake, vanilla ice cream cake, pepsi,coke, and mountain dew. People who do not do this will be shot, if they survive, they will be shot to the head with a 12 gauge shotgun.
2004-09-10, 7:15 PM #37
56. Law 87 has been revoked.
2004-09-10, 7:20 PM #38
55. Anyone who makes bull**** laws is required to kill themselves with a sprinkler key. We have enough asinine laws as it is.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2004-09-10, 7:44 PM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
88.) Obi_Kwiet [http://sajn.phearwear.com/stfu.gif]


54. Every one should be taught to learn, recognize, and appreciate humor and sarcasm. All who do not will be shot.
2004-09-10, 7:48 PM #40
53. Including Obi_Kwiet. ;)
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